TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

there are literally written directions in the booth

i dont understand, the instructions specifically say not to jam a fork into the trump space until it shatters, but that's clearly the only way to vote?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:00

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# ? May 18, 2024 13:59

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

Beachcomber posted:

I have plenty of alcohol...could someone lend me a cat?

Vacuuming completed. Now I'm free to mainline the election til the end!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:01

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Baloogan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:00

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

exquisite tea posted:

Good news...for Trump!

It sure is, $hillary tried to silence the true americans by calling on SEPTA (the city transit union) to strike, but nothing can stump the trump and his deplorables.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:01

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

York_M_Chan posted:

The real fraud is that KFC/Taco Bell's do not accept Taco Bell gift cards!

Rigged! Sad!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:01

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

theflyingexecutive posted:

trump doctor is a board certified internist as well as a gastroenterologist tho

oh ok

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:01

Mr. Creakle: Apr 27, 2007; Protecting your virginity

Schnorkles posted:

honestly it's all tea leaves, but the FL numbers look good.

I'm confident about south FL but central just makes me so nervous. it's demographically a mix of immigrants, olds, and THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN :bahgawd:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:02

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

WarMECH posted:

lol if anyone thinks FL will be called before 1am

if voting is as overwhelming as it appears to be, it will be a lot earlier

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:02

Rastor: Jun 2, 2001

Kamrat posted:

So, when does election coverage start and where can I watch it as a filthy European?

Results begin about 8pm US Eastern Time.

Steve Yun posted:

Logikv9, can you put these links into the op? It's all the places that you can livestream the election tonight without a subscription:
http://gizmodo.com/how-to-watch-tonights-election-results-no-cable-requir-1788576704

If you are too impatient to wait until then there's Votecastr but be warned it is NOT ACTUAL RESULTS.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:02

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Grey Fox posted:

I believe you have my stapler.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:01

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/jimrosenfield/status/796078173431664640

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:02

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Wrote in Ed Balls becuase it was the Board of Ed and it seemed correct

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:02

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

The Lord of Hats posted:

Tuna doesn't have any election night alcohol with him, but he did get a write-in vote in support of his judicial campaign. I for one wish him nothing but success in his chosen career path.

I love big floofy orange cats. Is his temperament good? Orange cats have always been kinda stubborn jerks in my experience.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:02

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

weekly font posted:

Jeb!

Yes! Yeeeeeeeeees! The excitement for Jeb! is clearly growing, not just here on SA but around the country!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:03

Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i wish god would strike her dumb like he did scott adams

Not sure if God can make Ann Coulter any dumber than she already is.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:02

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Florida is a disturbing place to be today. I'm glad I mailed in my ballot weeks ago, I strongly suspect there will be violence here before the day is over.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:03

Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

Just wanted to share my appreciation for whoever was quick enough to lock the Trump thread at page 14088.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:02

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

*walks out of voting booth with my clothes ripped up and a plunger stuck to my head* yep sure was some good democracy

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:02

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

how is it that alex jones is 42 but looks like he's pushing 55 on a good day does he have the same condition that ted cruz has?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:02

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

alex jones puts two drops of bull semen from an eyedropper directly into his urethra and has the strength of 10 cuckslayers

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:03

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Cubey posted:

if i became president i would give everyone a free spayed or neutered kitty

this will be my platform in 2024 when i run

you should run along side vermin supreme, ponies and kitties for all!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:02

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Joementum posted:

Alex Jones now discussing women UFC fighters, which he likes

Even Amanda Nunes?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:03

Tom Guycot: Oct 15, 2008; Chief of Governors

Zaphod42 posted:

I love big floofy orange cats. Is his temperament good? Orange cats have always been kinda stubborn jerks in my experience.

my brothers big orange cat is like that, he insists hes writing in bernie.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:03

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

When do the last polls close? Wanna figure out how much time Trump still has to release his tax returns.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:02

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796091892756791296

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:03

Kamrat: Nov 27, 2012; Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

Rastor posted:

Results begin about 8pm US Eastern Time.

If you are too impatient to wait until then there's Votecastr but be warned it is NOT ACTUAL RESULTS.

Thanks man!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:02

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/796095747871666181

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:04

Paul Revere 3000: Dec 8, 2007; So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'

Zaphod42 posted:

Orange cats have always been kinda stubborn jerks in my experience.

Can confirm. One of my cats is orange and she's a total bitch. Like Donald Trump. :smugdog:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:03

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

a real chump posted:

Ed balls and big wet rear end to you all

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# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:03

Mr. Creakle: Apr 27, 2007; Protecting your virginity

Zaphod42 posted:

I love big floofy orange cats. Is his temperament good? Orange cats have always been kinda stubborn jerks in my experience.

My experience is the opposite. Orange male cats have been by far the sweetest and most affectionate. Also sometimes the most retarded even by cat standards but whatever

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:04

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

WarMECH posted:

how is it that alex jones is 42 but looks like he's pushing 55 on a good day does he have the same condition that ted cruz has?

because he's human

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na4GYyJwYjQ

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:03

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/796095747871666181

GOP clearly bringing back the ancient catholic tradition of charging for pilgrimage to the bones of saints

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:03

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Mr Hootington posted:

https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796091892756791296

haha get hosed David Duke

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:03

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Joementum posted:

The UFC dude on the Alex Jones show is now talking about how horny he gets from super male vitality supplements.

I'm not watching the stream, but that clearly isn't Jon Jones he has on. :v:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:04

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

the gently caress am i looking at here? haley joel osment cosplay?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:05

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Homeless Friend posted:

This guys fight at UFC 205 this weekend just got cancelled.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:04

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

Prediction: my worthless state of Ohio will go for Trump and that's why God pulled the World Series rug out from under us and I don't evEN CARE, HAIL ABUELA!!

:slick: