TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Mr. Pumroy posted:

i'm gonna look at the exit polls

*eyes glisten oddly*

i'm looking at the exit polls

*eyes begin to lose shape, pool at bottom of sockets*

i'm still looking

*what first looks like tears is revealed to be the whites of my eyeballs, running down my cheeks in chunky rivulets*

i'm looking

*teeth begin to drop out of my gums, glasses fall off as my ears collapse into my softening skull*

mm innggg

*tongue flops through unhinged jawbone*

khhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*whips off shades* drat son, Dank Bluntz's early assessment of this poo poo is that this dude took the one-way express train to Pollingtown. RIP your rear end, friendo

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:58

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# ? May 16, 2024 13:15

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

team overhead smash posted:

Day Crew

Nite Crew

Election Crew

wait wait wait wait

sabrina's last name is spellman???? WHT THE gently caress

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:59

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

team overhead smash posted:

Election Crew

On this day we are all Election Crew

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:58

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Wolfsheim posted:

What's the over under on someone getting shot today

Only incorrect usage of over under in answers plz tia

Like at all or becuase of the election?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:59

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Lord Hydronium posted:

What's everyone tuning to once this shitshow starts for real? MSNBC to watch Maddow making fun of people? Fox to watch Kelly making fun of people? CNN to watch the latest in ~*~holograms~*~?

Bill Mitchell warned us of the holograms :tinfoil:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:58

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/byKatherineLam/status/796108865335164928/video/1

:smith:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:58

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Consummate Professional posted:

Why didn't the put a hat on the cake

hats are for winners

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:58

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

POZ MY EX POLLS

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:59

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

exit poooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSS

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:59

DMCrimson: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

Consummate Professional posted:

Why didn't the put a hat on the cake

boosted is a cake

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:58

MountGeek: Apr 14, 2016

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

oh it was a cake, thats a scary fuckin cake
https://twitter.com/jasonvolack/status/796103690398691328
trump ??? cake

Emperor Palpatine Trump Cake

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:58

Big McHuge: Feb 5, 2014; You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.
Save them all.

I imagine a disheveled Trump and Kellyanne alone in some large dining area of Trump Tower later tonight, slowly pecking away at that cake.

Suddenly Kellyanne's fork begins to tremor as the shadow of a velociraptor appears on the wall behind Donald.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:59

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

skylined! posted:

Alky chat - I thought about going out and getting something like a stout or w/e but honestly I'm in GA and afraid to leave my house at this point.

So, painting, drywall and scotch with NPR it is.

fellow scotch drinker in GA 2night I salute thee

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:59

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Joementum posted:

(check out trump cake and past)

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:59

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

https://twitter.com/TorstenSjoberg/status/796095609631543296

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:59

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

oh god first CNN exit polls in a minute, my body is ready

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:00

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/byKatherineLam/status/796108865335164928/video/1

i'm surprised nobody tried to punch it.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:59

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

team overhead smash posted:

Day Crew

Nite Crew

Election Crew

a reminder to those who don't know melissa joan hart voted for gary johnson

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:59

DICKS FOR DINNER: Sep 6, 2008; Stand Proud

exit polls haven't even dropped yet and i am still inclined to say CHILL OUT ABOUT THE drat EXIT POLLS

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:00

TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/KellyannePolls/status/796107447043813376

Some people hate red hats because of Fred Durst. Not everything is politically motivated.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:00

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Joementum posted:

Is that Bill Kristol's face on her?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:00

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:00

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

exit polls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPvtFqbeyD4

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:59

Bruteman: Apr 15, 2003; Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

Big McHuge posted:

I imagine a disheveled Trump and Kellyanne alone in some large dining area of Trump Tower later tonight, slowly pecking away at that cake.

Suddenly Kellyanne's fork begins to tremor as the shadow of a velociraptor appears on the wall behind Donald.

go on...

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:00

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

The Glumslinger posted:

Like at all or becuase of the election?

You know what I meant glumslinger, a white supremacist shooting a minority because illegal fraud, you knew that glumslinger!!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:59

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

lol
https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/796107441658269696

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:00

TwinsensRevenge: Aug 13, 2013

i'm going to judge the poo poo out of anyone posting exits here

if you include analysis i'm gonna also deem you a Bad Poster

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:00

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

oh it was a cake, thats a scary fuckin cake
https://twitter.com/jasonvolack/status/796103690398691328
trump ??? cake

Holy poo poo I think that cake is where trump hides his emotions

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:00

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

drat, and I wanted to see Trump cut the cake, too.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:00

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

triple sulk posted:

drat the early exit polls are lit

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:00

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Jaunty Monty Ping posted:

What in the absolute unholy hell is that. Klaus Kinski couldn't look any creepier than this.

Hell, it does look more like Klaus Kinski than Donald Trump.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:01

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

n-word tape gonna drop any minute now

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:00

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Ivor Biggun posted:

On this day we are all Election Crew

white noise krew 4 life u dont speak for me

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:00

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001

Ivor Biggun posted:

On this day we are all Election Crew

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:00

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

EXIT POLL TIME GO JEB!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:02

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

hate all of you~~

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:02

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/j_fuller/status/796110182006816773

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:01

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Lathespin.gif posted:

pleaes dont dox me fam :q:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:01

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Exit Polls incoming!

538 EVs for JEEEEEEBBBBBBB!!!!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:02

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Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

How are people watching Twitter tears in real-time? I've used Tweetdeck but the columns are super narrow and I really just want it to be fullscreen.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:01

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