TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lmao white college only going 47% trump in this exit poll

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:17

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# ? May 15, 2024 21:55

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

mastershakeman posted:

voting for Trump feels awesome and you should do it

yeah crying is pretty cathartic

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:17

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Jazerus posted:

big, if true

Big. League.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:16

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

They took down... Colorado? :confused:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:17

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

team overhead smash posted:

https://twitter.com/emilyrs/status/796108893768347649

Bush you gently caress, stop being such a goddamn idiot fucker. You either want Trump to be President or you want Hilary to be President.

I mean we all knew he was dumb, but is he really so dumb he doesn't understand how american elections work?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:16

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

MaxxBot posted:

I'm gonna get a haircut, it's long as fcuk so that should take a while!

solidarity haircut buddy

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:17

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Florida still looking good

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:16

Princeps32: Nov 9, 2012

Covok posted:

The Russians have started their attack!

fucks sake

Meant to quote denver tweet not this post whatever

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:17

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

exit polls indicate that tonight's victor is

JEB!

JEB!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:17

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/796113072758853632

Lol "the woman thing"

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:17

ArgumentatumE.C.T.: Nov 5, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

team overhead smash posted:

https://twitter.com/emilyrs/status/796108893768347649

Bush you gently caress, stop being such a goddamn idiot fucker. You either want Trump to be President or you want Hilary to be President.

He just wants the world to forget.

:911:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:17

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

triple sulk posted:

lmao white college only going 47% trump in this exit poll

yeah that's real bad for trump

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:18

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

stumble into a liqour store and burp in the clerk's face and yell for osme of those portable cups of wine and balls of fruity flavored colored sugar water with liqour

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:17

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Venom Snake posted:

https://twitter.com/ErickFernandez/status/796111443468910592

lol

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:18

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Also my boss gave me beer that he brewed and I'm about to drink it, this should be interesting.

Jeb!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:17

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

the first exit polls are here and they look like....

....the script of bee movie?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:18

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Jazerus posted:

exit polls indicate that tonight's victor is

JEB!

JEB!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:18

MShadowy: Sep 30, 2013; dammit eyes don't work that way!; Fun Shoe

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/Jessica9NEWS/status/796111411839700992

Wellp, needed an excuse for more booze anyway.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:18

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

RocktheCaulk posted:

Florida still looking good

Yeah, it's a very pretty state. Shame about all the people living in it, though.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:17

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

https://twitter.com/TrumpDeathRally/status/796100233595850752

lol

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:18

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/demimollo/status/796112441214177280

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:17

Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

lol that colorado gets taken down 3 hours before the victor is announced

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:18

publishko: Feb 16, 2014

Trump's spirit is cooked

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:17

Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

None of the stream are loading on any webisites for me what the gently caress. :f5:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:17

SocketWrench: Jul 8, 2012; by Fritz the Horse

turnip kid posted:

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/796112349165920256

It bothered me in that Republicans won't shut the gently caress up about it like it's going to be some magic bullet

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:18

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

triple sulk posted:

lmao white college only going 47% trump in this exit poll

landslide inc

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:18

Serf: May 5, 2011

well, I've fed the chickens and goats, I've got beer, and I'm ready to watch my nation decide whether it wants democracy or fascism

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:18

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

triple sulk posted:

lmao white college only going 47% trump in this exit poll

WELP

and i was ready to :derp:

and everything...

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:19

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Jazerus posted:

exit polls indicate that tonight's victor is

JEB!

JEB!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:18

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/Jessica9NEWS/status/796111411839700992

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyuiQQfS4_o

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:19

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

mormonpartyboat posted:

the first exit polls are here and they look like....

....the script of bee movie?

It's hip to gently caress bees

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:18

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

triple sulk posted:

lmao white college only going 47% trump in this exit poll

doesn't matter

nothing matters

until 8:00 PM EST

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:19

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

drat I caught up to the thread!!! I've got my whiskey and coke plus shitton of snacks and music. Is it already time to start streaming idiot cable news?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:18

Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

Zikan posted:

landslide inc

u kno it

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:19

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

team overhead smash posted:

https://twitter.com/emilyrs/status/796108893768347649

Bush you gently caress, stop being such a goddamn idiot fucker. You either want Trump to be President or you want Hilary to be President.

didn't even give Jeb! a couple write-in votes

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:19

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

team overhead smash posted:

https://twitter.com/emilyrs/status/796108893768347649

Bush you gently caress, stop being such a goddamn idiot fucker. You either want Trump to be President or you want Hilary to be President.

-2 Trump in TX, Blue Texas just became more likely

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:18