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HMS Beagle: Feb 13, 2009

TwinsensRevenge posted:

gently caress yes broward

also duval turning around c'monnnnnnnnnn you can do it

HRC is gonna make the Jaguars Great Again

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:36

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# ? May 16, 2024 23:18

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

team overhead smash posted:

Sorry, but we are leftist elite Europeans. Even if Clinton wins we'll still think of you as racist backwards hicks with no proper healthcare.

What is gonna happen to the NHS? I hear Teresa May is grinding up the poor and using their marrow as spread

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:36

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

in all seriousness if you asked trump if he was gonna win california what would he say?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:36

Corny: Feb 18, 2006; i am scared

oh my god katy tur is at the trump party i feel so bad for her :smith:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:35

davebo: Nov 15, 2006; Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito; College Slice

triple sulk posted:

im under 30 and have voted in three (3) presidential elections

Feh, that ain't young. He was totally right, most 15 year olds hardly ever vote!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:35

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

HMS Beagle posted:

HRC is gonna make the Jaguars Great Again

nobody can do that

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:37

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

100 degrees Calcium posted:

As well you should. The idea that Clinton being president is somehow a big meaningful victory is simply an illusion projected by just how much shittier the alternative is.

in your rear end

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:37

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Betting Market Report, beginning of the end edition

Trump down another point.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:37

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Europe is not that dissimilar from the US, except we don't have black and Hispanic voters to save us from making stupid decisions.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:37

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

So Nates model is looking to be 100% again.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:36

Higgy: Jul 6, 2005; Grimey Drawer

breaklaw posted:

There is a good one in the OP.

So there is but I'm just answerin in the moment cuz peeps don't read ops I guess sorry

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:37

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

HMS Beagle posted:

HRC is gonna make the Jaguars Great Again

She's going to go back in time and murder Blake Bortles father?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:37

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

Pakled posted:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:37

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

cnn already clowning on the trumpeteers on the panel

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:36

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

this is not a good measurement because it is an exit poll, and exit polls are bad at this:

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/796118927474622464

If the electorate is 70% white stick a goddamn fork in it

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:36

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

post ur monitors (this is my info one, twitter and SA and nite crew chat on main monitor)

any suggestions for handy pages to have open in my lower left window would be appreciated

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:37

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

My wife told me today she bought Brownie a la Mode ice cream for a celebration later tonight

god drat I love this woman

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:37

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

i fell asleep how are things going

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:38

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

On MSNBC right now: 69% of voters angry at Federal Government.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:37

TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Corny posted:

oh my god katy tur is at the trump party i feel so bad for her

She is going to get a mega book deal before the night is up.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:37

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Philthy posted:

So Nates model is looking to be 100% again.

Quite possibly, but then so does Wang's. And unlike Nate, he didn't spend the last week of the election getting into slapfights with people on Twitter.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:37

ArgumentatumE.C.T.: Nov 5, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

breaklaw posted:

Tens of thousands of people, Jesse Jackson in the back in tears.

Hillary has the glass ceiling thing though so that might be cool.

I wonder if people in 1980 expected a woman president to happen before a black president.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:37

Sarmhan: Nov 1, 2011

Philthy posted:

So Nates model is looking to be 100% again.

Not really. He barely flipped Florida over when so far, it looks like it'll be a blowout (relatively).

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:37

publishko: Feb 16, 2014

Corny posted:

oh my god katy tur is at the trump party i feel so bad for her

She deserves a lifetime supply of free drinks

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:38

Corny: Feb 18, 2006; i am scared

Karl Sharks posted:

post ur monitors (this is my info one, twitter and SA and nite crew chat on main monitor)

any suggestions for handy pages to have open in my lower left window would be appreciated

the results from 2012 http://elections.nytimes.com/2012/results/president

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:37

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi: Mar 26, 2005

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

in all seriousness if you asked trump if he was gonna win california what would he say?

Big league

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:38

Mulva: Sep 13, 2011; It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

team overhead smash posted:

Sorry, but we are leftist elite Europeans. Even if Clinton wins we'll still think of you as racist backwards hicks with no proper healthcare.

Have you seen Europe lately?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:38

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

i fell asleep how are things going

space empress gonna slay

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:38

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

what map are you guys going to use to follow the results? I was thinking of this but idk tho

http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:38

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

my friends,

texas.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:39

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Philthy posted:

So Nates model is looking to be 100% again.

4 more years 4 more years

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:39

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Schnorkles posted:

If the electorate is 70% white stick a goddamn fork in it

For HRC, you mean? As in, she wins if this is true?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:38

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Turdfuzz posted:

i fell asleep how are things going

h-dawg gonna win

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:39

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Corny posted:

oh my god katy tur is at the trump party i feel so bad for her

Researching the final chapter of her bestselling book which will provide her with wealth and fame

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:38

Inferior Third Season: Jan 15, 2005

team overhead smash posted:

There will be lots of white men happy to carry these signs.

Also this is weird to type because I am European and we don't really have the thing of seeing Hispanic people (or as we call them, the Spanish and Portuguese) as a different race. Nationality yes, race no.

European?!? Wow, so cultured and enlightened! *ignores thousands of children drowning in rickety boats in nearby sea*

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:38

Taco Duck: Feb 18, 2011

Schnorkles posted:

this is not a good measurement because it is an exit poll, and exit polls are bad at this:

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/796118927474622464

If the electorate is 70% white stick a goddamn fork in it

Is this national?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:39

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

space empress gonna slay

drat jill stein doing that well huh

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:39

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Schnorkles posted:

this is not a good measurement because it is an exit poll, and exit polls are bad at this:

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/796118927474622464

If the electorate is 70% white stick a goddamn fork in it

Wait, is that 70% across the whole country?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:39

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:39

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# ? May 16, 2024 23:18

Sarmhan: Nov 1, 2011

eonwe posted:

what map are you guys going to use to follow the results? I was thinking of this but idk tho

http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president

The guardian's map is my favorite:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/nov/08/us-election-2016-results-live-clinton-trump?view=map&type=presidential

EDIT:
yes that exit poll is national, and it has the 2012 results in the tweet.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 23:39

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