TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:12

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# ? May 16, 2024 21:45

Kempo Yellow Belt: Jan 5, 2012; Fun Shoe

swampland posted:

Oh my god this loving cnn hype stuff is unbearable

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:12

Dubstep Jesus: Jun 27, 2012; by exmarx

Wasn't one of the election trackers gonna have comparisons to 2012 alongside their data? I kinda wanna watch that one

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:12

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

can we call it yet

i feel like we can call it now

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:13

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

quiggy posted:

what's a good returns stream that's not loving buzzfeed

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

we managed to find multiple streams, :getin:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:13

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Finally home so I can start drinking

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:12

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Fiction posted:

no you dullard people flocked to his message because he was the only republican openly talking poo poo about the rich

people might have been dumb for thinking he was any different but there's definitely a cadre of voters in there who are open to an economic message not steeped in racism. you saw that crossover in the primaries with bernie

he wasn't talking poo poo about the rich aside from some meaningless 'and boy my hedge fund friends are gonna hate my tax plan' and then oh no it turns out he's massively cutting their taxes and they don't.

You 18th century talkin chimp

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:13

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

has cnn brought any holograms on yet

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:12

Slow Graffiti: Feb 1, 2003; Born of Frustration

ubergnu posted:

Stevie looks like a mean drunk

Only if you take his beer. He's usually pretty chill.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:13

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

I want to go to a party, get smashed, and turn my twitter feed into a scorched hellscape.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:14

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/796127325679210496

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:13

bhsman: Feb 10, 2008; by exmarx

bump_fn posted:

This is a gorgeous catte btw :3:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:13

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

paranoid randroid posted:

cripes its the politics guy!

Also the cycling guy. 30 miles a day.

My rear end. Goddamn.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:14

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

oh my god the holograms were 8 years ago

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:13

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:13

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/796126135830642688

This got a bit drowned out, but :getin:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:14

Skyl3lazer: Aug 27, 2007; [Dooting Stealthily]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gmS45_SNFo

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:13

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

people, please, im the meltdown

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:13

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Turdfuzz posted:

has cnn brought any holograms on yet

Now I want Tupac to call the election

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:14

AceRimmer: Mar 18, 2009

The merciless cobbing of Mill Bitchell has begun:
https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/796127678940200964

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:14

quiggy: Aug 7, 2010; [in Russian] Oof.

Lastgirl posted:

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

we managed to find multiple streams,

loving THANK YOU

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:14

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Fiction posted:

The biggest race conflict in America has almost entirely economic roots. Nationalism as a response to a faltering labor market is an economic impulse, even if it's not expressed as such.

"race conflict" is a fancy way of saying "racist white folks"

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:14

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796127276576493568

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:14

CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

Joementum posted:

i don't understand the idea that you should write off winnable voters that you could bring into your coalition

please explain how you win over white FYGMers who harp on people taking welfare, are they not winnable?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:15

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

team overhead smash posted:

Also the cycling guy. 30 miles a day.

My rear end. Goddamn.

sir bicycles are not allowed in the drive thru

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:14

OAquinas: Jan 27, 2008; Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Trying to keep up /w the thread, got my candycorn infused vodka and chicken wings ready to go. This is gonna be an exciting night, one way or the other :unsmigghh:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:14

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Vlex posted:

blondie's prefrontal cortex strokin' off there a little on the far right

lol Tiffany clearly snuck into the shot at the last second.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:15

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

AceRimmer posted:

The merciless cobbing of Mill Bitchell has begun:
https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/796127678940200964

Come on now, don't dunk on Bill Mitchell too early. Let him have his fun for a few more hours.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:16

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

frankenfreak posted:

D&D (including C-SPAM): 1581
GBS: 577
Games: 752

Film Dump: 3 (incl. me)

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:16

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

anyway, i'm going to go back to shitposting. if you want to continue to believe that none of trump's voters could be won over to the democratic coalition by addressing some of their concerns, be my guest.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:15

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Reminder that exit polls struggle to tell us about turnout:

https://twitter.com/SuttaCBSMiami/status/796124405843816448

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:16

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Slow Graffiti posted:

Only if you take his beer. He's usually pretty chill.

socialism demands ur cat share his beer w/ me

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:15

Axetrain: Sep 14, 2007

Alright liver I'm taking us on a wild ride. I mostly stick to wine and beer but this comes highly goon recommended.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:16

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Mr Hootington posted:

https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796127276576493568

SHOOK

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:15

Swedgin: Aug 22, 2006; by exmarx

MSNBC showing massive lines in Northern Liberties (Philly)

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:15

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