TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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breaklaw: May 12, 2008

One last post on the class issue

Reuters exit:

quote:

� 75 percent agree that �America needs a strong leader to take the country back from the rich and powerful.�

� 72 percent agree �the American economy is rigged to advantage the rich and powerful.�

� 68 percent agree that �traditional parties and politicians don�t care about people like me.�

� 76 percent believe �the mainstream media is more interested in making money than telling the truth.�

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-poll-mood-idUSKBN1332NC?il=0

This IS THE WAY forward. Will will ever see leaders who can see it for what it is and try to make it happen and have a real impact?

No.

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# ? May 19, 2024 08:04

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

StateOwned posted:

What beer is everyone drinking? I went with fireside chat ale, the most apropos beer I could think of.

Firestone's Lupulin Distortion. I couldn't find anything with a name in the key of "Nasty Woman" at the store.

There was a whiskey called Patriarch Whiskey but it was on a lower shelf and looked lovely and after I had to almost hack my arm off to keep myself from reaching for Booker's and killing myself I decided to look at beers.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:32

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

which state will be the first called? Vermont or South Carolina?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

Serf: May 5, 2011

I am still amazed that anyone cared about emails

what an amazing nothingburger that somehow defined a campaign

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/796132165750816768

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:32

Swedgin: Aug 22, 2006; by exmarx

exits are trash, etc. etc.

but

https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/796132165750816768

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

bollig: Apr 7, 2006; Never Forget.

StateOwned posted:

What beer is everyone drinking? I went with fireside chat ale, the most apropos beer I could think of.

Where I live you can get generic-brand beer for about 75 cents in 1/2 liter cans which I have about a thousand of leftover from a Halloween party.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Imagine an anvil labeled "SMALL SAMPLE SIZE" plummeting toward Bill Mitchell's head

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Schnorkles posted:

gonna just repeat again that If Trump cannot clear 20k in Duval there's no way in hell he wins flooorriidddaaa

Let's go early call Florida.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Switching between Ardbeg, Sierra Nevada and, hopefully, champagne.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:32

DownTownBrown: Feb 16, 2011

Astroclassicist posted:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:32

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

im going to cry when abuela wins

Tatsuta Age posted:

nitro or regular this is important

all that was in stock was nitro. its still good as heck though. its my fav beer.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

Series DD Funding: Nov 25, 2014; by exmarx

team overhead smash posted:

Yeah, no matter who wins America loses.

hillary clinton is cool and good and going to win

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:32

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Swedgin posted:

https://twitter.com/jpodhoretz/status/796126655530094592

That'd be comforting if anyone in Trump Tower had access to real data.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:32

Confounding Factor: Jul 4, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Trappistes Rochefort 10

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:32

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

lol @ u daycrewzies

40% of people in America wanting Democracy overthrown and all non-whites turfed out and genocided is probably a record low in our history

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

The Glumslinger posted:

Unironically the worst part of voting by mail

I got a sticker with my ballot :shrug:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:32

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

God please let Trump buy into all the early exit polling bullshit on Fox. It'll be like finding out Romney had unskewing in his internals x1000000000000000

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

also I ran out of whiskey so now I'm drinking dragons milk again

gonna be super hosed in a few

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

crabcakes66 posted:

If Texas goes blue I vow to stop saying bad things about Texas.

nah they still have the highest rate of work-related deaths in the country and pregnancy-related deaths in the entire developed world

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

triple sulk posted:

im waiting to see if i have to pick my wife up from work and then im drinking left hand milk stout

i'm drinking russian river damnation because hail satan

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

Potato Salad posted:

I'm still driving. What's the outlook, succinctly if you would oblige me?

please don't drive and look at your phone!!!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

FactsAreUseless posted:

I'm playing Yoshi's Wooly World with my girlfriend. In fact, I'm using both hands.

But have you got the Giant Yarn Yoshi amiibo?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:34

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

kill la kill is good, that buckley comic edit is good, bill mitchell is beyond parody, trump is bad, and hillary is good

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

Flowers For Algeria: Dec 3, 2005; I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.

Karl Sharks posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/796132024704794626

we need to shut this whole thing down until we can figure out what's going on!!!

Is this Bill Mitchell's first election? He sounds like me in 2008 lol

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:34

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

crabcakes66 posted:

If Texas goes blue I vow to stop saying bad things about Texas.

As a Texas resident I assure you that that's far too extreme.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:34

Herv: Mar 24, 2005; Soiled Meat

Axetrain posted:

Alright liver I'm taking us on a wild ride. I mostly stick to wine and beer but this comes highly goon recommended.

That or makers is the way to go

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

crabcakes66: May 24, 2012; by exmarx

The Glumslinger posted:

Unironically the worst part of voting by mail

The Tennessee shaped "I voted" sticker I got was p cool.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/796130956566560768

*grabs KY jelly and Monster Dildo*

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

StateOwned: Dec 30, 2005; this lane closed

Iron Crowned posted:

I just drank a whole bottle of malbec, no beer for me

I recognize a good costco malbec when I see it

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

someone vote for trump so we can hit 88!

then no one else pls

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/796133464236032001

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:34

Swedgin: Aug 22, 2006; by exmarx

triple sulk posted:

im going to cry when abuela wins

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

Mr. Funktastic: Dec 27, 2012; College Slice

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/796131413812772868

Goons in the area, stay safe

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

Joementum posted:

which state will be the first called? Vermont or South Carolina?

Sioth Carolina, with 1 out of 1 vote counted

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:33

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Joementum posted:

which state will be the first called? Vermont or South Carolina?

I assume SC but just on alphabet, Vermont called moments later.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:34

Herv: Mar 24, 2005; Soiled Meat

Axetrain posted:

Alright liver I'm taking us on a wild ride. I mostly stick to wine and beer but this comes highly goon recommended.

this or makers is the way to go. just rocks, don't puss out and add water

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:35

Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

did you guys know hillary is working on two speeches

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:34

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

breaklaw posted:

One last post on the class issue

Reuters exit:

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-poll-mood-idUSKBN1332NC?il=0

This IS THE WAY forward. Will will ever see leaders who can see it for what it is and try to make it happen and have a real impact?

No.

A younger Bernie who hadn't spent decades caring only about political purity could have done it. He had a lot of issues as a candidate, and his success showed the impact of his message. I expect there to be a strong progressive candidate to follow in his footsteps in 2024, but learning from his mistakes

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OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

loving LOL some dude on Reddit posted that a dude at his work is seriously trying to figure out if he can divorce his wife over her voting for Hillary

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:35

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