TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Mobute/status/796133851319959552

a mouth full of

ed balls

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:34

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 21:39

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

DynamicSloth posted:

That'd be comforting if anyone in Trump Tower had access to real data.

The Trump campaign gets all its data from senior analyst Bill Mitchell.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:35

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

StateOwned posted:

What beer is everyone drinking? I went with fireside chat ale, the most apropos beer I could think of.

Does liquor interspersed with water count as beer?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:34

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

HOW DO YOU COUNT 150 MILLION VOTES IN A FEW HOURS?!?!??!!!?!? FRAUD! RIGGED!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:35

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/796133464236032001

Nobody do this! Don't spoil the fun!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:34

Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

please please please please when abuela is called change the C-SPAM background to this image

tia

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:34

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/796133785632915456

SHOOK

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:35

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

glad you are here bill :unsmith:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:35

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Serf posted:

I am still amazed that anyone cared about emails

what an amazing nothingburger that somehow defined a campaign

has donald released his taxes yet

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:35

DaveWoo: Aug 14, 2004; Fun Shoe

Karl Sharks posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/796132024704794626

we need to shut this whole thing down until we can figure out what's going on!!!

No, seriously, is this Bill Mitchell's first time ever following an election, because goddamn

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:35

Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

ABUELITA HILLARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:35

DarkstarIV: Apr 6, 2010; OFFICIAL RACIST

Very early state results from Indiana:

- Evan Bayh is losing bigly to Todd Young

- Eric Holcomb is beating John Gregg

:wtc:

indiana

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:35

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Oh Snapple! posted:

did you guys know hillary is working on two speeches

the one for where she wins by a lot and the one for where she wins by a whole lot?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:36

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

team overhead smash posted:

Yeah, no matter who wins America loses.

hilldawg is actually murrica winning

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:35

StateOwned: Dec 30, 2005; this lane closed

The Glumslinger posted:

I found a Taco Truck Lager while at the grocery store yesterday, seemed like a sign

Holy poo poo, that is way more apropos. congratulations!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:35

BonoMan: Feb 20, 2002; Jade Ear Joe

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Lazy Magnolia Southern Pecan. Extremely good poo poo

Sup Mississippi beer.

It's pretty good, but as far as Mississippi breweries are concerned, you should try out anything from Southern Prohibition. Easily our best brewer.

Also, Gary Brewsey http://soprobrewing.com/team-sopro

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:35

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Someone is salty

https://twitter.com/KellyannePolls/status/796133515142144000

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:36

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

DaveWoo posted:

No, seriously, is this Bill Mitchell's first time ever following an election, because goddamn

you should look at his older tweets, it is not, he is literally this broken brained all the time

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:35

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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Okay I have to ask who Bill Mitchell is besides Twitter Superstar

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:36

DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

StateOwned posted:

What beer is everyone drinking? I went with fireside chat ale, the most apropos beer I could think of.

second cheapest poo poo off the aisle - definitely going for the quantity over quality

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:36

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Serf posted:

I am still amazed that anyone cared about emails

what an amazing nothingburger that somehow defined a campaign

What single subject or event defines trump's campaign?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:36

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Epic High Five posted:

lol @ u daycrewzies

40% of people in America wanting Democracy overthrown and all non-whites turfed out and genocided is probably a record low in our history

idk genocide of native americans and slavery is tough to beat!

Flowers For Algeria posted:

Is this Bill Mitchell's first election? He sounds like me in 2008 lol

no he was around in this way in 2012 too

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:35

Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

No Butt Stuff posted:

the one for where she wins by a lot and the one for where she wins by a whole lot?

all i know is that msnbc wants to make sure i dont forget

that she's writing two speeches

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:36

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

https://twitter.com/BlogsofWar/status/796133231632515072

Hillary gonna gently caress wikileaks up

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:37

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

DarkstarIV posted:

Very early state results from Indiana:

- Evan Bayh is losing bigly to Todd Young

- Eric Holcomb is beating John Gregg

indiana

no, really??

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:37

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Series DD Funding posted:

hillary clinton is cool and good and going to win

She is alright if alright is a mainstream neo-liberal.

However no matter what you thin of Hilary if you're critical or pro, tens of millions of people will vote for Trump as president. That is bad.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:37

StateOwned: Dec 30, 2005; this lane closed

IT BURNS posted:

VICTORY GOLDEN MONKEY, naturally.

One of my favorites, best bang for your buck tripel available!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:37

Serf: May 5, 2011

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

has donald released his taxes yet

no because he's as poor as the people he's duped into voting for him

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:36

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Back from lunch... did Bill Mitchell die of Terminal Carpal Tunnel Syndrome yet?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:36

tag youre fat: Aug 16, 2013; C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin

Fojar38 posted:

Okay I have to ask who Bill Mitchell is besides Twitter Superstar

donkey kong superstar

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:37

breaklaw: May 12, 2008

Serf posted:

I am still amazed that anyone cared about emails

what an amazing nothingburger that somehow defined a campaign

You do realize it was really about Hillary's attempts to duck transparency and general shadiness and really nothing about the technical stuff about servers and document classifications right?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:36

Tirade: Jul 17, 2001; Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division; Pillbug

Any consensus on best feed to watch between NBC, Fox and CNN?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:36

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Fojar38 posted:

Okay I have to ask who Bill Mitchell is besides Twitter Superstar

a literal no one

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:37

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Note, Bayh and Gregg in the rurals are about how far they run behind, not if they lose or win. Pro tip.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:37

TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

DarkstarIV posted:

Very early state results from Indiana:

- Evan Bayh is losing bigly to Todd Young

- Eric Holcomb is beating John Gregg

indiana

Bayh's demolition was on the cards for a long time - there was just a lack of polling once everything came crashing down.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:37

Notable Dom X: Apr 3, 2011; by exmarx; Buglord

Red Minjo posted:

"No Rapper Version"

I know i know, but its still the best version

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:37

Swedgin: Aug 22, 2006; by exmarx

Kellyanne on MSNBC

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:37

Iron Lung: Jul 24, 2007; Life.Iron Lung. Death.

OldTennisCourt posted:

loving LOL some dude on Reddit posted that a dude at his work is seriously trying to figure out if he can divorce his wife over her voting for Hillary

I hope she loving divorces him so he doesnt have to worry about being a total piece of poo poo to her anymore!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:37