TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

paranoid randroid posted:

spoiler - the GOP will never ever advance policy that will meaningfully benefit the working class, white or otherwise

true as hell

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:46

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 20:55

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Jazerus posted:

he is a breakfast sandwich

a hot take i know

Lindsay Graham voted for him, although he may have thought he was ordering breakfast.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:47

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Montasque posted:

This is bigly for me. Will the Republican Party become the party of the working class or will the GOPe come back?

They already are, provided you use the common definition for 'working class' of 'poor whites'

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:47

Serf: May 5, 2011

is bill mitchell the reincarnation of baghdad bob

I want to believe

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:47

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I just discovered my cable company provides a channel where I can view up to 9 channels at once.

I guess I'm set.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:47

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Wikkheiser posted:

Don't forget SA made Bill Mitchell

molded him in our image. our creation gone awry!

Frankenstein posted:

Hateful day when I received life!' I exclaimed in agony. 'Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemlance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:47

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

You are all alcoholics

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:48

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

team overhead smash posted:

educated voters in Winconsin have gone for Clinton by a larger margin than ever seen

Proof #123978 that Trump voters are hosed in the head

College-educated white women are breaking for Hillary, and it's doing terrible things to Trump's chances.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:48

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/SeanTrende/status/796133689751117824

lmao.

lmao.

also guns.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:48

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

oystertoadfish posted:

anybody mention this?

6:41 PM-If early votes are any indication, IN-9 may not be as competitive as expected. Hollingsworth up 63-32 in early votes.

might be an indication that the house will disappoint dems. maybe

from rrhelections.com

honestly, which dems expected to do well in the house?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:47

Troposphere: Jul 11, 2005; psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Iron Crowned posted:

I just drank a whole bottle of malbec, no beer for me

oh my god do you ever wear shirts with sleeves

please stop showing off your nasty hairy shoulders

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:48

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

13 minutes until things start mattering

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:48

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

SuperDucky posted:

Aight, let's fuckin' do this thing, :abeula:

You don't need coke for that :mad:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:48

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

paranoid randroid posted:

lol that these are the options youre presenting yourself with

paranoid randroid posted:

spoiler - the GOP will never ever advance policy that will meaningfully benefit the working class, white or otherwise

No poo poo they won't, but they still seem popular this time around with the white working class.

I wonder why.....

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:47

Gareth Gobulcoque: Jan 10, 2008

SuperDucky posted:

Aight, let's fuckin' do this thing, :abeula:

Unironically the best bottom shelf bourbon.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:47

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

Samuel Clemens posted:

Hitlery KKKillton, please.

thanks I didn't mean to misspell dread queen abuelas name please don't hurt me

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:48

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

im happy to share election night with all of you, especially my brother from another mother sulk

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:47

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Samuel Clemens posted:

College-educated white women are breaking for Hillary, and it's doing terrible things to Trump's chances.

I don't know who could have predicted this

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:48

Tirade: Jul 17, 2001; Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division; Pillbug

Karl Sharks posted:

MSNBC for maddow being maddow, CNN for panels (corey, kayleigh) and FNC for lol fox

seriously just pull up all 3 and switch around as you see fit

Thanks. Having some issues getting CNN streaming in Australia but the others are working ok.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:48

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

FAUXTON posted:

MSNBC Maddow ad calling her arguably the smartest woman on TV.

Rachel is a Rhodes Scholar (the first [openly] gay Rhodes Scholar mind you) and wrote her PhD (in politics) thesis on "HIV/AIDS and Health Care Reform in British and American Prisons." In 1995.

Rachel Maddow is arguably the smartest person on TV. And she deigns to enter our living rooms every night and chat with us about the bread-and-circus spectacle that is US-centric current events.

know who else was a rhodes scholar?

bobby jindal

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:49

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/796136329662857217

gently caress

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:48

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

khans on msnbc

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:48

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:49

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Troposphere posted:

oh my god do you ever wear shirts with sleeves

please stop showing off your nasty hairy shoulders

hes goony af n i loving love it lmao

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:49

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

https://twitter.com/TEN_GOP/status/796080813607714816

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:49

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

Merlot Brougham posted:

40's of Beast Ice

e: That's Milwaukee's Best Ice for those of you who hate freedom.

i'm switching to mickey's after the good stuff's gone

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:49

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/SariHorwitz/status/796136335367094272

yup

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:49

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

gently caress yeah Khizr Khan

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:49

Serf: May 5, 2011

if baghdad bob can come back as bill mitchell can I come back as a sea otter

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:48

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

C'mon Ohio!!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:48

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

timefly posted:

Jynx!

Polls are open till 8 here in Delaware but it will definitely go blue. Though I have seen more signs for Trump than any other Republican ever before. (Downtown Newark)