TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Kanish: Jun 17, 2004

man i hate when they analyze some bumfuck county with 2,000 people and claim "its predicted the last 10 results!"

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:08

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 18, 2024 03:57

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/796141646865960960

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:07

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Phyresis posted:

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

literally every other C-SPAMer besides you is in this chat room right now. we're about to hit 200 users so get in here

GOOD

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:07

Corny: Feb 18, 2006; i am scared

FAUXTON posted:

GEORGIA TOO CLOSE TO CALL SONG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nEf2nuH_Xc

BRING THE GOOD OL' BUGLE BOYS! WE'LL SING ANOTHER SONG,
SING IT WITH A SPIRIT THAT WILL START THE WORLD ALONG,
SING IT LIKE WE USED TO SING IT FIFTY THOUSAND STRONG,
WHILE WE WERE MARCHING THROUGH GEORGIA

HURRAH! HURRAH! WE BRING THE JUBILEE.
HURRAH! HURRAH! THE FLAG THAT MAKES YOU FREE,
SO WE SANG THE CHORUS FROM ATLANTA TO THE SEA,
WHILE WE WERE MARCHING THROUGH GEORGIA.

HOW THE DARKEYS SHOUTED WHEN THEY HEARD THE JOYFUL SOUND,
HOW THE TURKEYS GOBBLED WHICH OUR COMMISSARY FOUND,
HOW THE SWEET POTATOES EVEN STARTED FROM THE GROUND,
WHILE WE WERE MARCHING THROUGH GEORGIA.

YES AND THERE WERE UNION MEN WHO WEPT WITH JOYFUL TEARS,
WHEN THEY SAW THE HONORED FLAG THEY HAD NOT SEEN FOR YEARS;
HARDLY COULD THEY BE RESTRAINED FROM BREAKING FORTH IN CHEERS,
WHILE WE WERE MARCHING THROUGH GEORGIA.

"SHERMAN'S DASHING YANKEE BOYS WILL NEVER MAKE THE COAST!"
SO THE SAUCY REBELS SAID AND 'TWAS A HANDSOME BOAST
HAD THEY NOT FORGOT, ALAS! TO RECKON WITH THE HOST
WHILE WE WERE MARCHING THROUGH GEORGIA.

SO WE MADE A THOROUGHFARE FOR FREEDOM AND HER TRAIN,
SIXTY MILES OF LATITUDE, THREE HUNDRED TO THE MAIN;
TREASON FLED BEFORE US, FOR RESISTANCE WAS IN VAIN
WHILE WE WERE MARCHING THROUGH GEORGIA.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:07

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

BBC Talking about how red is a communist left-wing colour. Important insights from the brits.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:08

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Where's the chat room

Edit: I am dumb

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:07

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Boosted_C5 posted:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT CALL SOUTH CAROLINA ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:08

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

eonwe posted:

lmao gently caress trump and gently caress boosted

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:07

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Boosted_C5 posted:

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

na fam

chill out and have some of :scotland:

's best

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:07

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

CortezFantastic posted:

joe has trump broken your brain or is this some sort of heel turn

yes

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:07

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Boosted_C5 posted:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT CALL SOUTH CAROLINA ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

we arent laughing with you, we're laughing at you

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:08

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

nachos posted:

Is there any reason to arzy over VA not being called

VA and SC are "too early to call" while GA is "too close to call". One word makes all the difference. :ssh:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:09

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

Boosted_C5 posted:

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

your wife wears the hat when she outrages your hungry trumphole nightly you loving cuck beta bitch

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:09

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

I'm dreaming of a Bluuuuuuuu Texas

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:09

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

I can't watch this poo poo without drinking

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:09

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Out of curiosity, has a state ever been called early and then switched after the fact?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:08

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Can we fast forward to 8pm already

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:08

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

K going to a bar for a couple hours to get smashed and hopefully really jubilant with other political geeks at 8pm or so. Be back later, love you thread.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:09

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Smiling Jack posted:

Where's the chat room

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

:getin:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:09

Knifegrab: Jul 30, 2014; Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.

Apparently they are calling VA with 0% reporting :confused:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:09

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

team overhead smash posted:

BBC Talking about how red is a communist left-wing colour. Important insights from the brits.

Personally I think it is how your county is so right wing in general. Your left-wing is more right wing than our left wing. So your right-wing basically overfills the available capacity and wraps round again and becomes left. Your right-wing is Gandhi with nukes in Civ.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:09

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/Peoples_Pundit/status/796140966382104577

:getin:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:09

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

GrimGypsy posted:

K going to a bar for a couple hours to get smashed and hopefully really jubilant with other political geeks at 8pm or so. Be back later, love you thread.

don't drive, be safe! have fun

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:08

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

Boosted_C5 posted:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT CALL SOUTH CAROLINA ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

lmao

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:08

Phyresis: Nov 2, 2004; I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

Turdfuzz posted:

GOOD

get in here u dumdum

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:09

Corny: Feb 18, 2006; i am scared

nachos posted:

Is there any reason to arzy over VA not being called

Lmao schnorkles where u at look at this milk drinker

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:09

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

team overhead smash posted:

BBC Talking about how red is a communist left-wing colour. Important insights from the brits.

Second Revolution who's with me.

Lol Coward Boosted is here. Hey Boosted gently caress the hat.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:09

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/796141646865960960

Good

Even if she loses, this is democracy

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:08

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; Can't post for 18 hours!

Knifegrab posted:

Apparently they are calling VA with 0% reporting

Exit polling.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:09

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Mons Hubris posted:

If 40% of GA is nonwhite she could seriously win there, howy poo poo

CNN had GA exit polls showing voters were 50% college graduates, +7% from 2012. That's big too.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:09

Baller Ina: Oct 21, 2010; :whattheeucharist:

Boosted_C5 posted:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT CALL SOUTH CAROLINA ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

deathhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:09

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

trump and boosteds wives are gonna gently caress other dudes

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:09

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Per CBS News, the exits have Trump only +1 in GA. :siren:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:10

isk: Oct 3, 2007; You don't want me owing you

jesus Maddow dropping bombs right now - "When you take a white nationalist approach to politics, you get a lot of the creepy nazi stuff."

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:09

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost