TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

Look at it this way when Trump loses Bill still has his Donkey Kong high score to fall back on

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:21

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# ? May 18, 2024 16:57

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Am I the only person who thinks Anthony Zurcher is a loving idiot?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:21

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/796144193324388352

That's early and a hummer

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:21

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i haven't seen similar calls, but murphy doesn't look good in the early vote

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:20

Cephalocidal: Dec 23, 2005

Okonner posted:

Too close to call Georgia is so good. Will Boosted get any extra punishment if SC goes blue?

Didn't there used to be a dude where everyone could edit his posts? That would be funny for a bit.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:20

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

dang Joementum is an angry drunk

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:21

Guy DeBorgore: Apr 6, 1994; Catnip is the opiate of the masses; Soiled Meat

lmao MSNBC is having an election trivia contest w/ three of their talking heads but it's just devolved into them pettily gaming each other with the buzzer

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:21

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Okonner posted:

Too close to call Georgia is so good. Will Boosted get any extra punishment if SC goes blue?

SC won't, but if it does we all get to noogie him on his way out the door.

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# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:20

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

team overhead smash posted:

"Hah, I will poo poo the bed after you poo poo the bed"

*Smiles in smug satisfaction in a bed full of poo poo*

the liberal ethos

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:21

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

So did Chris Hayes gently caress up to get put on the news desk or do you think he volunteered for it so he could goof on Twitter all night

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:21

Riot Food: Dec 29, 2012

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

Britgoons: ditch BBC. I am flicking between CNN and CBS.

Links?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:21

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

GOP senate would be very bad

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:20

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Jazerus posted:

mr. brexit is going to lose

actual brexit won

you all should just vote for ed balls or something

I AM SHADOW CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER AND YOU WILL REGRET VEXING ME.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:22

rawrr: Jul 28, 2007

i have a feeling based no nothing whatsoever that tonight is not going to be as good as we had hoped but not as bad as we feared

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:21

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Boosted_C5 posted:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT CALL SOUTH CAROLINA ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:21

Corny: Feb 18, 2006; i am scared

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/796144193324388352

gently caress YOU RUBIO YOU SPINELESS DOUCHEBAG

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:21

KiteAuraan: Aug 5, 2014; JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!

frankenfreak posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/796144315668066305

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/796143417474609152

There are "if"s slipping in there. Bill is losing it, might progress to being shook.

Don't lots of exlusively republican voters identify as Democrats in the South due to their idiotic sense of historical and regional pride in their shitholes?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:21

Slow Graffiti: Feb 1, 2003; Born of Frustration

kissekatt posted:

Nah. It's only because she hates Giuliani so much.

In other news, Stevie is anxiously awaiting actual poll numbers reading this thread. I think he also wants another beer...

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:21

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/BBCSteveR/status/795988150631993344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:21

Guy DeBorgore: Apr 6, 1994; Catnip is the opiate of the masses; Soiled Meat

weekly font posted:

That's early and a hummer

If he won by more than 10 points then Hill's campaign is really vindicated for not spending a bunch of money in that race

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:21

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/796145745216860160

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:22

Star: Jul 15, 2005; Guerilla war struggle is a new entertainment.; Fallen Rib

Riot Food posted:

British person on GMT watching the only coverage I can get which is:
1. Fox stream with Rove writing on a tiny whiteboard and Trump's comms director being given carte blanche to claim he's going to win everything and...
2.BBC, where they just spent five minutes explaining to the audience that the red party isn't socialist like in the UK so don't get confused!!!

Fucks sake

Why not watch the free CNN stream as the rest of us euros?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:22

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

rawrr posted:

i have a feeling based no nothing whatsoever that tonight is not going to be as good as we had hoped but not as bad as we feared

Yup

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:22

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/796145662194839556

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:23

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

i hate that NH gets shaded in at like 4:00 and then sits at <100 votes reporting forever because a bunch of little fuckerburgs like Dixville Notch voted at midnight just to be cute and special

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:23

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

WATER FOR MY HORSES
LIQUOR FOR MY PECKERWOODS

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:23

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Whats with the weird fake flowers on the bbc people?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:22

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

So why did Evan Bayh support collapse over the last month or 2?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:22

i am the bird: Mar 2, 2005; I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

I'll literally never get tired of CNN's excessive on screen graphics.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:23

remusclaw: Dec 8, 2009

loving god dammit Florida. God loving drat it.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:22

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

team overhead smash posted:

I AM SHADOW CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER AND YOU WILL REGRET VEXING ME.

we're cool dude

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:23

DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Joementum posted:

Evan is a piece of poo poo and I'd be glad he's losing if it doesn't cost the Democrats the Senate.

His father was good and a big champion of women's rights. Too bad Senate failsons are the norm.

If it wasn't for Q Jr. so would be presidents

(Grover Cleveland is kinda a failson too)

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:23

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

https://twitter.com/rachel/status/796144284110032896

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:22

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

KiteAuraan posted:

Don't lots of exlusively republican voters identify as Democrats in the South due to their idiotic sense of historical and regional pride in their shitholes?

yeah crossover in southern shitholes doesn't count

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:24

Sinners Sandwich: Jan 4, 2012; Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Al sharpton on MSNBC is a loving lolipop

Also where are the celbs like Will I Am

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:24

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Serf posted:

for sale: MAGA hat, never worn

pls make this the leper's colony byline for his permaban

ty

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:23

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

got any sevens posted:

Whats with the weird fake flowers on the bbc people?

they're poppies to honor British war dead

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:24

Serf: May 5, 2011

Obama talking on Buzzfeed coverage

I love this man

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:23

Soho Joe: Aug 11, 2006; the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing; Nap Ghost

You guys, Trump has twice as many states and 6 times as many votes votes!!

He is going to win in 53 states and get a little over 800 electoral votes

up 4 in the senate tho

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:24

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# ? May 18, 2024 16:57

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

team overhead smash posted:

I AM SHADOW CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER AND YOU WILL REGRET VEXING ME.

wow a hedgehog as chancellor its pc gone mad

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:24

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