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Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Alter Ego posted:

loving Maine. Why wasn't that an instant call? Is it because everyone suddenly decided it was a swing state?

Maine's statewide votes are wrapped up for Clinton, but one of its congressional districts is close, and Maine's one of those states that gives EVs to winners of individual house districts.

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Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

gently caress yeah Tammy Duckworth

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:04

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

blue squares posted:

TAMMY DUCKWORTH GONNA WIN

*won

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Eat poo poo, Mark Kirk. Hopefully he's just the first domino to fall.

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peepeepants: Oct 9, 2001; I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

Is anyone doing good coverage of the Senate races?

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Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

please just end

I dont want to drink too much bourbon tonight

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Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

ABUELA

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fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

mormonpartyboat posted:

yay tammy

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

tammy wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Duckworth hes!!!!!

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

TAMMY!!!!!

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HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

TAMMY WON!!!

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

see ya mark kirk

more like mark jerk

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remusclaw: Dec 8, 2009

Yay Tammy!!!

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Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Oh wait I'm not scared sorry just SOBER.

I'm in my MPA class talking about accountability, and the consensus of the class is everyone is watching CNN.

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Colonel J: Jan 3, 2008

Clinton just gained like 72 EVs in 2 minutes. I wanna see every trump supporter's reaction to that

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Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Tan\mmy

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Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

TAMMY DUCKWORTH WOOOOOOOO

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Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

I miss with MSNBC had the map actually on the ice and painted it in as they called states.

Looks like Duckworth won too?

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Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Hillary just won so much my browser crashed.

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Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Duckworth wins!

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Malachy: Dec 20, 2013

DUCKWORTH! get hosed republicans

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deadwing: Mar 5, 2007

thx for circling the location of north carolina CNN, i was wondering where that was

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isk: Oct 3, 2007; You don't want me owing you

TAMMY FUCKIN DUCKWORTH

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GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

triple sulk posted:

TAMMY!!!!!

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Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

Go Temmie Duckworth!!1!

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Paul Revere 3000: Dec 8, 2007; So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'

Hey that racist dick senator lost!

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Sono: Apr 9, 2008

Yah Tammy!

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pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

post your drink: plastic handle vodka straight out of a paper cup.

Mai Tai
A dash of red grenadine
1/2 oz white orgeat
1/2 oz blue cura�ao

1 oz dark rum for the African American vote
~~1 oz light rum for the White vote~~
1oz golden rum for the Hispanic vote

1/2 oz lime for the fruity LGBT ... Q vote

Nate Silver with ice, strain into Old Fashioned glass with or without ice.

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

brugroffil posted:

What's the difference between too close and too early

it's literally what it sounds like. Close is too narrow of votes between them, early is literally we don't have enough votes in.

also YEA Tammy!!!

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Distant Chicken: Aug 15, 2007

YEAH TAMMY

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mr whistler: Jun 28, 2005

Alter Ego posted:

loving Maine. Why wasn't that an instant call? Is it because everyone suddenly decided it was a swing state?

Maine splits its electoral votes among congressional districts. Polls show ME-2 as close.

edit: beaten like Trump in DC

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:05

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Richard Burr REP 1,392,050 48.59%
Deborah K. Ross DEM 1,385,543 48.36%

GET IT GIRL, GET ON UP THERE, YOU CAN DO IT

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Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

I really should have brought a flask to class. My city manager told me to. Man I love working at the one cool place in Utah.

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Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

tinstaach posted:

DC goes for Clinton

Does she win by 90% or more? Thats the real question.

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Tars Tarkas: Apr 13, 2003; Rock the Mok

A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.

Duckworth called on MSNBC, this was always going to happen but I'm glad to actually see it.

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Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

tinstaach posted:

DC goes for Clinton

inconceivable!

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Celery Jello: Mar 21, 2005; Slippery Tilde

brugroffil posted:

What's the difference between too close and too early

too early means some polling stations are still going for various reasons

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Anyone heard from Bill Mitchell or did this latest EV dump break him?

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/JebBushJr/status/796155595875381248

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