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TwinsensRevenge: Aug 13, 2013

FL:

https://twitter.com/steveschale/status/796157733011652613

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

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# ? May 16, 2024 12:49

Ron Paul Atreides: Apr 19, 2012; Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

BLUE TEXAS! BLUE TEXAS

BLEXAS

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

Peztopiary: Mar 16, 2009; by exmarx

I had an Arrogant Bastard earlier, and now I'm having some Laphroaig. Cheers to everyone.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:13

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

MORE FIGURES...............

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2013 on CSPAM

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:13

Rivensteel: Mar 30, 2010

Uh, I may have recently made a real-life :toxx:

for Hillary. Hold me :ohdear:

And I'm doing JK's Old Scrumpy Farmhouse cider for the evening.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Night10194 posted:

Did we get Florida?

She's up with the panhandle and South Florida democratic strongholds yet to report. She's winning it

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:13

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

trump won ms

also virginia gets confusing, they have plenty of cities that aren't part of counties

like fairfax city is governed completely separately from fairfax county

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

Count Freebasie: Jan 12, 2006

16k votes now separate them in FL

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Alter Ego posted:

What the gently caress is going on in Florida? Did Broward and Dade report completely already?

No, they're only partially reported.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Xandu posted:

lol texas flipped blue for a sec on NYT.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Can't believe the lack of bourbon in this thread.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Schnorkles posted:

FL gonna be close holy poo poo

What? I thought things we're looking great?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:13

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Schnorkles posted:

FL gonna be close holy poo poo

What? You said it was over. I'm arzying hard!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:13

Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

gently caress Rubio

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

TX light blue on NYT lolllll

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:15

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

Crows Turn Off posted:

Is Clinton going to lose VA?

are you loving high even by nite crew standards

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Jota posted:

She's up with the panhandle and South Florida democratic strongholds yet to report. She's winning it

Panhandle is GOP territory.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:15

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Has Hamilton reported in oh???

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

oh gently caress me florida

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:15

Devil Bird Thing: Mar 12, 2001; Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

Chris Matthews put him own penis in him own mouth on TV live.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

pricklytoast: Oct 22, 2016

blue squares posted:

I want to believe

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:15

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

oh god that light blue texas is going in the spank bank even if it's short lived

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:15

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Schnorkles posted:

FL gonna be close holy poo poo

How close, do I need to put on an adult diaper?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Reporters never go too far into the depths of philly

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Schnorkles posted:

FL gonna be close holy poo poo

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:15

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Technical Q- how are news orgs and the like able to "call" states with ~1% of the vote? Or are they just taking representative samples and extrapolating the whole state's votes based those?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:15

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Rivensteel posted:

Uh, I may have recently made a real-life for Hillary. Hold me

And I'm doing JK's Old Scrumpy Farmhouse cider for the evening.

you have literally nothing to fear

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:15

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

Zaphod42 posted:

NYT HAS BLUE TEXAS

BLUE TEXAS

PLEASE DEAR GOD PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN OH MY loving GOD

YESS QUEEN

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

Astroclassicist: Aug 21, 2015

FLORIDAAAAAAA ARGH.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:15

swampland: Oct 16, 2007; Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Guiliani can't think of anything Trump could have done differently to appeal to women more

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Vox Nihili posted:

Panhandle is GOP territory.

Yeah I understand that but it's not going to beat the other areas

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Tammy Duckworth it turns out wasn't born in America which is depressing. She basically would have already had my presidential vote.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

NPR has blue Texas :laffo:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:14

GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

CLINTON UP IN TEXAS BY 2000 VOTES

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:15

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

Just called!

I'm gay

https://mobile.twitter.com/cher/status/792187304735498240

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:15

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