TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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	500562	49.92%
	139	0.01%
	153	0.02%
	500888	49.95%
	940	0.09%
Total:	1002682 votes

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LazyMaybe: Aug 18, 2013; oouagh

https://twitter.com/FBCSO/status/796151174202347520

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 14:08

rawrr: Jul 28, 2007

i dunno why ya'll are getting excited about texas when florida isn't even looking safe

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:19

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

NBC sent their extremely square jawed white man to the Trump HQ lol... they'll never throw him out

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:19

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Qwijib0 posted:

https://twitter.com/DanMartin_cards/status/796148748892119041

in my voting place (out at mt lemmon basically) they ladies were saying they had 1800 people come in when I went to vote today at around 4pm. In 2008 and 2012 they had 400 haha

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

The McMentum is real

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:19

Jealous Cow: Apr 4, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

Hey is there a forums sticker pack for iOS I need to send a bunch of :derp:

s out

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

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# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:19

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

DarkCrawler posted:

Broward not even reporting yet

Oh lol

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

Princeps32: Nov 9, 2012

Florida was a seesaw in 2012 of course it was going to be in this one too.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

Vertical Lime posted:

there's plenty of ways hillary can win without florida stop it dorks

It ain't just about winning its about running up the score on a loving fascist

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Ramadu posted:

yes they are

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:19

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Paul Zuvella posted:

Lmao goons are so dumb

Yes, I am ARZYING and MILK DRINKING hard because I am way too loving sober.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:19

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

https://twitter.com/Ali_Gharib/status/796159180054949888

that loving piece of poo poo

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:19

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

IronicDongz posted:

https://twitter.com/FBCSO/status/796151174202347520

lol test passed bitch

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

Paul Zuvella posted:

Lmao goons are so dumb

No, everyone is this dumb

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

so far no states flipped for potus right?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

Glorgnole: Oct 23, 2012

i've got three shots on the line for blue texas

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

breaklaw: May 12, 2008

I've only arzyed for about a total of 6 hours this whole election. During the 9/11 "overheating", and the day of the first debate when the polls were tied.

Now here towards the end I have to say that I've honestly missed arzying during this election, and for this I blame Rudy Giuliani.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:21

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

C-Euro posted:

Technical Q- how are news orgs and the like able to "call" states with ~1% of the vote? Or are they just taking representative samples and extrapolating the whole state's votes based those?

I think it has to do with exit polls, they basically get a large enough sample that it doesn't matter if a handful are lying

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

kumba: Nov 8, 2003; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride; Lipstick Apathy

Karl Sharks posted:

what are those?

2: medical pot

1: a deceptively worded, monopoly utility-backed amendment about solar electricity that looks and is written to look good but in actuality is Not Good

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Ohio please oh gently caress please

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Von Sloneker posted:

hahaha Nate on ABC

Screenshot, please!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

JHomer722: Jul 30, 2006; And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/JebBushJr/status/796155595875381248

what is this in reference to?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:21

Old Story: Jun 2, 2006; Oven Wrangler

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

JT Jag posted:

https://twitter.com/Ali_Gharib/status/796159180054949888

that loving piece of poo poo

lot of those wouldve been trump votes

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:21

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Working late tonight, but my body is prepared for when I get home

Empties, but most of them have a not-empty brother over in the kitchen :getin:

Also

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:21

KiteAuraan: Aug 5, 2014; JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!

listening to death grips for this loving election. it's goddamn angry, making me want to bash fash. about to make dinner and crack the loving sake.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

Devil Bird Thing: Mar 12, 2001; Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

BTW, anyone who did not vote for Harambe this year is a horrible person.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

JHomer722 posted:

what is this in reference to?

results that came in at 5pm

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:20

TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

All these Florida experts claiming it was a clear win can go straight to hell.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:21

LazyMaybe: Aug 18, 2013; oouagh

triple sulk posted:

mfw this whole cycle honestly

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:21

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Keg posted:

Bill Mitchell hasn't tweeted in over 5 minutes, I hope he's ok

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/796159030813216769

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:21

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:21

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

blue squares posted:

lmao Texas is already red again

Still less than 1% reporting so its anybody's game. The fact that Texas is close at all is a huge embarrassment for the Trump campaign, and if the overall state ends up going pretty 50/50 then Austin and San Antonio could turn it blue.

I want to believe.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:22