TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Zokari: Jul 23, 2007

Democratic Pirate posted:

drat we may really get a P. Trump

only if by P. you mean phailure

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Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

That CNN rooftop viewing party is the next level of boring

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:45

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

Count Freebasie posted:

It's interesting that none of the news channels have bothered to mention the shootings at two polling stations.

I'm really happy they aren't.

Terrorism works because we devote days and days of our national psyche to fretting about this poo poo, and why "Security Moms" are voting Trump to defend Bumfuck, Iowa from ISIS.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:45

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Florida and Virginia are like this every year.

seriously you milk chuggers, FL always lags with reporting its heavy D counties, Virginia is always huge waves of red in bumfuck who cares with the blue actual population centers coming later

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:46

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Florida and Virginia are like this every year.

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cams: Mar 28, 2003

new kind of cat posted:

I don't understand why anyone is arzying arm

it turns out that lots of people who post on these forums are real dumb

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:46

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

SirPhoebos posted:

I thought this was nite crew. You guys are loving babbys.

nite crew is all in the psp-tv chatroom

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:46

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

we're heading for a narrow map. Trump's winning Ohio too, better hope Michigan isn't a disaster.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:46

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Higgy posted:

*walks in to see how shook ya'll are*

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:45

Cao Ni Ma: May 25, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

i think florida might be gone. there's not enough vote left.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:45

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

shits fine

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:45

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

Venom Snake posted:

*extremely george lucas voice* i think we may have gone to far in a couple of places

They must be from florida

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:47

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/claire_mcnear/status/796164207679078400

Lady owns

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:46

Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Just got home. Which streams should I be watching for maximum effect tonight?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:46

Rookersh: Aug 19, 2010

Ya'll being shook over Florida when Clinton is winning Ohio and Penn is silly. Who the gently caress cares.

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publishko: Feb 16, 2014

i'm so goddamn shook

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:47

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

swingiest.

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

HOW THE gently caress IS THAT POSSIBLE?

white educated fygms

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:47

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

carl paladino just told the BBC that new york is in play lmao

_{d u t c h e s s}

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:46

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Mons Hubris posted:

I mean I'm pretty sure she's gonna win ultimately but this is insane with Florida going the way it has

Not really though. There were polls that showed it was neck and neck, and FL has always been a battleground state and has gone R more often than D in the last several elections. Its perfectly normal.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:47

Rodan: Sep 24, 2002; Florida Gator

pick up the pace posted:

Florida once again proving to be the worst state in the union

Hey we suck poo poo but at least we're too close to call still. I'm looking at you, Kentucky.

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Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

HOW THE gently caress IS THAT POSSIBLE?

It was never a secured win for either party.

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Nite Crew never gets to pick on Day Crew again after this shameful display. yall hosed it

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:47

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

I wonder if there's an irc channel for c-spam, would like to do a chat of this

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:47

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

dems: well if we learned anything from crist getting clobbered by voldemort, its that what florida voters want in a democrat is a republican except on abortion

*murphy gets blown out by marco loving rubio and hillary might lose to orange hitler*

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:47

Mr. Creakle: Apr 27, 2007; Protecting your virginity

Goddamnit I love Florida's nature but hate its people

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Riot Food: Dec 29, 2012

Nigel Farage shilling for Trump on BBC in horrificly predictable fashiom
Messrs Brexit

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:48

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

My Linux Rig posted:

i'm visibly shaking and barfing all over myself like a epileptic sick dog, twitching and shaking in circles whispering "florida.... florida.... florida...."

i don't care who wins I'mg getting drunk and taking illegal horse steroids

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:47

skylined!: Apr 6, 2012; THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

You fuckers should be paying attention GA.

Too close too call 2 hours after polls closed.

Asian and Hispanic voter turnout up yuuugely.

ITS GON BLUE YALL

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:48

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

How Can The Arzy Be Real If Polls Aren't Real?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:48

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

it was always going to be this way

how could it ever be any different

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:47

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# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:47

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

My Linux Rig posted:

I wonder if there's an irc channel for c-spam, would like to do a chat of this

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breaklaw: May 12, 2008

Eifert Posting posted:

I hope Hillary wins Ohio bigly so I can gloat on all y'all milk drinkers.

Did you toxx for Ohio too?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:48

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

MadJackal posted:

I'm really happy they aren't.

Terrorism works because we devote days and days of our national psyche to fretting about this poo poo, and why "Security Moms" are voting Trump to defend Bumfuck, Iowa from ISIS.

As far as I can tell the only link to the election proven yet on that is "let me maximize my coverage when I go insane and shoot people", the shooting was near polling stations not at them and polling stations are everywhere

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