TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Higgy: Jul 6, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Turdfuzz posted:

shits fine

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:48

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# ? May 17, 2024 06:10

MaxNV: Jan 3, 2011

Abuela's gonna win.

But GOP takes the senate and we unlock the chaos timeline.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:47

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

gently caress YOU BROWARD COUNTY

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:47

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

jeb! take the wheel

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:48

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

logikv9 posted:

nite crew is all in the psp-tv chatroom

im not
day crew too fun to make fun of

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:47

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Like I'm not arzying here, there are just trends that are happening like right loving now.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:47

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

im shook

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:48

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Schnorkles posted:

we're heading for a narrow map. Trump's winning Ohio too, better hope Michigan isn't a disaster.

Oh my God even Schnorkles????

:derp:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:48

SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

logikv9 posted:

nite crew is all in the psp-tv chatroom

Care to link that poo poo?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:48

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

This forum is going to crash

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:48

rawrr: Jul 28, 2007

it's not really arzying if you're just bummed out that d's are underperforming

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:49

Soho Joe: Aug 11, 2006; the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing; Nap Ghost

Paul Ryan spotted milling about

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:49

deadwing: Mar 5, 2007

extra row of teeth posted:

Goddamnit I love Florida's nature but hate its people

they actually both suck

signed,
florida man

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:48

Vernii: Dec 7, 2006

I think Florida may be gone as well.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:48

TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Like I said, Hillary's GOTV was nothing special relative to the RNC's.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:49

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

nc update:

things are gonna get closer because rural counties are starting to report, but guilford (greensboro) and forsyth (winston-salem), two large urban counties haven't begun reporting, and durham (durham) and mecklenburg (charlotte), two even larger urban counties are just starting to report

wake county (raleigh) is 90% in and trump's under 185k. romney got 232k in 2012

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:48

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

i think florida might be gone. there's not enough vote left.

u fucker

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:48

pricklytoast: Oct 22, 2016

friends don't be shook! friends don't be shook!!, I continue to scream as I slowly shrink and transform into a glass of milk

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:48

Count Freebasie: Jan 12, 2006

The crew at CNN are all amped up and jittery, and the folks on Fox News are chilled as gently caress. They're laughing and having fun. I think they've been hitting the reefer.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:49

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

We gon be alright do you hear me do you feel me we gon be alright

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:48

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

all these boohoos make me want trump to win

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:49

Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

Joementum posted:

carl paladino just told the BBC that new york is in play lmao

_{d u t c h e s s}

Carl Paladino almost lost his school board position to a kid in High School.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:49

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

Constant Hamprince posted:

it was always going to be this way

how could it ever be any different

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:48

The Ninth Layer: Jun 20, 2007

rawrr posted:

it's not really arzying if you're just bummed out that d's are underperforming

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:49

slicing up eyeballs: Oct 19, 2005; I got me two olives and a couple of limes

Also shook

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:49

markgreyam: Mar 10, 2008; Talk to the mittens.

NYT election page posted:

Heads-up: Forecasts may be volatile early in the night. These numbers will become more trustworthy once more votes have been counted.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:49

Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

MSNBC seems to think Trump's about to win Michigan

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:49

trash person: Apr 5, 2006; Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

I am so tense gently caress

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:49

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

clinton underperforming obama in pretty much every county besides the solid blues in florida by 5-10%, dunno if thats too much to overcome, but its gonna be close :whitewater:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:49

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

extra row of teeth posted:

Goddamnit I love Florida's nature but hate its people

florida's nature is overrated and full of mosquitoes and obese white people

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:50

Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

seriously you milk chuggers, FL always lags with reporting its heavy D counties, Virginia is always huge waves of red in bumfuck who cares with the blue actual population centers coming later

Seeing Trump with a 120k or so lead with 91% reporting. I want to believe but... really?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:49

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Schnorkles posted:

we're heading for a narrow map. Trump's winning Ohio too, better hope Michigan isn't a disaster.

I've had to pop xanax. I usually only use this for flying. Are we doomed?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:49

Devil Bird Thing: Mar 12, 2001; Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

MSNBC saying nationally there is a 1.5 million vote difference between the candidates with Trump at 51% to Hillary at 45%.

Somebody gon' get got?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:49

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

loving Michigan :ohdear:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:49

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

im calling my rear end, it voted for democrat, all its votes + riggin

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:50

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