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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

a neat cape posted:

Chiche tell me how to vote on prop 60

No! Keep big government out of porn!

edit

My mother-in-law had the best response to prop 60. "If they're wearing condoms it ruins the mood!"

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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Intruder posted:

Nope, 100% cold turkey

Yikes. Good luck, brother.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

ketchup vs catsup posted:

I believe in you intruder. You got this.

GIVE ME A loving SMOKE

But for real I've gotten past all the really bad withdrawal stuff, now it's just... cravings. Cravings all the time

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Intruder posted:

GIVE ME A loving SMOKE

But for real I've gotten past all the really bad withdrawal stuff, now it's just... cravings. Cravings all the time

Probate LWB whenever you get a craving and see if that helps.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Miko sucks

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Intruder posted:

GIVE ME A loving SMOKE

But for real I've gotten past all the really bad withdrawal stuff, now it's just... cravings. Cravings all the time

Yeah I'll quit someday but I don't need insufferable sanctimonious Californians to do it for me. I suspect they get the same feeling they get when they lock up drug addicts, for their own good.


Who am I kidding it will pass.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

kiimo posted:

Yeah I'll quit someday but I don't need insufferable sanctimonious Californians to do it for me. I suspect they get the same feeling they get when they lock up drug addicts, for their own good.


Who am I kidding it will pass.

I smoke cigars and I think it is disgusting that enlightened gentleman like myself are being lumped in with people who like to burn fags.
:britain:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Chichevache posted:

No! Keep big government out of porn!

edit

My mother-in-law had the best response to prop 60. "If they're wearing condoms it ruins the mood!"

Torn on this since I live in the valley and don't want porn to come back but also don't think condoms should be forced on actors in porn.

But it's the part of the prop where any regular person can sue porn companies for not using condoms in videos they watch that I was just like what the gently caress no.

And sorry, thread. /politics.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

kiimo posted:

Torn on this since I live in the valley and don't want porn to come back but also don't think condoms should be forced on actors in porn.

But it's the part of the prop where any regular person can sue porn companies for not using condoms in videos they watch that I was just like what the gently caress no.

And sorry, thread. /politics.

I've got a whole host of complaints I downloaded illegally that I'd love to show in court.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
And in sum, gentlepeople of the jury, how do they expect us to maintain our suspension of disbelief when her plumbing clearly remains unfixed?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

kiimo posted:

Torn on this since I live in the valley and don't want porn to come back but also don't think condoms should be forced on actors in porn.

But it's the part of the prop where any regular person can sue porn companies for not using condoms in videos they watch that I was just like what the gently caress no.

And sorry, thread. /politics.

I live in the Valley too. The porn stars were the most stable and normal people living in this pit.

For those of you who don't know, the San Fernando Valley doesn't have bookstores. They think porn is a problem, but they don't have bookstores. I rest my case.

I'm in Granada Hills. Where you at?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Intruder posted:

Quitting is good

I quit recently. It's been three weeks

Oh god I want a cigarette so bad

And i just started bumming a puff a week

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
The best way (at least for me) to deal with cravings is to actively acknowledge them to yourself, then reaffirm the reasons for why you quit and why you choose to not pursue these cravings

Trying to ignore them just makes you crack eventually

After enough time they fade anyway

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Chichevache posted:

I live in the Valley too. The porn stars were the most stable and normal people living in this pit.

For those of you who don't know, the San Fernando Valley doesn't have bookstores. They think porn is a problem, but they don't have bookstores. I rest my case.

I'm in Granada Hills. Where you at?

Studio City, I can think of three bookstores in walking distance though.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

kiimo posted:

Insurance companies already profit enough on smokers.

This is me not giving a poo poo because I'm tired of being people sucking down cigarettes and getting that poo poo in my lungs all day.

kiimo posted:

Yeah I'll quit someday but I don't need insufferable sanctimonious Californians to do it for me. I suspect they get the same feeling they get when they lock up drug addicts, for their own good.


Who am I kidding it will pass.

Man go find a way to chill out you seem stressed.

Really you have the cigarette companies to blame for my vote because if you fear monger me too hard on an issue I only have marginal interest about I'm voting against you.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
And though the title so boldly proclaims that this quote unquote blonde milf was quote unquote drenched in bbc cum, by my calculations she receives a load barely larger than a couple tablespoons. Or are we to believe that an amount of semen equivalent to the amount of sugar you put in your daily cup of coffee is truly drench worthy from such a large African American penis?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



DVOA is up and the Texans currently have the worst DVOA by a winning team this late in a season since ever. 6 of the other bottom 10 made the playoffs, so congrats Houston, two missed the playoffs and the 10th is the 2016 Lions

http://www.footballoutsiders.com/dvoa-ratings/2016/week-9-dvoa-ratings

Oh and the Eagles are still the best team in the league because nobody is good

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

kiimo posted:

Studio City, I can think of three bookstores in walking distance though.

You're practically in Hollywood, you spoiled bastard! :argh:

That's practically 30 minutes away from me, depending on traffic. :negative:

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Kalli posted:

DVOA is up and the Texans currently have the worst DVOA by a winning team this late in a season since ever. 6 of the other bottom 10 made the playoffs, so congrats Houston, two missed the playoffs and the 10th is the 2016 Lions

http://www.footballoutsiders.com/dvoa-ratings/2016/week-9-dvoa-ratings

Oh and the Eagles are still the best team in the league because nobody is good

Bills :(

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Prozach posted:

n: https://twitter.com/SInow/status/796098529223725056

v: Kaepernick is a dummy, and also very bad at football which is the actual greatest crime you can commit.

nah but for real that's real dumb.

What a loving idiot. There are like 3 or 4 propositions that directly affect minorities more than whites.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

What a loving idiot. There are like 3 or 4 propositions that directly affect minorities more than whites.

Prop 64 is the most important political movement since the 13th amendment.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Do you guys got a constitutional amendment making GBS threads on Citizens United down there like up here? Honestly curious

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
49ers put Will Redmond, 3rd round pick, on IR.

He tore his ACL but was supposed to be ready to go.

He didn't play this year.

The flame of a Trent Baalke ACL pick set alight is the warmth by which I get through the night.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




Confirmed.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Bad Moon posted:

Do you guys got a constitutional amendment making GBS threads on Citizens United down there like up here? Honestly curious

Not an actual constitutional amendment but a proposition that basically says the state has to propose one.

Chichevache posted:

Prop 64 is the most important political movement since the 13th amendment.

It's not quite at that level but it is ironically the only thing that actually matters in this election.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Can we just get rid of Florida and it's NFL teams already?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Can we just get rid of Florida and it's NFL teams already?

Your coach chooses to spend his time here when he can lol who can blame him

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

At 88% in Florida had Trump / Clinton separated by 24 votes.

It's the year of overtime.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
If another election comes down to manually counting ballots in that garbage rear end state I'm gonna be so mad

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.

Spoeank posted:

If another election comes down to manually counting ballots in that garbage rear end state I'm gonna be so mad

Hopefully some big areas have yet to report, or something. Because seriously, gently caress going through that AGAIN.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Magicpants posted:

And though the title so boldly proclaims that this quote unquote blonde milf was quote unquote drenched in bbc cum, by my calculations she receives a load barely larger than a couple tablespoons. Or are we to believe that an amount of semen equivalent to the amount of sugar you put in your daily cup of coffee is truly drench worthy from such a large African American penis?

Lol thanks :)

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







this might be it guys.

it's been a good run.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SoU4qzZlcw

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

I remember some tff goons had lived in canada in the past, so I'm unironically asking this, as a New Yorker who hates winter but tolerates everything else, could I enjoy life up there



TFF content: Justin Pugh is out 3-4 weeks with a knee sprain which sucks but is better than the initial looks of being out for the year

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

FizFashizzle posted:

this might be it guys.

it's been a good run.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SoU4qzZlcw

At least we are white males :smith::hf::smith:

:rip: Gynecolojustice and Intruder.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Chichevache posted:

:rip: Gynecolojustice and Intruder.
me too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzVuyVAWZys

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

:smith: sorry, bro.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
On second thought, Trump did say he was a "big fan of Hindu" so I think I'm in the clear

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Iodised QQ posted:

I remember some tff goons had lived in canada in the past, so I'm unironically asking this, as a New Yorker who hates winter but tolerates everything else, could I enjoy life up there



TFF content: Justin Pugh is out 3-4 weeks with a knee sprain which sucks but is better than the initial looks of being out for the year

Like New York City? Weather is pretty much the same as Toronto. But, I hope you like the Buffalo Bills.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
When do we get to riot and start a revolution I'm asking because I know a dough faced billionaire who needs to be the first against the way

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







in light of this national tragedy, lets all bond by laughing at this gossip rag report on Reggie Bush.

http://www.hotnewhiphop.com/reggie-bush-paid-mistress-s3-million-to-get-an-abortion-but-now-shes-6-months-pregnant-news.25267.html

quote:

According to reports, Reggie Bush tried to pay his mistress $3 million to get an abortion. In fact, he did pay 34-year old cocktail waitress Monique Exposito the agreed upon amount, but she never got the abortion and is now six months pregnant with his kid.

As it turns out, Exposito originally tried to get pregnant by her former lover, Alonzo Mourning, going as far as to take fertility treatments to boost her chances of conceiving but it was Bush that ultimately got caught up in her scheme.

You gotta walk her there and sit with her yourself, bruh

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