TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Ready for next round of polls to come in. Hang on to your butts! :dance:

EDIT: quote is not ed balls

SirPhoebos fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Nov 9, 2016

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:01

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 13:45

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

dont blame me i voted 4 kodos

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:02

Zokari: Jul 23, 2007

TyrantWD posted:

It's a lot more than that.

you got any links for all these hot scoops youre droppin

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:02

Tato: Jun 19, 2001; DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

lmfao at all the shook bitches. man you guys are going to be hung over tomorrow

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:01

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

texas stays red

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:02

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

this is what u get 4 them big assssss posts

FL is really loving wild right now from a top down view.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:01

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Fidel Castronaut posted:

That's the issue: he is so incredibly bad and is going to win Florida. That's really hosed up.

he is the presidential nominee for the red team. that is literally all that matters to 40+% of the electorate

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:01

Mr Apollo: Jan 1, 2013

Whenever you are feeling shook, just remember these two beautiful and important words:

DON'T PANIC!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:02

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

oh boy

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:01

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Polls will close in a few minutes :derp:

too early to call, too early to call, to early to call... :geno:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:02

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Fidel Castronaut posted:

That's the issue: he is so incredibly bad and is going to win Florida. That's really hosed up.

maybe the dems shouldnt have run a candidate who is the second-most-hated one ever

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:01

SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

SirPhoebos posted:

Ready for next round of polls to come in. Hang on to your butts!

edit: ZOMG FIRST POST: ED BALLS TIME OMGOMGOMGOMG!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:02

TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Like I said - Hillary's GOTV is far over hyped. They should have spent less on tracking down people in old political ads and more on registering voters and GOTV.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:01

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

THE DUCHESS HAS FALLEN REPEAT THE DUCHESS HAS FALLEN

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:01

Barreft: Jul 21, 2014

The world is close to ending

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:01

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Has anything even been officially called yet?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:02

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

lmao if u live in america

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:02

Too Poetic: Nov 28, 2008

George H.W. oval office posted:

im not shook for hillary winning that one is gonna happen i just really seriously need florida to go blue gently caress

its time for you to accept the reality of a trump presidency

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:03

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:03

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Jeb! Is a MESS!!!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:03

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

OldTennisCourt posted:

Is it normal to see this many people go into anxiety mode over every tiny little morsel of information in election threads

yepper there's always a whole lotta milkdrinkers who prolly don't even have money ridin on it, just mental illness

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:02

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

FL is really loving wild right now from a top down view.

u could say the same bout me

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:02

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

this is the part of the night when the milk curdles in the sippy cups and day crew starts screaming because the great plains shockingly is red

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:03

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Shear Modulus posted:

maybe the dems shouldnt have run a candidate who is the second-most-hated one ever

That would have been a good idea. A really good idea.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:03

cams: Mar 28, 2003

texas called dream of blue texas dead =[

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:02

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Fidel Castronaut posted:

That's the issue: he is so incredibly bad and is going to win Florida. That's really hosed up.

It's almost like FL has been incredibly bad for at least 16 years

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:02

Guy DeBorgore: Apr 6, 1994; Catnip is the opiate of the masses; Soiled Meat

clinton leading in new mexico. which is awesome while it lasts

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:03

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

better start practicing your goosestepping now, democrats

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:03

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

mccain keeps seat

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:03

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

im not stressed about the election i just need an excuse to get drunk

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:02

ATP_Power: Jun 12, 2010; This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.

Roger Stone is going to be live in studio with Alex Jones in 10 minutes.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:03

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Cubey posted:

you dopes don't have the right to arzy about florida until broward is at least 75% counted jesus christ dudes is this your first election

Wait, what? I thought Broward was in completely.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:02

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

man i want to read posts of my opponents despairing

i don't want to be the epicenter of this

somewhere nate silver states outside his window, and outside his soul

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:03

trash person: Apr 5, 2006; Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

I am going to die

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:04

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬