TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Mr. Jive posted:

Cmon. The ceiling might be lower but the floor is still ridiculously high, way beyond the reach of nearly anyone who doesn't have financial ties or corporate backing.

I completely agree! There should be a publicly funded floor at ~500k for House seats.

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Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

RocktheCaulk posted:

Virginia is on the way back already, but Florida is gone, and Ohio and NC look bad.

i'm confident in NC, mecklenburg and guilford county haven't even reported half of their results, watch her votes go up while trump's stay mostly stagnant

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Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

oh man trump is totally going to win

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:17

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

why isnt natey boy on abc

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:16

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

gently caress it's amazing how out of it Wolf Blitzer always is

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Bullfrog: Nov 5, 2012

People are arzying because it wasn't the clinton landslide they expected. Chances are still good, but it's gonna be close af.

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Despera: Jun 6, 2011

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/796174102146981888

As Jefferson goes so does Colorado

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Count Freebasie: Jan 12, 2006

Deviant posted:

CNN is scaring me. Please help.

Switch over to Fox. Their info comes in quicker and they're way more chill. I was watching CNN first, and switched to Fox. Marked improvement.

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Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 20 days!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzA4XLjRaM

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:16

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

Elephant Ambush posted:

Shut up nerd. Calm down

i'm deeply hysterical atm and my shook fingers keep making typos on my ponds

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:17

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

THORIUM posted:

Carville just freaked me the gently caress out

He got a text from Bill that said "pack ur poo poo things went south n a hurry"

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Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

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NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

the republicans aren't going to let you have your loving weed if they win you god damned idiots

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Peztopiary: Mar 16, 2009; by exmarx

America has put the gun up to our head and is trying to work up our nerve. Probably we'll retreat to sanity before the night is over, but we've got some serious issues to work through and that metal offers an escape.

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C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Hillary has a huge lead in PA according to ABC but I don't know if they've just counted Philly or what

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sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Somehow managed to fill my own rear end with piss not sure how that happened lol wellllll anyways I'm literally shaking

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Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

Is orange Mussolini prezzie yet?

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Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

i think i need to stop drinking

that would be good

that would be a good thing

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:17

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Thump! posted:

Put your goddamned milk down and pick up a beer you bedwetting pantshitting loving goons.

Florida and Virginia are going Clinton, Ohio is going Clinton, Michigan is going Clinton, Pennsylshitvania is going Clinton.

Calm your poo poo and celebrate the the continuing millenium of Liberal Darkness.

I Want To Believe but Citation Needed

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:17

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

NYT electoral college tachometer just turned red for a few secs, I am definitely not chill right now

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:18

EmpyreanFlux: Mar 1, 2013; The AUDACITY! The IMPUDENCE! The unabated NERVE!

Thump! posted:

Put your goddamned milk down and pick up a beer you bedwetting pantshitting loving goons.

Florida and Virginia are going Clinton, Ohio is going Clinton, Michigan is going Clinton, Pennsylshitvania is going Clinton.

Calm your poo poo and celebrate the the continuing millenium of Liberal Darkness.

Quoting for future reference.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:18

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

Thump! posted:

Put your goddamned milk down and pick up a beer you bedwetting pantshitting loving goons.

Florida and Virginia are going Clinton, Ohio is going Clinton, Michigan is going Clinton, Pennsylshitvania is going Clinton.

Calm your poo poo and celebrate the the continuing millenium of Liberal Darkness.

FL is pretty much lost, OH is at best a coin toss.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:19

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

NH/MI/PA/NV nerds

That's all that matters.

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blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

lamentable dustman posted:

Trump was right, this is Brexit x 100

there's a hot british girl in one my classes, so I can confirm this is true

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FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

On MSNBC they're not sure if Clinton has enough outstanding votes in the South to offset any additional votes coming in from the North

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Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Beachcomber posted:

I've seen this so many times. What is he doing here?

Jeb!

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Bakanogami: Dec 31, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Zas posted:

is it really just florida thats freaking everyone out? or is there more to it

Florida is a big part of it, but there are other races that are closer than expected.

Basically while she could still win the chances of a massive Clinton blowout are crushed, and we need to accept that the part of the country willing to vote for a Trump is not small.

Still have some hope that Georgia is going to flip and save the day, though.

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Clipperton: Dec 20, 2011; Grimey Drawer

i never lost faith nate

i always believed in yooouuuuuuu

fill me with your balding gay babies nate

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:19

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Karl Sharks posted:

i'm confident in NC, mecklenburg and guilford county haven't even reported half of their results, watch her votes go up while trump's stay mostly stagnant

I don't know man we might all be starting to Baghdad Bob here.

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Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

eonwe posted:

hillary is gonna win

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Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

MaxNV posted:

If Trump wins we need to resurrect the Trump Thread.

It'll be illegal under a Trump presidency.

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Shook Nate is totally deserving of his smugness tonight.

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Cao Ni Ma: May 25, 2010

eonwe posted:

hillary is gonna win

I keep chanting this but I know some alien sound is going to shatter me into hundreds of pieces

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Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Hillary Clinton struggling to put away probably the worst person to ever run for president

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Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Joementum posted:

good point!

I'm changing my analogy for this election from battle of the bulge to stalingrad/kursk. The enemy must be stopped here or things are going to get reaaaaaaally bad.

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Tweak: Jul 28, 2003; or dont whatever

can't believe there is a good chance this country is going to elect trump

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ATP_Power: Jun 12, 2010; This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.

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Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Goddammit Florida not again

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:20

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

ArbitraryC posted:

I've been watching cnn and trump has been leading florida with 91% of the votes for the last 100k thousand votes lol

seriously tho how have we gone through tens/hundreds of thousands of votes and not gone from like 91 to 95% counted

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

THORIUM posted:

Carville just freaked me the gently caress out

yeah he does that

dude is infectious in person too

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