TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/michpoligal/status/796175404771983360

THANK loving GOD

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:22

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# ? May 23, 2024 23:35

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

TyrantWD posted:

MI is going to be tough. Turnout is down in Flint and other Democratic areas.

and turnout is up in all of the rest of the (republican poo poo-holes) of the state

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:23

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Fullhouse posted:

trump is gonna lose you fuckin babies

CITATION NEEDED

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:22

TheBuilder: Jul 11, 2001

Sam Wang: Prepare to have your career destroyed legally and figuratively if this doesn't go well.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:23

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

exquisite tea posted:

I can't believe Nate Silver was right all along.

exquisite tea posted:

I can't believe Nate Silver was right all along.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:22

TyroneGoldstein: Mar 30, 2005

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Democratic👏strongholds👏take👏longer👏to👏count👏votes👏due👏to👏higher👏population👏density

My god, it's like all of you have never been through a goddamn election before. Calm the gently caress down

I'm sorry but this isn't calming me at all.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:22

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

So all those precincts left in Broward don't imply a Clinton win because there's not as many votes in them as in the precincts already counted?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:22

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/michpoligal/status/796175404771983360

THANK loving GOD

No poo poo

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:22

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

the global market is arzying

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:22

crowoutofcontext: Nov 12, 2006

CortezFantastic posted:

seriously they don't even have all the results in and people are still voting

chill

Stll shook AF

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:22

ghostwritingduck: Aug 26, 2004; "I hope you like waking up at 6 a.m. and having your favorite things destroyed. P.S. Forgive me because I'm cuter than that $50 wire I just ate."

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Democratic👏strongholds👏take👏longer👏to👏count👏votes👏due👏to👏higher👏population👏density

My god, it's like all of you have never been through a goddamn election before. Calm the gently caress down

Pre-Obama was traumatizing. This is bringing back memories.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:23

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

trump is going to win ny and canada

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:23

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

jesus loving gently caress uck fuckfkaskd

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:22

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

trump wins

it's over

he wins....

death is certain........................

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:22

Bananasaurus Rex: Mar 19, 2009

Looks like Trump takes FL and has a good chance at OH.

If Clinton loses NC as well then it will most likely come down to MI, NV, and NH? Don't think he has a shot at PA or VA.

MI being the most important atm.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:23

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

story of this election is trump racking up the score by winning rural counties with like 75% of the vote

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:22

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/michpoligal/status/796175404771983360

THANK loving GOD

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:23

UP AND ADAM: Jan 24, 2007; by Pragmatica

I'd like Hillary to win, but the thorough repudiation of the Dems hitching their centrist economic policy to their only-show-in-town civil rights stances is delicious. I hope it's close and Hillary wins and Hillary voters and showboaters get a good taste of humility.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:23

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/michpoligal/status/796175404771983360

THANK loving GOD

Are they reputable?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:23

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

#nevershook

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:24

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Got home safe made it to the bathtub safely but I think I pulled a GECafe uuiugh 2 much mickeys

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:24

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Hail freakin satan lmfao

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:24

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

emails

benghazi

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:23

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

babypolis posted:

lets hope that smugness turns to ash as yours did after the iowa primary

i was actually very smug after the iowa primary

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:24

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

virginia looks hosed yo

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:24

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Leviathan posted:

jesus loving gently caress uck fuckfkaskd

Ah man, time to buy some of that Nintendo stock before the switch comes out and Hilary wins

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:23

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

CheesyDog posted:

I did deadlifts and trap bar shrugs today so I am currently both physically unable to manifest signs of stress and longing for a delicious glass of cold milk

I am of both worlds, and of neither

This but I also did squats and oh press because stronglifts

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:24

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Democratic👏strongholds👏take👏longer👏to👏count👏votes👏due👏to👏higher👏population👏density

My god, it's like all of you have never been through a goddamn election before. Calm the gently caress down

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:23

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

hey what are people panicking about now? I can't keep track anymore

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:23

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Tweak posted:

"it's fine it's fine, hillary will win" they all posted as trump approached 270

oh god its true its the democratic meltdown

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:24

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

uncurable mlady posted:

No poo poo

NH/NV/PA didn't scare me as much as MI for whatever reason.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:23

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Campaign mood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa-pI2P4t10

If we lose we all die and I can't help but laugh at America being so loving retarded

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:24

Coolness Averted: Feb 20, 2007; oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Are they reputable?

nope

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:23

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

nate silver was right

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:24

ponzicar: Mar 17, 2008

This is what it feels like to play Russian Roulette.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:25

breaklaw: May 12, 2008

Mirthless posted:

i just don't understand what the gently caress is going on, none of this makes any god drat sense to me at all

Monster Vote. Just like Brexit. What other explanation is there?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:25

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

"Trump has won nothing that wasn't already on his map."

Thanks for these soothing words, Rachel.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:24

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

crazy cloud posted:

Hail freakin satan lmfao

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:24

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

i cant take this im gonna fuckin faint and fall into a table like Tony Soprano

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:25

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# ? May 23, 2024 23:35

TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

The Glumslinger posted:

I don't know why you keep saying this, since they spent shitloads of their effort on traditional GOTV efforts like registering voters and making calls and knocking on doors.

There were lots of voter outreach efforts who were crying out for more resources, and didn't get them.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:24

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