TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

lol it is embarassing how many of yall are shaking right now, jesus

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:34

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shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

I hate this and myself so loving much rn

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:33

break-up breakdown: Mar 6, 2010

karl rove just said that trump should be concerned

wrap it up clintonailures

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:34

Alereon: Feb 6, 2004; Dehumanize yourself and face to Trumpshed; College Slice

i warned you. why didnt you believe me? WHY DIDNT YOU BELIEVE ME?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:34

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; Can't post for 2 hours!; Slippery Tilde

rawrr posted:

dude it's not aryzing when actual vote counts are coming in

first election huh

*pats u on the head*

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:33

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:34

psy_wombats: Dec 1, 2009

Gonna pray for Michigan. Or drink. One or the other.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:33

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 22 days!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebo-xUZ9AQ0

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:34

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/UpshotNYT/status/796178471353544704

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:34

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

The NYT upshot is favoring Trump

We're hosed

we're hosed

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:33

the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

Time for Maximum Arzy yet?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:33

Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

So we don't get to say Clinton is a masterful political operative anymore right

Like, since it's a close enough election against goddamn Trump

Can we now put this to bed

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:33

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

russia has to be loving with the results

i don't believe this

i don't believe that all the polling could have been wrong

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:34

Northjayhawk: Mar 8, 2008; by exmarx

Decius posted:

The monster Latino vote wasn't all it was made up to be.

Florida would not be close without the latino surge.

The unexpected development is west Florida population centers going to Trump. Not many predicted that. If Clinton somehow pulls out Florida, it will be entirely due to latinos.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:33

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

cmon lowtax spend :10bux:

on servers

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:33

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Jeb

the hope is dying

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:33

TARDISman: Oct 28, 2011

My anxiety is kinda going nuts right now.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:34

Quidam Viator: Jan 24, 2001; ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Could it be, motherfuckers, could it BE? Could the margin of victory be NARROW, allowing the way for COLLAPSE, and CHAOS, my chosen ticket?

You just think about this, you condescending pieces of poo poo.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:34

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Virginia is coming back way slower and New Hampshire does not look good at all.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:33

skylined!: Apr 6, 2012; THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Fulchrum posted:

IS A DEM SENATE STILL EVEN POSSIBLE?

Yea overall dems have gained 1 and repubs lost 1 so far

yall are babies

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:34

Bananasaurus Rex: Mar 19, 2009

Ok, FL is red. OH is red. NC very close to red.

If Trump takes NC and VA this election is over. There's no way Clinton makes that up.

Not to mention it's going to be close in MI and WI.

So why are some people not arzying?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:34

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

blue squares posted:

the gently caress is an Iowa primary?

this is an extremely good own. i'm not even mad, i'm laughing.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:34

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Rastor posted:

What is happening

Were all McMuffins now

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:34

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

Peztopiary posted:

Donald Trump isn't going to win

that's looking less certain by the minute

the demographics in this election are wildly outside of stated projections and it's throwing everything into chaos

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:35

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

I'm freaking out a bit now. gently caress.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:35

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

blue squares posted:

this is bizarre because he was always going to win Texas

JOKES????

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:35

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

trump is still gonna lose lol cities haven't reported

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:35

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Mein gott

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:35

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

the most stable and predictable election in years duuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr

-a bunch of retards

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:34

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

take my power abuela

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:35

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

gently caress YOU OSCEOLA COUNTY

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:34

DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

rawrr posted:

dude it's not aryzing when actual vote counts are coming in

It is when the vote counts from a single major metropolitan area beyond Florida (and Broward is still lagging) haven't fully come in

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:35

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

TARDISman posted:

My anxiety is kinda going nuts right now.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:35

Buttflakes: Mar 18, 2014; Delicious flakes of butt!

Is everyone else scared? Holy gently caress I'm stressing out over this so hardcore that I'm going to have to bust out the rum and get shitfaced. I'm so scared, guys. I shouldn't be following this, it's going to kill me. I'm thinking I might have to go to bed and then wake and bake like a motherfucker before I check the news tomorrow. Somebody hold me. Hold me..... The fear, the fear.....

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:35