TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Palisader: Mar 14, 2012; DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

You guys are freaking the gently caress out

I mean, drat

I spent the 2012 election night with a woman who was covered in blood because she had cut herself who refused to let me leave or call an ambulance and held me hostage until the election was over, and it was still less stressful than this

What's a good est time to check in, like 11?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:44

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 14:43

Cthulhumatic: May 21, 2007; Not dreaming...just turned off.

Schnorkles posted:

We're in trouble.

What

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 25 days!)

Quidam Viator posted:

I DON'T GIVE A gently caress WHO WINS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS. I ONLY WANT MY loving REVENGE.

ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THIS MOMENT.

THIS loving MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE ALL SHOOK AS gently caress.

NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS STABLE. NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS REAL.

CHAOS LOOMS AROUND THE CORNER. YOUR CONSTANT ASSERTIONS THAT I AM CRAZY AND YOU ARE SANE ARE THROWN IN THE loving HAZARD, AREN'T THEY?

WE ARE ACCELERATING TOWARDS CHAOS AND COLLAPSE. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

YOU CAN BAN ME, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BAN THE FEELING OF HOW loving SHOOK YOU PLEBS ARE AT THIS MOMENT.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES, YOU CONDESCENDING MOTHERFUCKERS.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:44

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

the fact that it is this close at all is troubling

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Quidam Viator posted:

I DON'T GIVE A gently caress WHO WINS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS. I ONLY WANT MY loving REVENGE.

ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THIS MOMENT.

THIS loving MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE ALL SHOOK AS gently caress.

NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS STABLE. NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS REAL.

CHAOS LOOMS AROUND THE CORNER. YOUR CONSTANT ASSERTIONS THAT I AM CRAZY AND YOU ARE SANE ARE THROWN IN THE loving HAZARD, AREN'T THEY?

WE ARE ACCELERATING TOWARDS CHAOS AND COLLAPSE. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

YOU CAN BAN ME, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BAN THE FEELING OF HOW loving SHOOK YOU PLEBS ARE AT THIS MOMENT.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES, YOU CONDESCENDING MOTHERFUCKERS.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES.

Unironic nice meltdown

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Negostrike: Aug 15, 2015

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I hope the MSM is happy with themselves right now after giving 2 billion in free air to Trump and spent 19 minutes on policy versus EMAIL for the rest during the general to support a candidate who boasted of stripping the first amendment down to sue them lol

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

ATP_Power posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc&hd=1

Fuckin love this song

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Today we are all boosted

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

haha a boosted posting signals the changing of the tide my friends

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

We're in trouble.

the schnorkle firewall is down, i repeat schnorlke is down commence full on arzying

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Quidam Viator posted:

I DON'T GIVE A gently caress WHO WINS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS. I ONLY WANT MY loving REVENGE.

ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THIS MOMENT.

THIS loving MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE ALL SHOOK AS gently caress.

NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS STABLE. NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS REAL.

CHAOS LOOMS AROUND THE CORNER. YOUR CONSTANT ASSERTIONS THAT I AM CRAZY AND YOU ARE SANE ARE THROWN IN THE loving HAZARD, AREN'T THEY?

WE ARE ACCELERATING TOWARDS CHAOS AND COLLAPSE. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

YOU CAN BAN ME, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BAN THE FEELING OF HOW loving SHOOK YOU PLEBS ARE AT THIS MOMENT.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES, YOU CONDESCENDING MOTHERFUCKERS.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES.

you're a virgin

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:46

SirJohnnyMcDonald: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx

irl i was laughing at all of you who thought this was going to be a clinton landside you sillies tho

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Quidam Viator posted:

I DON'T GIVE A gently caress WHO WINS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS. I ONLY WANT MY loving REVENGE.

ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THIS MOMENT.

THIS loving MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE ALL SHOOK AS gently caress.

NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS STABLE. NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS REAL.

CHAOS LOOMS AROUND THE CORNER. YOUR CONSTANT ASSERTIONS THAT I AM CRAZY AND YOU ARE SANE ARE THROWN IN THE loving HAZARD, AREN'T THEY?

WE ARE ACCELERATING TOWARDS CHAOS AND COLLAPSE. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

YOU CAN BAN ME, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BAN THE FEELING OF HOW loving SHOOK YOU PLEBS ARE AT THIS MOMENT.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES, YOU CONDESCENDING MOTHERFUCKERS.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES.

Suck my dick, the Dread Abuela Hierra is gonna make you suck hers soon

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

logikv9 posted:

*checks news* yep it's the general election, the dem primary ended a long time ago

a 6 hour probation goes through immediately and sidelines you for the rest of the day at this point, so no dem primary salt thanks

God dammit, no fair. :smith:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:46

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Syntaxed posted:

Imagine if we chose Bernie and crushed Trump like all of us said?

lmbwao give it up

he lost his many fuckin months ago

your into harry turtledove territory at tgis point

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:46

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

It was the Russians in the parlor with faulty voting machines

No? Russians in the parlor with emails then

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Serf: May 5, 2011

gently caress this I'm going to bed

hopefully we sort our poo poo out by morning

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:46

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

SirJohnnyMcDonald posted:

clinton gonna win

doesnt look like it mate

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7fgB0m_y2I

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:46

Bananasaurus Rex: Mar 19, 2009

gently caress, if Trump wins NC, OH, FL, and NH.

Hillary wins VA.

Then it comes down to NV. If Trump wins NV it could be 269-269.

That's a real possibility.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:46

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ABUELA TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:46

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Grondoth posted:

I swear to god if I hear one more thing about Hillary being a masterful politician after this election

its not her fault america hates masterful politicians

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

slave to my cravings posted:

the fact that it is this close at all is troubling

a lot of ppl are freaking out

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

sincx: Jul 13, 2012; furiously masturbating to anime titties

Mirthless posted:

that can't be a real result

it doesn't make any loving sense, 80% of wayne county is black

if that's the actual result out of Wayne, the Russians are the ones reporting our election numbers

This.

What the hell?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

if trump wins we're going back to a time when we had groups like the weather underground bombing police stations

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:46

Weembles: Apr 19, 2004

At least she got her turn.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:46

TyroneGoldstein: Mar 30, 2005

Scionix posted:

"hurr durr i have never watched an election before?!?!?!"

- 90% of the thread

I was here in 2012 and it never seemed this perilous, or maybe it's just lost in the haze of time.

My idealistic self really believed in US (the body politic, not SA) more. I really did.

I'm upset about what's going to happen to the Supreme Court. That's what bothers me.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:47

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

chris szilla be my rock of unshookness
https://twitter.com/TheFix/status/796181549700050944
jesus take the wheel

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:47

Ron Paul Atreides: Apr 19, 2012; Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

it's insane that polling could be this off.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:47

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 25 days!)

Epic High Five posted:

I hope the MSM is happy with themselves right now after giving 2 billion in free air to Trump and spent 19 minutes on policy versus EMAIL for the rest during the general to support a candidate who boasted of stripping the first amendment down to sue them lol

it's almost like for-profit models are antithetical to journalistic integrity

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:47

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Fidel Castronaut posted:

You're being delusional. Obama would have won a third term with ease and he is a loving minority. This is about a psychotic fascist surge in our country and a candidate with high unfavorability running against that surge.

She's going to pull out the win, God loving willing, but you all need to get your heads out of your asses and realize that we can't use the same old playbook anymore.

You are acting as if she did not win the dem primary by many, many votes

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:46

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Look the fact that this is even close is really worrying so I'm gonna freak out now ok

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:47

The Larch: Jan 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

hm yes the jewish guy would definitely get people voting for the fascist to vote for him

this is a thing i earnestly believe

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:46

Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ABUELA TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:46

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

Quidam Viator posted:

I DON'T GIVE A gently caress WHO WINS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS. I ONLY WANT MY loving REVENGE.

ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THIS MOMENT.

THIS loving MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE ALL SHOOK AS gently caress.

NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS STABLE. NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS REAL.

CHAOS LOOMS AROUND THE CORNER. YOUR CONSTANT ASSERTIONS THAT I AM CRAZY AND YOU ARE SANE ARE THROWN IN THE loving HAZARD, AREN'T THEY?

WE ARE ACCELERATING TOWARDS CHAOS AND COLLAPSE. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

YOU CAN BAN ME, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BAN THE FEELING OF HOW loving SHOOK YOU PLEBS ARE AT THIS MOMENT.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES, YOU CONDESCENDING MOTHERFUCKERS.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES.

but what if im not shook

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:47

Fintilgin: Sep 29, 2004; Fintilgin sweeps!

We needed a blowout to stop Trump from contesting and making trouble. :smith:

I'm anxious.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:47

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

hillary isn't going to win because she cannot win michigan

you are welcome btw, basically no liberal whites voted at all and minority turnout is down

all ya'll bitching about people arzying need to stop denying reality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNFjLzVKVdk

this is done, we are hosed, long live fascist america

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:47

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

This racist rear end country deserves everything it gets if we elect Trump

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:47

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EmpyreanFlux: Mar 1, 2013; The AUDACITY! The IMPUDENCE! The unabated NERVE!

All the Hillary Corn Cobs need to shut the gently caress up and stop trying to pretend like everything is okay, lmfao.

"Guys don't worry we got this! VA isn't fulyl counted" *Loses MI and the election anyway*

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:46

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