TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

michael moore you gonna use cheeseburgers as an anger management device

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:50

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# ? May 31, 2024 08:18

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Venom Snake posted:

You are acting as if she did not win the dem primary by many, many votes

"You all need to get your head out of your asses" is directed at democrats. You can't win a general based purely on winning primaries. You know this.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:49

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

So did Kerry.

Yeah and? Parties don't choose candidates via focus grouping and polling.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:49

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

It's my throats whys my throat bleeding where'd the hole come from I haven't even left the tub wtf

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:49

cams: Mar 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/796182762256535552

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:50

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

this is exactly how it played out on election night too

it's loving over. she's losing wisconsin. WISCONSIN! it wasn't even in play.

what the gently caress, hillary

how could you lose to this idiot?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:50

Flowers For Algeria: Dec 3, 2005; I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.

euphronius posted:

shame about all those hillary toxxes

forum gonna feel empty

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:50

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

gently caress it, it's on to rum from beer

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:50

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

elections r fun

MadJackal posted:

You roleplay online as an idiot. (I invite everyone to look at your post history.)

You could be anyone here, and you chose to say dumb things on purpose. Because of laughs?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:51

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:51

DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

CortezFantastic posted:

Jesus christ guys RELAX

kaleedity posted:

10% of wayne county has reported

Tayter Swift posted:

https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/796181240051331072

loving hell

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:50

Nix Panicus: Feb 25, 2007

Hillary is not going to win.

Donald Trump is going to lose.

Hillary may be an enormous pile of rancid poo poo,

but Donald is worse.

And the margin by which Hillary is less putrid than Donald

Is the margin by which she is elected.

Hillary is not going to win.

She is simply going to lose less than Donald.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:51

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Tayter Swift posted:

https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/796181240051331072

im gonna walk the dog be back in an hour or so guys

Good News Harry to the rescue!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:51

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Michigan is all that matters! :v:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:51

LazyMaybe: Aug 18, 2013; oouagh

Constant Hamprince posted:

for it to be this close has called the entire idea of democracy into serious question

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:50

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 28 days!)

Constant Hamprince posted:

for it to be this close has called the entire idea of democracy into serious question

lmao

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:51

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

Current Status: Shook

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:51

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

BETTING MARKET REPORT, ARMAGEDDON EDITION

TRUMP LEADING HILLARY ON ALL MARKETS

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:50

Chunky Salsa: Aug 31, 2016; "Isn't that right, Zach?"

Quidam Viator posted:

I DON'T GIVE A gently caress WHO WINS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS. I ONLY WANT MY loving REVENGE.

[snip]

Okay you need to chill tf out because you're starting to sound like my brain when I'm drunk, off my meds and going through a mixed mood

In case you don't know that's, like, worst case scenario brain-wise. Look at yourself, friend.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:51

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

My arm is covered in flies and i can't stop shaking

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:51

Decius: Oct 14, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

Starting to look a lot like Election night 2004 looked like. Only right now I wish for Cheney & gang in the face to f Trump

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:52

babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

you were all so cocky and sure of victory. trump had like a 20% chance going in and we live in the worst possible universe and now we are all hosed

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:52

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

I don't want to alarm anyone but I think Trymp might get Georgia.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:51

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

I guess I may not see you people tomorrow

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:52

rabble rabble: Mar 24, 2015; Nap Ghost

lmao donald trump will not be president of the united states lmbo

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:51

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Schnorkles posted:

Michigan is all that matters!

What about WI? That is looking crazy close too

what the gently caress is any of this

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:51

Cromulent_Chill: Apr 6, 2009

Wtf is going on

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:52

Farchanter: Jun 15, 2008

I'm actually shaking IRL

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:51

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Michigan don't you gently caress me

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:52

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Fidel Castronaut posted:

"You all need to get your head out of your asses" is directed at democrats. You can't win a general based purely on winning primaries. You know this.

Okay so whats the solution? Dems need to nominate fascist lite?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:51

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

i cant believe the fat orange gently caress is gonna win FL

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:52

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I'm out to travel across town, but no matter what happens RIP the leftward shift in the Overton window in this country lmao

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:51

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

hillary is no winning michigan full stop

she can't win, i'm not joking or arzying or freaking out in anyway

this is done, america is done, i'm done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNFjLzVKVdk

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:52