TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

Still loving amazing that Georgia hasn't been called.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:02

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 11:19

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Chris James 2 posted:

Trump's doors are closing

Like I want to believe this but what are you looking at?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:02

TyroneGoldstein: Mar 30, 2005

Thoguh posted:

Y'all are a bunch of babies. Hillary Clinton is going to be our next president and we knew that in February. Trump is not going to win.

Bernie would have beaten him by more though.

2002 reg date. You're in your 30's right? Maybe late? Maybe later than that? How can you say that with what's going on right now.. You have to have remembered 2000.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:02

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Come on Michigan.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:02

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

fart blood posted:

Even if Hillary wins, the GOP is gonna ratfuck her. Real disappointed in the democrats performance tonight.

do you know what that word means

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:03

hanales: Nov 3, 2013

UTAH TOO EARLY TO CALL

lmao

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:02

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

UrbicaMortis posted:

The last few pages are going to be pretty embarrassing when all the cities report in the next couple of hours.

I'll be willing to admit I was a shook mess, but right now, I just need a place to vent. She'll pull it off, but I was hoping it would be a lot easier

Like, how are you gonna loving lose Florida?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:03

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

The gently caress is taking New Hampshire so long

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:02

Nix Panicus: Feb 25, 2007

Venom Snake posted:

It's not up to the DNC or whoever the gently caress you think "controls things" who wins the primary. The party cannot tell the person who won the majority of votes in the primary that they cannot be nominated because ~they might do worse in the general~

Allow me to rephrase: The central machinery of the Democratic Party should stop giving lopsided support to shady as gently caress corporate centrists who took charisma (and wisdom) as a dump stat over their opponents during the primary process.

Or if they do, learn some goddamn cybersecurity measures so it doesn't leak out everywhere.

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# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:03

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/796186194707120128

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:02

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Was that really what you thought was the alternative? The solution is to realize where pragmatic is. You talked all election long about how Bernie was way too leftist and that Clinton's policies are pragmatic and that her position is where the Americans feel comfortable but I think you all are doing what democrats always do and buying into the rhetoric on the right about leftists. America is actually a lot more comfortable with leftist policy than you guys give us credit for. So, you run moderates and you get a tepid response and then can't figure out why that is.

Right now half of America is supporting a fascist baboon, wtf kind of proof do you have for this idea?

And if you point to polling in a vacuum of economic policies, shoe that there is still support when they benefit minorities.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:02

sincx: Jul 13, 2012; furiously masturbating to anime titties

What's going on in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin?

Why does NYT say Pennsylvania will be a nailbiter?

Why is Michigan red?

Why is Wisconsin red?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:03

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

are Paul Ryan's kids giants

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:02

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

Well if nothing else at least we can go to bed knowing that out neighbors are racist and we are better than them

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:02

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z09Qsxh7hUs

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:02

gregday: May 23, 2003

NYT now 66% Trump

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:04

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Congrats to Hillary Clinton, a reformer with results.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:03

Jay-V: Nov 8, 2009

nerve posted:

whats the difference between 100 interest and 75 interest

"Numbers represent search interest relative to the highest point on the chart for the given region and time. A value of 100 is the peak popularity for the term. A value of 50 means that the term is half as popular. Likewise a score of 0 means the term was less than 1% as popular as the peak."

So it means 25% fewer searches

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:03

Quidam Viator: Jan 24, 2001; ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

WHO WINS OR LOSES NO LONGER MATTERS.

WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU ARE SHOOK.

MY ACCOUNT IS ALREADY TOXXED. I HAVE NO HORSE IN THIS RACE. IF TRUMP WINS, I DISAPPEAR, AND YOU CAN ACT LIKE I WAS WRONG ALL THE TIME, INSANE ALL THE TIME.

WHEN YOU RESORT TO THAT SELF-SOOTHING, THE MARK OF A PSYCHIATRICALLY DAMAGED MOTHERFUCKER, IT WILL ONLY BE TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT I WAS NOT RIGHT: I CLAIMED THAT CHAOS AND COLLAPSE WERE ABOUT TO SEIZE YOUR loving NATION BECAUSE OF YOUR COMPLACENCY.

YOU SAID I WAS WRONG.

YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE AN EASY WIN. YOU SAID RATIONAL POLITICS AS USUAL WOULD PREVAIL.

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WINS OR LOSES.

YOUR SYSTEM WILL COLLAPSE, AND YOU WILL SUFFER THROUGH THAT COLLAPSE IN YOUR LIFETIME.

TIME IS RUNNING OUT. TIME FOR A RADICAL CORRECTION OF GLOBAL DISASTER. TIME FOR THE CORRECTION OF MASS HYSTERIA.

YOU DID NOT ACT IN TIME. I AM GLAD TO DIE IN ORDER THAT YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE.

YOU MOCKED AND IGNORED THE MESSENGER, MOTHERFUCKERS.

ENJOY YOUR OUTCOME. COMFORT YOURSELVES. SOOTHE YOURSELVES. IT'S ALL GOING TO BE JUST OK. EVERYTHING WILL BE OK, AS LONG AS YOU STAY THE COURSE, KEEP MODERATE, DON'T ACCELERATE, AND BELIEVE THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE AS LONG AS YOU STAY THE COURSE.

JUST BREATHE. THAT'S RIGHT. BREATHE.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:04

Mr.Unique-Name: Jul 5, 2002

nerve posted:

whats the difference between 100 interest and 75 interest

25 interest

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:04

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

A good election

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:03

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Against All Tyrants; Ultra Carp

axeil posted:

Michigan guys. Look at loving Michigan. We are in deep poo poo.

This isn't even considering pa or wi.

When Wayne County goes red, you have my permission to arzy.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:03

hanales: Nov 3, 2013

They just showed McMuffin on CNN.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:03

Blurred: Aug 26, 2004; WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

MariusLecter posted:

That's not the problem, it's that Clinton is underperforming Obama - who only won by 3% - pretty much across the board. We know the votes in big cities are yet to come in, but it's clear this will be closer than 2012 and that's cause to worry.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:04

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

James Mother loving Comey

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:04

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

UrbicaMortis posted:

The last few pages are going to be pretty embarrassing when all the cities report in the next couple of hours.

What cities? Philly is almost entirely in. Florida is out of cities. The cavalry isn't coming to save us. We are all hosed.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:04

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Trump is winning every state.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:03

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

I can't believe how much of the vote Gary "no eyebrows" Johnson is pulling (relatively) off of the totals. Would his supporters have broken for Clinton otherwise if there wasn't a "legal weed" dude in the race?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:04

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Hail SS-18 SATAN may his passage cleanse the earth

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# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:03

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi: Mar 26, 2005

Tonight gon' be long

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:03

Geostomp: Oct 22, 2008; Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

The Glumslinger posted:

I'll be willing to admit I was a shook mess, but right now, I just need a place to vent. She'll pull it off, but I was hoping it would be a lot easier

Like, how are you gonna loving lose Florida?

Angry old white people and a Supreme Court seat being held out for nine months.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:04

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

next potus.... TRUMP!

MAGA

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MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

heeheex2 posted:

are you guys.... arzying??

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:04

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

TRUMP!

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/692155362552778752

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:05

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Arzying is one thing, but if you pull out primary salt or even something that could be tangentially related to the primary I will end you for the night.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:04