TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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eyebeem: Jul 18, 2013; by R. Guyovich

gently caress.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:19

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 04:11

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Well I now have to get married so I can move to Australia or New Zealand, where I will get paid more at a minimum wage than I am now basically writing all the RFP's and Policy for my city as an intern.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:19

breaklaw: May 12, 2008

Erebus posted:

well whatever happens we tried our best

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/796169187882369024

What The gently caress is this supposed to mean? The Clinton team is arzying?!!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:20

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

axeil posted:

Someone tell me how Hillary won pa, mi and wi. I am about ready to put a gun in my mouth.

Racist reality star is a lot more energizing than a grandma

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:20

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

JoeBangles posted:

This is the scariest night ever.

i have legitimately never been more afraid of anything in my life

i don't know how we are going to get through the next four years. my insurance is going to get torn to shreds. i'm unbelievably hosed.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:19

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

axeil posted:

I will cry irl if Arizona saves us

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/796190295830523904

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:19

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Joementum posted:

Obviously the issue here is that all the racists who voted for Barack Obama in 2008 aren't turning out to vote for Hillary Clinton.

Most of the rural areas that are going all in on Trump have a lot of first time voters/low frequency voters. Also; yknow, 8 years of BLACK PRESIDENT has kinda inflamed racial tensions a bit amongst the right

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:20

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

https://twitter.com/ernestbaker/status/796184062499127296

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:20

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Dapper_Swindler posted:

are you sure?

NPR sez

Hillary Clinton (Dem) 1,237,936 53.0%
Donald Trump (GOP) 1,018,721 43.6%

so yes

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:19

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Guys my wife is a milk Drinker I don't know how to deal with that.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:20

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

eatenmyeyes posted:

Counterpoint: Trump will never be President and all the traitors voting for him deserve to die in agony, terror, and humiliation.

I didn't say we should revoke the Trumpist permabans if he loses.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:20

Flowers For Algeria: Dec 3, 2005; I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.

Imagine for a moment

if it's NORTH CAROLINA that saves your asses

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; Can't post for 4 hours!; Slippery Tilde

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Quit arzying you dumb fucks. It's just the rural/urban divide. This is why covering this poo poo before all precincts are in is dumb as gently caress.

bingo

we're still two hours out from when they called it for obama last time

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:20

RIP Syndrome: Feb 24, 2016

Another successful goon project.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:20

The_Politics_Man: Aug 25, 2015

TildeATH posted:

Forum's going to be a ghost town after all the toxxy come latelys in the HRC Toxx thread get banned.

A ghost town full of racists...

Much like america

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:20

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trump wins ohio

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:20

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Dolash posted:

If Trump managed to turn out his voters without a real GOTV effort or infrastructure and much less money, how much is all that poo poo worth after all?

Honestly if the pussy audio doesn't leak, two of these states probably get called for him by now

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

Tardcore: Jan 24, 2011; Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

If HRC wins (and I think she will) I think she's one term and out. She'll never manage to win a race against a competent non-rapist centrist GOP candidate.

Iunno, she gets good reviews whenever she's not running for a promotion.

On the other hand, she's never had to deal with an obstructionist hellscape emboldened by Orange Mussolini before.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:20

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Ohio for Trump, oh my god

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

And there goes Ohio

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:20

JHomer722: Jul 30, 2006; And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

gently caress YOU OHIO

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

Lycus: Aug 5, 2008; Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

1stGear posted:

Play with this fun toy to help unshook yourself. Trump winning Florida but Clinton winning Colorado, Wisconsin, and Virginia (which is all likely with current numbers) gives Clinton way more paths to victory than Trump.

Not useful without Michigan.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:20

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNFjLzVKVdk

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

Chunky Salsa: Aug 31, 2016; "Isn't that right, Zach?"

Quidam Viator posted:

donald j trump is a moderate candidate. his presidency is no cause for you to fear.

there is no beast, no apocalypse.

Your casual shitposting will save you. Your smug assurance that I am the crazy one will save you.

there are no consequences for your condescension.

Keep telling yourself this. It will become true. I PROMISE.

Thanks?

I'm not trying to be condescending I'm genuinely trying to tell you ill-to-ill that you sound like you need help and lashing out like this on a random thread just to get people mad at you won't help

It'll make you feel better

But it won't help

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

vomit on his sweater, jebs guacamole

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:20

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Tiler Kiwi posted:

i now know, if before a firing line, id lose dignity and die screaming

I'd tell the punk fuckers that they'd better not miss

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

All Hail The President For Life, The First of His Name, Donald J Trump

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:20

Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

OH to trump

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the DNC

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

Starsfan: Sep 29, 2007; This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

Dolash posted:

If Trump managed to turn out his voters without a real GOTV effort or infrastructure and much less money, how much is all that poo poo worth after all?

as much as you can make that point, it was a huge deal that Clinton was the most unpopular candidate to run for this position ever.. If the democrats ran some bland middle of the road dude the vote probably wouldn't have got out for Trump.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Msnbc calls Ohio for Trump and puts him at 168 ev lmbo hail satan

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:22

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Dolash posted:

If Trump managed to turn out his voters without a real GOTV effort or infrastructure and much less money, how much is all that poo poo worth after all?

That's certainly something pols will have a good look at. Trump's force of personality and media presence might have balanced out his weaknesses in traditional organization, but it's questionable how this would translate or apply to candidates lacking those qualities.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

Slow Graffiti: Feb 1, 2003; Born of Frustration

I thought I knew what was going to happen. I know nothing. To make you feel better, here's a pic of Stevie, who has taken over my chair to cleanse himself of the Trump stank (and to grab my beer).

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:22

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

ohio called :whitewater:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

Geostomp posted:

So beyond a deep sense of disgust with America and humanity in general, what is the current takeaway from all this? "Nothing matters besides giving angry white people a target?" "The Republican party's control over the nation is so great that they could rush through anyone with enough effort?" "The nation is filled with bigots and dupes?" "Neo-Nazis will have their way eventually?"

What is there possible to learn from this debacle?

Historic levels of income inequality, a hosed up Healthcare system that hasn't been fixed by allowing corporate lobbyists to direct legislation, fallout from misguided foreign intervention,

Or just nerve staples for all racists and misogynists and people who hated The Legend of Korra

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:22