TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

Irony.or.Death posted:

if you're having trouble not arzying, you should turn off cnn and only watch alex jones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEkGtX6sNPY

*clicks link*

*immediately sees roger stone*

lol

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:22

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 06:24

Baronash: Feb 29, 2012; So what do you want to be called?

Dolash posted:

If Trump managed to turn out his voters without a real GOTV effort or infrastructure and much less money, how much is all that poo poo worth after all?

You need a candidate with a decent base of support for GOTV to work.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

brosef: Jan 19, 2009

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Quit arzying you dumb fucks. It's just the rural/urban divide. This is why covering this poo poo before all precincts are in is dumb as gently caress.

The NYT projection accounts for that.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Trumphio

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

pricklytoast: Oct 22, 2016

msnbc called ohio for Trump lol

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

https://twitter.com/ralstonreports/status/796184666180960257

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Wayne county is terrifying me

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

Geostomp: Oct 22, 2008; Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

You know what? gently caress that.

We have seen time and again that not only do the Republicans not consist of just poor white people, but that said groups support the same policies that usually keep them in eternal poverty. When outreach is made, it goes nowhere because rural whites will not accept anything less than giving them all the money while excluding everyone else. This is not some issue of snobby elites ignoring poor, innocent white men. It's that this group is in the claws of a party that does everything in its power to screw them over to give the rich more money and they celebrate it thanks to taking all their information from scammers.

Meanwhile, you expect us to ignore everybody else, and severely abuse people of color even more to pander to this dying group. You can take that idea and shove it directly up your rear end for pretending that matters were so simple.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:22

Kenlon: Jun 27, 2003; Digitus Impudicus

Jesus gently caress, this was not supposed to happen.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

MODS CURE JOKES: Nov 11, 2009; OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

Today is an auspicious day in history.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president

New York Times has Trump at an 80% chance to win.

I think its ok to panic now

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

LeisureSuit Canary: Dec 27, 2012

This is exciting. Having a shot at victory but also defeat looming is amping up the tension. Thrilling night.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:21

Taco Duck: Feb 18, 2011

What's up in Michigan?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:22

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

i honestly don't see how Hillary wins this

if she loses Michigan that's it, that's the election, that's all folks, and if minority turnout is down nationwide it's down in Detroit

gently caress everything

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:22

breaklaw: May 12, 2008

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

bingo

we're still two hours out from when they called it for obama last time

He was winning in the electoral vote by now and basically the whole time. He had several swing states put away by 10:30.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:22

Bolton Hairy-Bore: Jul 31, 2013

i wanna riot rn

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:22

f#a#: Sep 6, 2004; I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

hey y'all i am getting high now, gonna ride out this storm

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:22

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Hey remember when we were talking about a blue Texas, Arizona and Georgia? Those were good times.

Well fuckers, I did my part in PA and Trump's not winning here. My hands are clean.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:22

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

The Democrats are somehow the worst political party in the United States.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:22

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

breaklaw posted:

What The gently caress is this supposed to mean? The Clinton team is arzying?!!

It was two hours ago so no

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:22

McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

so can we arzy yet?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:23

Okonner: Dec 11, 2008; by exmarx

Arzying is still arzying. The firewall will hold.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:23

meanolmrcloud: Apr 5, 2004; rock out with your stock out

Lol was bill Mitchell right all along?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:23

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuHJvWxm11Y

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:23

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I'm scared and sad, friends.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:23

Old Story: Jun 2, 2006; Oven Wrangler

ElPez posted:

Another successful goon project.

lol yeah

Electoral colleges work the same way

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:23

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

Okonner posted:

Arzying is still arzying. The firewall will hold.

IT'S FALLING RIGHT NOW, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??????

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:23

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Hasn't been officially called yet, but I'm pretty drat sure the VT gubernatorial race is lost.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:23

Tardcore: Jan 24, 2011; Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

poo poo post

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:22

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

jesus christ if clinton wins (inshallah) i hope to christ she doesnt run again in 2020 because any non-sex offender would kick her rear end.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:22

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

its astounding how many americans are excited to elect a racist misogynist bigot because they havent given goldman sachs a speech or whatever

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:23

JoeBangles: Mar 23, 2005; Parlez-vous grenouille ?

FourLeaf posted:

canada's like the only western country left that's not totally hosed

I'll be damned if I move to the tundra. Would rather keep the nice weather with the lovely politics.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:23

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015; Can't post for 35 hours!

God loving drat it what is happening

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:23

Cyron: Mar 10, 2014; by zen death robot

Geostomp posted:

You know what? gently caress that.

We have seen time and again that not only do the Republicans not consist of just poor white people, but that said groups support the same policies that usually keep them in eternal poverty. When outreach is made, it goes nowhere because rural whites will not accept anything less than giving them all the money while excluding everyone else. This is not some issue of snobby elites ignoring poor, innocent white men. It's that this group is in the claws of a party that does everything in its power to screw them over to give the rich more money and they celebrate it thanks to taking all their information from scammers.

Meanwhile, you expect us to ignore everybody else, and severely abuse people of color even more to pander to this dying group. You can take that idea and shove it directly up your rear end for pretending that matters were so simple.

nice meltdown.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:23