TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

"waaaah i'm freaking out guys trump is gonna win :sadfan:

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"hillary can't lose im barfing right now! :sadfan:

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"guys im doing it im going to kill myself by throwing myself off the capital building :sadfan:

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eat it cucks hillbitch is going down

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# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:31

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 17:16

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Quidam Viator posted:

THE WINNER OF THIS ELECTION IS INCONSEQUENTIAL.

ONLY THE FACT THAT RATIONALITY NO LONGER HAS POWER, AND THAT TRUMP CAN COME CLOSE TO WINNING MUST DOMINATE YOUR THOUGHTS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

THIS WAS NO BLOWOUT.

THIS WAS THE END OF YOUR COMPLACENCY.

NONE OF THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE "IN PLAY". WHEN YOU REJECTED ME, YOU WERE WRONG.

I SAID THAT COLLAPSE AND CHAOS WOULD ACCELERATE. YOU REFUSED TO LISTEN.

I WILL BE GONE SOON. ONLY MY MESSAGE WILL REMAIN.

THINK.

THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU REFUSED TO LISTEN TO.

hmm. there's got to be some way to parse this po---

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:32

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

This is absolutely insane lmao this complete dumpster is going to lose the popular vote, run the worst campaign of all time, break his party in half, and come away with all 3 branches of govt and the supreme court

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:31

Goatse James Bond: Mar 28, 2010; If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

FistEnergy posted:

Gotta turn my keys over to Night Crew now...don't worry friendos, it'll be fine either way as long as you're white and male and straight

Yes, yes, close enough. :toot:

If I'm guarding the gulag and someone asks if I have stairs in my house, they'll get an extra half-cup of corn gruel.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:32

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjdog5tErS4

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:32

JHomer722: Jul 30, 2006; And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

Guys guys guys
:derp:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:31

Malachy: Dec 20, 2013

harry ried is the hero we deserve

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:31

mango sentinel: Jan 5, 2001; by sebmojo

meanolmrcloud posted:

Lol was bill Mitchell right all along?

No. I refuse to believe we live in that reality.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:32

Terror Sweat: Mar 15, 2009

Megasabin posted:

I can't tell who is trolling or not. Can anyone please explain what actually needs to happen in the remaining states for each candidate?

what needs to happen is you need to realize hillary is going to lose.

never EVER EVER think that the DNC are competent

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:32

Paul Revere 3000: Dec 8, 2007; So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'

I've never been more ashamed of this country.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

americong: May 29, 2013

Schnorkles posted:

Michigan is really not looking good. Cohn's forecast is a little too certain, but the numbers just arent there in Detroit.

yikes

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

its over

trump won

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

Kilmers Elbow posted:

remy always cheers me up

the market is now down 700 this is phenomenal

also everything we know is wrong, cats and dogs are living together

even if hillary wins she's the worst candidate in history its so phenomenal

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

If any of u shook ones wanna join my satanic cult OK but u gotta dehumanize

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

Quidam Viator: Jan 24, 2001; ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

I don't know who you are but your shtick is tiresome.

I have been here for 17 years.

I predicted this in 2004.

This is not schtick; this is the line I have held against Obdicut, Fishmech, and the rest of the shitposters.

I am toxxed for a Trump win. I do not care who wins.

What matters is that your surety about "staying the course" was wrong. This close election ensures long-term chaos and collapse. That is all I have ever predicted.

DEATH TO AMERICA: 2016

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Schnorkles posted:

Michigan is really not looking good. Cohn's forecast is a little too certain, but the numbers just arent there in Detroit.

I'm sorry to say this Schnorkles but, we're hosed.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

Cao Ni Ma: May 25, 2010

loving michigan

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

FistEnergy posted:

Gotta turn my keys over to Night Crew now...don't worry friendos, it'll be fine either way as long as you're white and male and straight

What if you have a large nose and suspiciously Jewish last name? asking for a friend

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

belt: May 12, 2001; by Nyc_Tattoo

Straight white male reporting in. Sucks to be everyone else right now.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

Hypha: Sep 13, 2008

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

If Hil wins, ban this whole thread including me.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:32

SirJohnnyMcDonald: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx

i remain and will always be antifa

i feel bad for u poor yank bastards

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:32

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

It's been an honor posting here with you gentlemen.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

Teikanmi posted:

I believe that it's time to start considering amnesty for the Clinton Toxx thread mods

I'll take a ban if it means Clinton wins.

Do you hear me God?

This is me bargaining.

Help us.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:32

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Real sad for you and real mad at you USA

Strap in.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

"Firewall" states

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

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# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Upshot gives Trump an 86% chance now. Entire rust belt defecting hard. History will remember our failures today.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqWDg9KCGpI

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

Geostomp: Oct 22, 2008; Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

euphronius posted:

its over

trump won

I'm going to be sick.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:34

Goatse James Bond: Mar 28, 2010; If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

You know, it's remarkable how many posters I've never seen before / haven't seen in USPOL or this thread for ages are suddenly here posting gently caress YEAH MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:34

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

This election has validated my long-held stance that Twitter is destroying this country.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:34

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

guess i'll have to rebuy my account

because i'm not missing the next 4 years

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:34

Blurred: Aug 26, 2004; WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

Yeah, it's over. She needs to win all of MI, WI, PA, NH and NV and that's not looking good.

Goodnight goons.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:34

Northjayhawk: Mar 8, 2008; by exmarx

If this doesn't turn around, the supreme loving court will be conservative for another generation

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Count Freebasie posted:

If Trump wins, I guarantee there will be riots and burnings tomorrow.

Mark my words.

Also if he ~~loses~~ gets cheated out of victory by the rigged system.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

Quidam Viator: Jan 24, 2001; ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

nachos posted:

This is absolutely insane lmao this complete dumpster is going to lose the popular vote, run the worst campaign of all time, break his party in half, and come away with all 3 branches of govt and the supreme court

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:34

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

god I just wish it was anyone but trump

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

ElPez posted:

If Boosted posted a pic of himself wearing the hat right now, that would be perfect. Followed by the closing of the thread, and the deletion of the forum.

lol

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:34

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Nate less shook than yall rn. I ain't worried about 270, I'm worried about how close the final total will be

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:34

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 17:16

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

exquisite tea posted:

I'm sorry to say this Schnorkles but, we're hosed.

its not 100%, but i think i am going to go hide

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:33

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