TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

NYT says 91% Trump, but FiveThirtyEight says 52% Clinton.

NYT updates with incoming results. 538 updates when states get called

When florida gets called 538 will change a lot

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Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

Huh turns out neoliberalism doesn't work after all

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:45

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

greatn posted:

I haven't really seen any details analysis on Michigan because I don't think most media outlets were ready to cover it, but does anyone have a sense of when Clinton should start gaining ground there?

When they start counting Detroit lol

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:44

gregday: May 23, 2003

crazy cloud posted:

lol no way hahahahahaha

NYT 93% Trump now.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:44

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Can we please just make sure the Obamas are properly evacuated?
They deserve better than this

They can live out their lives in one of those nice Scandinavian countries

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:45

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

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Hamelekim: Feb 25, 2006; And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?; Ramrod XTreme

Man, if Trump really wins I wonder if he will use his fascist books to implement a dictatorship. The right wing obviously is willing to go along with anything the party does, so....

Also this.

https://twitter.com/Max_Fisher/status/796196352468353024

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:46

Farchanter: Jun 15, 2008

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

NYT says 91% Trump, but FiveThirtyEight says 52% Clinton.

it's almost poetic that at the end of this we're counting on FiveThirtyEight.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:46

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Quidam Viator posted:

You are all shook.

Shook as gently caress.

If you intend for your values and ideas to prevail in the future, you will learn humility and seriousness, and hard work from this lesson.

Or you could choose to cling to your pride, and play the victim. Do that, and it's all over. Time to abandon your loving superficial irony and realize this is a real game you are playing.

Even if Hillary squeaks out a win, or dominates Trump, this moment is your true lesson.

I do not care, except that you LEARN.

I AM A TEACHER, AND I CARE THAT YOU LEARN FROM YOUR CARELESSNESS.

Heed me.

humility is a good lesson. unfortunately it means this nation is doomed

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Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

something something electability

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:45

Confounding Factor: Jul 4, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Gary Johnson with 2.3 million votes so far, jfc

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:45

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

C-Euro posted:

Hillary gaining ground in WI and MI?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:45

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fox calling nc for trump

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:46

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

NYT saying trump is 93% chance to win with 300+ EV

http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president

embrace beeeeeg

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:45

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

honestly, seeing clintonites eating humble pie is the only upshot of this election

but this is going to have a global effect, and it won't be pretty

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:46

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Please save us Detroit.

Please.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:46

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Bolton Hairy-Bore posted:

full antifa communism now

Well, looks like you're getting a wall at least.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:45

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

never trust a white person ever

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:45

Starsfan: Sep 29, 2007; This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

can we get a model in here that predicts the likelihood of this loss being blamed on Bernie Sanders by the Democratic establishment?

"If only everyone jumped onboard with Hillary right off the bat and she was able to run uncontested!"

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:46

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

If everything falls as it stands now, it's all coming down to loving Nevada. just lol

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:46

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Fox just called NC for Trump...its starting to be real.

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Cool Bear: Sep 2, 2012

You motherfuckers didnt vote for bernie

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:45

Kenlon: Jun 27, 2003; Digitus Impudicus

I cannot believe we are electing a fascist. What the poo poo, America? We are supposed to be better than this!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:46

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Jazerus posted:

i'll admit it folks

my sippy cup floweth over

et tu jazerus

et tu man

shut the gently caress up and get in here already http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

:chloe:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:46

breaklaw: May 12, 2008

CNN literally sounds like the BBC during Brexit. By sounds I mean the tones of voice and inflections they are using when they speak. This is really loving with me right now.

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Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

And I wanted to go to sleep early.

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Distant Chicken: Aug 15, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

what the gently caress

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

axeil posted:

Please save us Detroit.

Please.

Detroit can literally cover her entire gap currently

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:47

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Bolton Hairy-Bore posted:

full antifa communism now

I'm preparing the molotovs as we speak

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:46

Cyron: Mar 10, 2014; by zen death robot

Old Story posted:

I'm lolling and lolling here

You were all so so sure. Lastgirl probating people for acknowledging the growing Trump zeitgeist, any discussion of polling numbers dismissed as arzying, laughing at Bill Mitchell as the dude dismissing the evidence

i voted for sanders, hillerly is not likable as goons want to think.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:47