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U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




I can't believe we're actually doing this

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Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003
Trump's MI lead is down to 47k votes, with 50% of Wayne county left. It's basically all on Wayne county to save the nation.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Jastiger posted:

Jesus loving christ. My country. My loving country. How can i explain to my son and daughter that a literal fascist ran and wasnt immediately run out on a rail but actually may win the presidency.

This is not ok.

Because Hillary Clinton was his opponent. Thats how you explain it to them

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Meaty Ore posted:

Non-U.S. posters: How soon can we apply for refugee status?

Well if you ain't coming to protect us from the russians you can go gently caress yourself, cause there won't be anywhere left to flee to :allbuttons:

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Can we survive 2 years of full republican control?

Quinton
Apr 25, 2004

I'd like to offer a big round of thanks to the "journalists" in this country for their dedication to false equivalency, their unending balancing of fact with bullshit, providing endless airtime for unchecked spew of vile liars, and so on. Good job. Well done. I hope you assholes enjoy living under the "fix the crooked media" laws in Trumpistan.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
I'm trying to picture the leader of a major foreign country trying to have a serious discussion with Trump about international policy and my brain just keeps getting an error message.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Chief McHeath posted:

So what happens if Trump wins and then gets sentenced to 20 years for kiddie rape? Pence I guess?

theoretically he could be impeached. Would require congress to act. Could in theory happen as the result of the Trump University stuff too.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
538 still has Hillary above Trump.

Man, how were polls so bad

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

clinton has a path to victory, but it's a small path

that isn't unskewing the polls or anything, the chance exists

Trustworthy
Dec 28, 2004

with catte-like thread
upon our prey we steal
Yesterday I was feeling bad for Janet Reno's unfortunate timing; turns out she punked us all.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Does this mean Saturday Night Live has to hire Alec Baldwin for his Trump impression?

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Totally saw this coming white people are trash duh
Have you not been following the last 200 years of history
A.) white people are trash
b.) don't. ever. depend. on. white. leftists.

Hey don't look at me I'm not being raaaacist I'm commenting on a CULTURE

Also I may be super high cannot confirm or deny

What the hell is this? Shameful stuff from Hillary supporters

Hand Row
May 28, 2001

SirPablo posted:

This is bad for Clinton in WI too, she lost it.

Feingold was polling way worse than Clinton

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

negromancer posted:

It's gonna be loving foretelling if the "business" candidate wins and the loving stock market tanks 2,000 points.

Because actual business people know Trump is a massive fuckup and know he's going to ruin every gain since 2008.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Gridlocked posted:

Ok so we're hosed right?

President Trump surges ahead.

President elect*

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
Dow futures were down 690 points on the night of 9/11. They're down 750 right now. Trump is literally worse than 9/11 as of right now.

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
guys: i really think trump is going to win

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

oh my god. it's setting in.

trump really is the modern andrew jackson.

Obfuscation
Jan 1, 2008
Good luck to you, I know you believe in hell
Congratulations America, it's well documented that your next president has a large penis. Also he knows how to do the standard retard!

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax
https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/796198315582955520

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
No matter who wins, get ready to hear the word mandate for the next few months.

If Trump wins: Oh the people obviously gave him a mandate to motorboat the poo poo outta lady liberty.

If Clinton wins: Oh the people gave congress and the senate a mandate to oppose everything she does, I guess 5 supreme court justices is the right number....until 2020

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
It's alway entertaining to watch Democrats vow to leave the country when a Republican wins an election. Now they're threatening suicide. This is way better.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
How much can the media be blamed on this? 0%?

https://twitter.com/pzf/status/796196908381405185

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Loving Life Partner posted:

Trump's MI lead is down to 47k votes, with 50% of Wayne county left. It's basically all on Wayne county to save the nation.

hahahahahahaha

LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".
Hey guys remember like eight hours ago when we were laughing at morons on reddit posting how they were enraged they couldn't vote for Trump because they never registered?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2n_-jwPUHQ

slev
Apr 6, 2009

When trump is elected will there be a new version of the apprentice

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Trabisnikof posted:

Can we survive 2 years of full republican control?

Lol corncob

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Haha, look at all those Republicans destroying their careers by endorsing trump, we said

GoingPostal
Jun 1, 2015


I love Derek Smart
U love Derek Smart
If we didn't love Derek Smart, we'd be lame
So. What's the forecast. Are we doomed?

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the best part about this is, just like brexit, it prooves millenials are meaningless and they're not as important or numerous as they think they are

enjoy your ride kids. you have to work just like the rest of us

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
Okay see there we go - AP says Trump wins Florida. An actual, concrete fact, and a bad one at that.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Trabisnikof posted:

Can we survive 2 years of full republican control?

Obviously not

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Trabisnikof posted:

Can we survive 2 years of full republican control?

They will have it for 4 at least, although I guess we could all die in a nuclear holocaust within 2.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Loving Life Partner posted:

Trump's MI lead is down to 47k votes, with 50% of Wayne county left. It's basically all on Wayne county to save the nation.

lol

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Hand Row posted:

Feingold was polling way worse than Clinton

Do polls seriously look like they matter right now?

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

GoingPostal posted:

So. What's the forecast. Are we doomed?

looking more and more likely, unfortunately

CodeJanitor
Mar 30, 2005
I still can't think of anything to say.
Reminder that the best part hasn't yet started.

Trump has a hitlist and is planning on exploiting the DoJ and IRS to go after *EVERYONE* that has attacked him.

Max Awfuls
Sep 10, 2011

Let us English posted:

So what countries are electing left-wing people? Spain? Or did they go fascist this year too. Trying to decide where to move, it's gotta be a place with liberal government and legal weed so... Netherlands, Spain, Uruguay?

Spain had two elections with no clear winner and had to make do with a placeholder center right government. Portugal was in a similar situation, but all the leftist parties joined up and created a socialist lead government, plus all drugs are legal to consume.

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Mendrian
Jan 6, 2013

Like seriously anyone looking at this election and saying it's 'about the issues' or that the president doesn't matter, you're loving delusional, you're a lunatic. The culture wars are real. There are women and PoC who deal with poo poo every day whose enemies are being validated by this election. Sexism and racism are the loving issues you asshats.

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