TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

hey democrats maybe learn how to send email next election cycle

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:02

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# ? May 16, 2024 16:06

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Humidora posted:

lmao

no, I just don't believe every single one of the millions of his votes straight up want to bring back lynching and killing gays

like trust me I've experienced that nasty, racist, homophobic hatred first hand , I just refuse to believe the entirety of rural america are secret super racists and that actually working to educate the ones who aren't lost causes is a good thing

I don't know why there's so much backlash against wanting to educate people to be more tolerant, hth

how do you educate them? they live in areas where they may never even meet a minority and now distrust of the mainstream media means they can retreat to similar echo chambers of hatred and bigotry

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:03

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

ohfuck

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:03

Sinistral: Jan 2, 2013

Cubey posted:

i am legit more mad about giuliani as ag than trump as president

gently caress rudy giuliani

This is true, but I will take the smallest of pleasures knowing Christie got screwed. He threw his career away getting Trump elected and he still gets poo poo.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:03

Bast Relief: Feb 21, 2006; by exmarx

Idiot Kicker posted:

I am a hotel (assistant) manager. I have seen a dull on cultural shift since about August.

I'm sorry. People already don't behave in hotels.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:02

soupbone sal: Oct 29, 2016

Nonsense posted:

Somewhere Jeb is tucked into bed, smiling.

Are you sure? Where do you get this idea? .

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:03

klapman: Aug 27, 2012; this char is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSS0tsCTCJg

Podesta on stage

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:04

Clipperton: Dec 20, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Elephant Ambush posted:

Seriously.

I grew up in a lovely rural town and those people don't WANT to be informed. They WANT to believe comfortable lies over unpleasant truths. They don't WANT to educate themselves. They don't WANT help from liberals or conservatives or anyone. As someone else in the thread said, there are rural cancer survivors that only survived because of insurance and/or federal help but still hate our health care system because they're ashamed that they needed help and that they're not really the Randian ubermensch they want to be. They're also literal undeveloped children who are happy to vote for less for themselves as long as other people have even less.

The worst part? They're PROUD of all this. They're PROUD to remain willfully ignorant. They whine and cry about how nobody listens to them and yet they never listen to anyone else. Intelligent people have been telling them to stop voting against their own interests for LITERALLY GENERATIONS and they just stick their fingers in their ears and bury their heads in the sand and scream "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

And I know this because I was raised to be that way too. And hey check it out I educated myself and grew the gently caress up like a mature, well-adjusted adult and these stubbornly racists bumfucks can get hosed. Every single one of them. They don't want to change. They don't want help. They just want all the women and minorities under their heels again because they honestly (and stupidly) believe that America will be Great Again.

Being nice to them will never change their minds. Trying to appeal to their economic needs will never change their minds. They just want the country to be white again.

gently caress. Them.

educating people is too haaaaaaard, i just wanna give uuuuuuuup

you sound like my 4 year old niece

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:03

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

slave to my cravings posted:

hey democrats maybe learn how to send email next election cycle

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:03

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Clinton is not conceding

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:04

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

GobiasIndustries posted:

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/796243185739632640

It's a story of neglecting making them policy offers to keep them in the Obama-cum-Hillary coalition.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:04

skipdogg: Nov 29, 2004; Resident SRT-4 Expert

GobiasIndustries posted:

Dems ain't controlling poo poo until the party gets extremely racist.

Or until the demographics of the country change, which should be about 2030 or so.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:04

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

Nonsense posted:

Absolutely unheard of. What is Clinton thinking?

Probably doesn't want anyone to see her cry.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:03

ThndrShk2k: Nov 3, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo; Bread Liar

Lord of Pie posted:

A plaintive wail can be heard from backstage at the Hillary watch party

Berniebroooooossss~

Yudo posted:

Chris mathews just admitted that Bernie would have cleaned trump's clock lol gently caress everyone

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:04

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

soupbone sal posted:

Are you sure? Where do you get this idea? .

He's been drugged heavily.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:03

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

Main Paineframe posted:

there isn't really much that can be done to help him, short of poo poo he'll reject and that won't make much difference anyway, like career training

the reason trump won that demo was because he was willing and able to convincingly lie to them and told them there were easy solutions to all their problems

Yeah this

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:03

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Humidora posted:

lmao

no, I just don't believe every single one of the millions of his votes straight up want to bring back lynching and killing gays

like trust me I've experienced that nasty, racist, homophobic hatred first hand , I just refuse to believe the entirety of rural america are secret super racists and that actually working to educate the ones who aren't lost causes is a good thing

I don't know why there's so much backlash against wanting to educate people to be more tolerant, hth

its not super secret tho

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:03

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Podesta to take the fall on the dagger

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:04

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/Daroff/status/796245910216908800

delete ur account podesta

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:03

Strom Thermos: Sep 18, 2004

This is shameful

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:04

Nairbo: Jan 2, 2005

gently caress you DNC you hosed up so bad.

This lovely loving garbage candidate can't even concede herself?

Jesus gently caress.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:04

A Fancy 400 lbs: Jul 24, 2008

Nonsense posted:

Absolutely unheard of. What is Clinton thinking?

Probably "I don't want to be shot or lynched".

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:04

meat CRime: Jun 12, 2010; ham, turkey, roast beef, cold cuts, North Carolina, vienna sausage; Grimey Drawer

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:03

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/Daroff/status/796245910216908800

They're going to contest it, aren't they? They're going to demand recounts, aren't they?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:03

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

haha she's not coming out

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:04

Oil of Paris: Feb 13, 2004; 100% DIRTY; Nap Ghost

gregday posted:

What if

After all this

It's Hillary who cries foul and refuses to concede

Greetings

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:04

Slow Graffiti: Feb 1, 2003; Born of Frustration

Nietzschean posted:

will boosted wear the hat

His wife won't let him. The neighbors, ya know?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:04

ATP_Power: Jun 12, 2010; This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.

So it turns out that Hillary isn't going to be conceding tonight? How the tables have turned.

Delivered by John Podesta what the gently caress Hillary campaign.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:04

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Hillary Clinton campaign continues to be a disaster I see.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:04

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

No concession :stare:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:05

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

Godinster posted:

gently caress you DNC you hosed up so bad.

This lovely loving garbage candidate can't even concede herself?

Jesus gently caress.

lmao

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:04

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