TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

It's funny but not even a little bit funny

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:39

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 00:50

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

mormonpartyboat posted:

pictured: a clinton supporter and his trump supporting lover

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:39

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

mormonpartyboat posted:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:39

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

im dead

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:39

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

Niton posted:

I'm actually interested in this too, now that i've calmed down.

Donald Trump is, as far as anyone knows, a socially liberal (yet horribly racist, sexist, etc) person at whatever tiny little core his character actually has. Combine that with the current republican mandate and, who knows? Maybe something good can actually come out of this after all

i legit think he will be a completely unremarkable president despite being a totally fuckin awful human being :shrug:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:39

Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

smdh at anyone who didn't come into this forum and realize that hillary was destined to lose when most of the people here with the gall to call themselves "progressive" don't actually give a gently caress about anyone who isn't like them

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:40

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/796255476623245312

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:40

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Malloc Voidstar posted:

bring back lf

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:40

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

CNN reporting Hillary conceded

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:39

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/796253849497571328

hail

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:40

Niton: Oct 21, 2010; Your Lord and Savior has finally arrived!

..got any kibble?

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

Do you honestly think anyone around him will let something that benefits anyone other than the plutocracy happen?

I think Donald Trump is a vein of purestrain emotion in a way that makes Joe Biden look like a fuckin beefeater. He had to be physically removed from his phone to keep his mouth shut, and I don't actually think anyone can control him if he wants something

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:40

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Niton posted:

I'm actually interested in this too, now that i've calmed down.

Donald Trump is, as far as anyone knows, a socially liberal (yet horribly racist, sexist, etc) person at whatever tiny little core his character actually has. Combine that with the current republican mandate and, who knows? Maybe something good can actually come out of this after all

He is also vindictive, so he will punish those who opposed him. Liberals, gays, etc. will be waterboarded in the same prison Hillary is in.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:40

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

JT Jag posted:

i mean

I don't want to be a hypocrite but numbers like this are the sort of baffling that my lizard brain just jumps to asking if they're fraudulent

The FYGM approach makes it completely believable

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:41

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

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# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:41

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

Karl Sharks posted:

how the legit gently caress

well you see, one had Barack Obama, and the other had Hillary Clinton....the rest, as you say, is history

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:41

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:41

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

ErIog posted:

I know there's a bunch of woke liberal leftists all super pissy Bernie didn't lose to Donald Trump instead, but she was one of the most qualified nominees to have ever run for the office and she's likely to have won the popular vote.

You still elected Trump

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:41

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/KellyO/status/796255033306337282

This is especially loving retarded after the Podesta thing. Waiting was dumb but you can't backtrack once you send him out there.

It just makes you look like you couldn't muster up the courage to deliver the speech and pretty much justifies everything the opposition has been saying.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:41

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

https://twitter.com/SerenaMarsh/status/796228964679385089

White people still the worst but minorities not great either.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:40

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

mormonpartyboat posted:

it's true

it's really true

the universe is an absurd and uncaring place

grab 'em by the pussy

build the wall

bringing rapists and drugs

muslim registration list

punish women who gently caress out of wedlock

hey what the hell also I'll pick a fight with The Pope

WRONG

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG

I know you're a puppet of Russia but what am I

NUH UH!

I know better than any Army General

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:40

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Niton posted:

I'm actually interested in this too, now that i've calmed down.

Donald Trump is, as far as anyone knows, a socially liberal (yet horribly racist, sexist, etc) person at whatever tiny little core his character actually has. Combine that with the current republican mandate and, who knows? Maybe something good can actually come out of this after all

We'll see if that carries through after this campaign. If he governs well I'll be happy but I just don't think the little feller has it in him.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:40

soupbone sal: Oct 29, 2016

rear end cobra posted:

It's funny but not even a little bit funny

I'm laughing.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:41

El Hefe: Oct 31, 2006; You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

The United States is the most entertaining country on Earth

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:41

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Which hat would improve my chance of survival, a Make America Great Again or I'm One Of The Good Ones

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:43

squirrelzipper: Nov 2, 2011

Ok so I assume the trump toxxers aren't getting perma'd then?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:42

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/796256599862034432

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:42

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

team overhead smash posted:

https://twitter.com/SerenaMarsh/status/796228964679385089

White people still the worst but minorities not great either.

but bernie cant win minorities so obviously hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:42

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/795800777033912320

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:43

soupbone sal: Oct 29, 2016

I voted Trump and I am as shocked as anyone. Where the gently caress are we? As in the universe of things? Hahaha

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:43

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

soupbone sal posted:

I'm laughing.

same but I can't stop and there are tears please help

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:42

Modus Pwnens: Dec 29, 2004

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

Which hat would improve my chance of survival, a Make America Great Again or I'm One Of The Good Ones

Are you white while you're wearing either?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:43

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

I was right the first time, nihilism is the correct philosophy. I've been a fool all along.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:42

Crows Turn Off: Jan 7, 2008

With a Republican Congress, Republican Presidency, and soon a Republican SCOTUS for a generation, all of the horrible poo poo they talk about will become law.

20 million will lose health insurance.
Goodbye EPA and any environmental progress over the last 8 years.
No more Department of Education or functional public schools.
All those legal marijuana laws you love are gone.
Minimum wage or workers rights? What are those?
The list is endless.

We're proper hosed.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:42

Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

Our very own burlusconi

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:43

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Oh gently caress I forgot that we can look forward to more Abu Ghraib's, this time approved by the administration. :toot:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:43

Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

Homeless Friend posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/795800777033912320

what's the status of people's credit cards

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:43

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgflCE7zRpc

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:44

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

team overhead smash posted:

https://twitter.com/SerenaMarsh/status/796228964679385089

White people still the worst but minorities not great either.

Jfc, how do you LOSE vote share with Hispanics against Donald "The Wall" "and some of the, I assume, are good people" Trump.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:43

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

I wonder what "the red hats" will mean in the history books

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:44

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Ohtsam: Feb 5, 2010; Not this shit again.

RIP the US of A

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:44

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