TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Decius: Oct 14, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

BeOSPOS posted:

So when are those compromat oppo vids gonna drop?

As soon as Trump doesn't obey Putin.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:55

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# ? May 24, 2024 03:54

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Decius posted:

You gamble, like the GOP gambled on it. Democrats gambled that they might get someone more liberal or at least Garland as compromise, GOP gambled that they can block for four years more or in the case of a win get everything they want. Not really the hot take you make it out to be.

There's no gamble for them at all. They just give up nothing in the name of governance and don't ever get punished for it.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:55

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Vanderdeath posted:

I'm in the same boat. I was in loving rough shape for four years until I was able to get back on insurance. Now I have literal loving torturous pain to look forward to.

I genuinely had trouble driving or getting my wallet out of my pocket with my hands so hosed up.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:55

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

exquisite tea posted:

I have to know how all the polls and early indicators missed the enthusiasm gap for Clinton by such a wide margin. It's unprecendented really, she did significantly worse than Kerry with a far more favorable EV map and demographics.

Her bitch face was just too much to overcome. Bitch face + emails is way worse than moron + racist + misogynist + narcissist + oompaloompa.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:56

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Man, if I'm snowden right now I would be getting the gently caress out of dodge because the first thing Putin will do is hand him back.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:57

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Kazak_Hstan posted:

Sounds like a recipe for rogue (and conflicting) agenda-setting throughout his administration.

I think Trump will just rubber stamp whatever piece of poo poo legislation the GOP puts out because he doesn't care about policy or anything beyond the power of the presidency. The prospect of him leading our country will be, in no uncertain terms, an unmitigated disaster. Like, basical municipal services will begin to break down. It's gonna be bad, and I wish I was hyperbolizing here, but I ain't.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:57

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:

Which is hilarious considering how many of them were chest thumping about people on opposing sides toxxing.

Guess they can't take what they dish out.

Clinton Democrats

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:56

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

I can't believe I woke up in a world where Trump got elected.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:57

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

FabioClone posted:

trump is actually... president?

There's still time for Obama to burn the declaration of independence and return the 13 colonies to the British crown.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:57

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

exquisite tea posted:

I think Trump will just rubber stamp whatever piece of poo poo legislation the GOP puts out because he doesn't care about policy or anything beyond the power of the presidency. The prospect of him leading our country will be, in no uncertain terms, an unmitigated disaster. Like, basical municipal services will begin to break down. It's gonna be bad, and I wish I was hyperbolizing here, but I ain't.

At least the last totally unqualified GOP disaster led to Obama's 2008 wave. Maybe this one will too.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:58

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

FabioClone posted:

trump is actually... president?

we're doin this we,re actually going yo fo thiszf

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:58

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Nenonen posted:

There's still time for Obama to burn the declaration of independence and return the 13 colonies to the British crown.

Ehhh

No thanks. I'll take trump

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:58

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Question: Will Trump TV happen now? I mean, he may have lost interest in running a loss-making internet stream now he has CONTROL OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST MILITARY FORCE IN HISTORY.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:57

Phobophilia: Apr 26, 2008; by Hand Knit

BeOSPOS posted:

So when are those compromat oppo vids gonna drop?

putin isnt going to throw away his leverage yo

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:57

Fututor Magnus: Feb 22, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

exquisite tea posted:

I think Trump will just rubber stamp whatever piece of poo poo legislation the GOP puts out because he doesn't care about policy or anything beyond the power of the presidency. The prospect of him leading our country will be, in no uncertain terms, an unmitigated disaster. Like, basical municipal services will begin to break down. It's gonna be bad, and I wish I was hyperbolizing here, but I ain't.

He'll have his advisors and whatnot so things won't be that hyperbolically bad on the administrative breakdown side of things. Like Bush.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:57

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

Louisgod posted:

Hoping this doesn't net me a six hour probie but their conclusion insinuates that Bernie may have netted better results than Clinton simply based on inspirational messaging alone which in turn could've churned up the female voter base.

God.. dammit

I know you were actually pretty even-handed in the few times you intervened in the primary threads so this isn't aimed at you, but literally every bernie supporter in every primary thread after the first exit polls came out said exactly this

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:57

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/796288071738204161

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:58

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

exquisite tea posted:

I think Trump will just rubber stamp whatever piece of poo poo legislation the GOP puts out because he doesn't care about policy or anything beyond the power of the presidency. The prospect of him leading our country will be, in no uncertain terms, an unmitigated disaster. Like, basical municipal services will begin to break down. It's gonna be bad, and I wish I was hyperbolizing here, but I ain't.

strong agree. i'm dead serious, get into community/backyard gardening and buy some solar panels and a couple hundred gallon water tank. mild preparedness efforts may pay off here

I don't think we'll see disaster but we will see lovely privatization of everything and little hiccups everywhere.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:58

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I just woke up and my first thought was what the hell do the NRA and right wing media do now? You can only gloat for so long

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:59

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

WampaLord posted:

I can't believe I woke up in a world where Trump got elected.

You were really rude to me all the time for expressing the slightest hint of doubt about Clinton's chances, and I could be angry about that, but what does it matter. We're all hosed.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:58

Nix Panicus: Feb 25, 2007

frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:

Which is hilarious considering how many of them were chest thumping about people on opposing sides toxxing.

Guess they can't take what they dish out.

Eh. ZDR gave them all a chance to renouce Trump and exchange their ban for a 72 hour probation. Making the Clintonistas actually cough up :10bux:

to charity or whatever seems like a good compromise. Let em up easy, as Lincoln said.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:59

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

I'm sure when I wake up tomorrow it's gonna be "Whoops, Russians hacked the election. Turns out Clinton won"

# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:00

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

So I don't get it, wasn't turnout in general much higher than 2012 or was turnout for early voting what shattered records? Popular vote insinuates roughly same turnout as in 2012.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:59

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

nachos posted:

I just woke up and my first thought was what the hell do the NRA and right wing media do now? You can only gloat for so long

They have to Govern

Lol

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:59

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

McAlister posted:

Well my perma ban will kick in soon so I just want to say gently caress Bernie Sanders on my way out.

gently caress Bernie Sanders. gently caress his low life dirty attacks on Clinton's character.

I blame this entirely on him and the lies that endlessly spewed from his campaign emails and surrogates. All the ridiculous poo poo you guys dismissed as "just Reddit"? That poo poo wasn't just Reddit. Or just bros. It was talking points straight from Bernie to everyone subscribed to his emails. Bernie was the king bro.

A man is defined not by his best or worst moments but by the sum total of his life. A woman, however, is defined by the nastiest thing someone you like said about them. Regardless of its truth. And Bernie said a lot of really nasty untrue things from a position of popularity on the left.

He's a nuclear hating, science denying, fake medicine pushing, narcissistic loon only a very small step better than stein. And he isn't even one that gets good things done. Clinton negotiated SCHIP for heavens sake. Bernie's Green Mountain Care fell apart under its own stupidity. Clinton secured funds for medical care for 9-11 first responders. Bernie refused to listen or take seriously reports that the VA was inadequate to serve the needs of vets and people died while he dismissed the problems out of hand. Cause in stupid moron ideologue land socialist medical programs are perfect and don't have huge wait times no matter how underfunded.. The man literally championed building a nuclear waste facility on a fault line over a water table in Texas and turned away three members of the impoverished migrant community who lived there after they drove 2000 miles to beg him to stop. Why? Because he doesn't need votes from Texas. Just like Trump, if you don't have something he needs Bernie doesn't have a shred of empathy or respect for you.

Clinton is such an amazing candidate that it took the FBI, the KGB, systemic sexism hampering her turnout, systemic racism driving turnout for Trump, and being back stabbed from the left repeatedly to take her down and she still almost made it. And of those five things the last is the only one that was a conscious choice by a loving jackass who put his own ego above the nation's welfare.

Bernie Sanders can go to hell where he will be burned in an ever burning pyre kindled from printouts of all the slanderous talking points he mailed out in the primary. He's not fit to dry clean Hillary's pantsuits.

And no. He couldn't win. Trump would have kicked his rear end in the debates and made him look like the senile rear end he is. We saw what Trump did to one-stump wonders in the primary with liddle Marco. Ohh did Trump say a mean thing about vets? Bernie killed vets by ignoring their pleas for medical help. Trump promised to completely eliminate taxes for the poorest replacing their current paperwork with an I-Win form. Bernie ran openly on shared sacrifice and raising everyone's taxes. Including the very poor with regressive payroll and sales taxes. How far up Bernie's rear end do you have to be not to realize that's a non-starter? Trump wants to repeal Obamacare? Bernie did too! And Medicaid. And SCHIP. And tricare. And hey very poor person, now you can pay a payroll tax you can't afford to get what you used to get for free under those programs that Bernie stupidly wants to cannibalize. Florida hates how sanders praises Castro and Michigan loves how much better Trump is at yelling and channeling anger. The environmentalist wing of the party would cross lines to vote Trump over Bernie due to his promise to unilaterally use executive authority to shut down the cleanest 20% of our base power grid and zero out the budget for nuclear power research.

Bernie was a loving train wreck and I'm done pretending otherwise.

That's my meltdown. Bye.

lol

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:59

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

Question: Will Trump TV happen now? I mean, he may have lost interest in running a loss-making internet stream now he has CONTROL OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST MILITARY FORCE IN HISTORY.

Trump TV, formerly known as PBS...

# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:00

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

so when factory jobs dont materialize out from the ether as if by magic which ethnic group do you think trump will blame? i need to make travel plans

# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:00

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

ChainsawCharlie posted:

Man, if I'm snowden right now I would be getting the gently caress out of dodge because the first thing Putin will do is hand him back.

meh, he might get a pardon :shrug:

my personal idology on russia has softened because the next motherfucking president of america is okay with russia.

seriously lol at countries near russia
no one here literally could tell u apart from russians anyhow lol byee

# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:00

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

Anyone know how to get back to the prime timeline and off this alt-evil offshoot? I'd settle for the version without the Janet Jackson nip slip if that's all you've got.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:59

Phobophilia: Apr 26, 2008; by Hand Knit

Fututor Magnus posted:

He'll have his advisors and whatnot so things won't be that hyperbolically bad on the administrative breakdown side of things. Like Bush.

the problem with bush was his advisors were incompetent asskissers, and this problem is magnified a thousandfold

# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:00

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

exquisite tea posted:

You were really rude to me all the time for expressing the slightest hint of doubt about Clinton's chances, and I could be angry about that, but what does it matter. We're all hosed.

I was.

You were right.

Nate Silver was right.

loving DILBRO was right.

I don't know who to trust anymore.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:59

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

"Grab her by the pussy" --- American President

# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:01

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

WampaLord posted:

I was.

You were right.

Nate Silver was right.

loving DILBRO was right.

I don't know who to trust anymore.

im always wrong
u can trust that

# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:00

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol

i hadn't seen that lmao

# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:02

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Remember laughing about the Nevada lawsuit

# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:01

Quasimango: Mar 10, 2011; God damn you.

By the way, Clinton just overtook Trump in the popular vote.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:01

Phobophilia: Apr 26, 2008; by Hand Knit

Not a Step posted:

Eh. ZDR gave them all a chance to renouce Trump and exchange their ban for a 72 hour probation. Making the Clintonistas actually cough up to charity or whatever seems like a good compromise. Let em up easy, as Lincoln said.

unless its not trump foundation charity it doesnt count

# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:02

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

Baloogan posted:

"Grab her by the pussy" --- American President

Given that a majority of Americans regarded that as no big deal I guess all I can say is that America will not be progressing, not that it's going backwards.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:02

Fututor Magnus: Feb 22, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Phobophilia posted:

the problem with bush was his advisors were incompetent asskissers, and this problem is magnified a thousandfold

True, and Trump will end up surrounded by stooges from Arlington and Wall Street so I'm expecting poo poo to break apart spectacularly as some hyperbolize. It won't be subtle either, maybe we should expect our next foreign military adventure.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:03

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Phobophilia: Apr 26, 2008; by Hand Knit

trump foundation is only charity legally allowed to exist

# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:02

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