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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
What athlete's hug would comfort you the most right now? For me it would be Dontari Poe

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Chris James 2 posted:

I love and will miss you guys

Final football post before my perma: may all Pats posters feel at least some shame for this for the rest of their lives, and may Brady and Belihick have miserable suffering lives post-football. Everyone else here, stay safe and I hope our paths cross again somehow someday, preferably in more positive times

I salute you and your relentless efforts to equally troll every team while posting on TFF. This is why I don't toxx my fate away to other people's whims.

You can get that perma brought down in C-SPAM, you know that right

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Grittybeard posted:

Give 10 bucks to RAINN and you don't need to be perma'd. Unless you want to be. There's a thread somewhere or other.

Here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3797259

lmao, 84 pages of people toxxed?

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Gynecolojustice posted:

What athlete's hug would comfort you the most right now? For me it would be Dontari Poe

Gronk because he would tell you a cheesy joke while hugging you and it'd be the only time i'd smile today

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

Gynecolojustice posted:

What athlete's hug would comfort you the most right now? For me it would be Dontari Poe

I would definitely go for Big Pappi.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Gynecolojustice posted:

What athlete's hug would comfort you the most right now? For me it would be Dontari Poe

Wilfork

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

So will anyone else be cheering for the Hawks on Sunday? :pray:

Gynecolojustice posted:

What athlete's hug would comfort you the most right now? For me it would be Dontari Poe

Ahh... the sweet release of death as Lenny Poe strokes your head like you're his favorite rabbit...


For my part I would appreciate a hug from Jimena Sanchez: Sports Journalist

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Gynecolojustice posted:

What athlete's hug would comfort you the most right now? For me it would be Dontari Poe

Jared Lorenzen.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Chichevache posted:

So will anyone else be cheering for the Hawks on Sunday? :pray:


Ahh... the sweet release of death as he Lenny Poe strokes your head like you're his favorite rabbit...

Hawks could be the ones to stop a nuclear exchange and I would still probably root for the nuclear apocalypse

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Chris James 2 posted:

I love and will miss you guys

Final football post before my perma: may all Pats posters feel at least some shame for this for the rest of their lives, and may Brady and Belihick have miserable suffering lives post-football. Everyone else here, stay safe and I hope our paths cross again somehow someday, preferably in more positive times

I've changed my mind, the election results were actually good

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Hawks could be the ones to stop a nuclear exchange and I would still probably root for the nuclear apocalypse

Hey, if a nuclear apocalypse happened at least Foxborough would be gone. :shrug:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Bill Belichick is a reprehensible turd


I am shocked!

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
I cant believe this happened





I mean the Colts beat the Packers? Really?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
I hope you're all cheering for Pete Carroll on Sunday. Just remember "White Nationalism can't melt American Dreams!"

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

A.o.D. posted:

At least San Diego did the right thing and shot down Measure C. gently caress you, Spanos.

:smith:

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Gynecolojustice posted:

What athlete's hug would comfort you the most right now? For me it would be Dontari Poe

not a pats/texans fan but I'd love to just snuggle up w/ wilfork

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I'd like to be held by Dontari Poe while Gregg Popovich tells me everything is going to be okay and why it is going to be okay, then us young guys go to the gym together and squat plates while Gregg waits for us in the dry sauna

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
I would like to be hugged by Tom Brady, backwards, and naked, as he whispers gently into my ear the plan for aryan purity.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Gynecolojustice posted:

What athlete's hug would comfort you the most right now?
Aly Raisman

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I wish I was shooting stuff with James Harrison right now.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Ryan Clady to IR. Bet no one saw that coming.

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

A.o.D. posted:

At least San Diego did the right thing and shot down Measure C. gently caress you, Spanos.

So wait, does this mean the Chargers are moving to LA? LOL at the Angelenos getting stuck with 2 lovely games a weekend so they only games they ever see on Sundays are Rams and Chargers. (When I was a kid we'd get stuck with Rams and Raiders. :barf: ). At least up here in the Bay we might get rid of the Raiders so we only will be forced into one horrible game each Sunday.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Chichevache posted:

So will anyone else be cheering for the Hawks on Sunday?

Why the gently caress not

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hey, a distraction. here's the top/bottom 5 from PFF of every position:

Quarterback

Top 5:
1. Tom Brady 96.4
2. Matt Ryan 90.8
3. Andrew Luck 88.9
4. Russell Wilson 87.9
5. Drew Brees 87.8

Bottom 5:
1. Blaine Gabbert 39.1
2. Brock Osweiler 40.1
3. Ryan Fitzpatrick 41.4
4. Colin Kaepernick 42.1
5. Case Keenum 59.9

Runningback

Top 5:
1. Ezekiel Elliot 82.8
2. Jay Ajayi 81.3
3. David Johnson 80.4
4. Melvin Gordon 80.1
5. DeMarco Murray 79.1

Bottom 5:
1. Chris Ivory 47.4
2. Rashad Jennings 50.5
3. Justin Forsett 51.5
4. Jerick McKinnon 52.0
5. Charles Sims 53.8

Fullback

Top 5:
1. Aaron Ripkowski 84.5
2. Kyle Juszczyk 84.0
3. Andy Janovich 83.4
4. Michael Burton 82.9
5. Kevin Smith 79.4

Bottom 5:
1. Derek Watt 35.8
2. Malcolm Johnson 40.9
3. Jalston Fowler 42.3
4. Anthony Sherman 42.6
5. Zach Line 49.8

Wide receiver

Top 5:
1. Julio Jones 91.0
2. A.J. Green 90.3
3. Mike Evans 88.6
4. Doug Baldwin 86.4
5. Cole Beasley 85.4

Bottom 5:
1. Ricardo Louis 47.6
2. Torrey Smith 48.9
3. Andre Johnson 49.3
4. Darrius Heyward-Bey 50.0
5. Jeff Janis 50.1

Tight end

Top 5:
1. Greg Olsen 91.5
2. Rob Gronkowski 91.2
3. Jimmy Graham 86.9
4. Travis Kelce 85.1
5. Martellus Bennett 84.2

Bottom 5:
1. Larry Donnell 40.1
2. Jermaine Gresham 42.0
3. Luke STocker 42.9
4. Jesse James 44.7
5. Kellen Davis 45.0

Offensive tackle

Top 5:
1. Trent Williams 91.5
2. Andrew Whitworth 89.9
3. Tyron Smith 89.5
4. Taylor Lewan 88.3
5. Joe Thomas 88.2

Bottom 5:
1. T.J. Clemmings 26.6
2. Donald Stephenson 30.8
3. Garry Gilliam 37.5
4. Ty Sambrailo 37.7
5. Bradley Sowell 38.6

Offensive guard

Top 5:
1. Justin Pugh 87.8
2. Marshal Yanda 87.6
3. Brandon Brooks 86.2
4a. Kelechi Osemele 85.7
4b. Zack Martin 85.7

Bottom 5:
1. J'Marcus Webb 38.9
2. Germain Ifedi 40.2
3. La'el Collins 42.1
4. Earl Watford 43.2
5. Jermon Bushrod 43.3

Center

Top 5:
1. Matt Paradis 88.0
2. Travis Frederick 87.0
3. Alex Mack 86.2
4. Brandon Linder 84.9
5. Rodney Hudson 84.8

Bottom 5:
1. Cameron Erving 38.7
2. Jason Kelce 47.4
3. Wesley Johnson 51.8
4. Mike Pouncey 58.5
5. David Andrews 66.0

Cornerback

Top 5:
1. A.J. Bouye 91.3
2. Aqib Talib 90.8
3. Terence Newman 86.8
4. Malcolm Butler 86.7
5. Chris Harris Jr. 85.4

Bottom 5:
1. Jalen Mills 34.7
2. Vernon Hargreaves III 38.4
3. Bashaud Breeland 38.7
4. Damarious Randall 38.8
5. Davon House 40.1

Safety

Top 5:
1. Eric Weddle 92.4
2. Tony Jefferson 89.9
3. Reshad Jones 88.5
4. Harrison Smith 87.6
5. Landon Collins 87.4

Bottom 5:
1. Chris Conte 37.3
2. Sean Davis 42.9
3. T.J. Green 43.7
4. David Bruton 45.2
5. Kelcie McCray 46.5

Linebacker

Top 5:
1. Jerrell Freeman 92.1
2. Luke Kuechly 90.8
3. K.J. Wright 90.2
4. Bobby Wagner 89.5
5. Jordan Hicks 89.4

Bottom 5:
1. James Laurinaitis 31.5
2. Michael Wilhoite 32.6
3. Julian Stanford 34.0
4. Rey Maualuga 34.7
5. Tahir Whitehead 36.4

"Interior defenders"

Top 5:
1. Aaron Donald 95.6
2. Calais Campbell 88.3
3. Fletcher Cox 86.2
4. Ndamukong Suh 85.7
5. Mike Daniels 85.5

Bottom 5:
1. Akeem Spence 35.7
2. Maliek Collins 37.5
3. Jihad Ward 38.0
4a. Ziggy Hood 38.8
4b. Kendall Langford 38.8

"Edge defenders"

Top 5:
1. Brandon Graham 90.5
2. Khalil Mack 90.3
3. Von Miller 90.1
4. Joey Bosa 87.8
5. Chandler Jones 87.3

Bottom 5:
1. DeVonte Lambert 37.0
2. Devin Taylor 37.5
3a. Michael Johnson 40.1
3b. Ahmad Brooks 40.1
5. Sam Acho 40.8

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I honestly didn't know Ziggy Hood was still in the league. Also PFF now hates Anthony Sherman after loving him for 2 or 3 years in a row.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Kalli posted:

Hey, a distraction. here's the top/bottom 5 from PFF of every position:

Quarterback

Bottom 5:
1. Blaine Gabbert 39.1
2. Brock Osweiler 40.1
3. Ryan Fitzpatrick 41.4
4. Colin Kaepernick 42.1
5. Case Keenum 59.9

If you have two starting quarterbacks, you have none.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Grittybeard posted:

I honestly didn't know Ziggy Hood was still in the league. Also PFF now hates Anthony Sherman after loving him for 2 or 3 years in a row.

Probably because Sherman barely plays these days so if he whiffs a block here and there that's all they have to grade him on

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Real talk, white people can go gently caress themselves imo

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
how do I become one of those scientists that goes into the rainforest to study a frog or bat for a decade

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Gynecolojustice posted:

Probably because Sherman barely plays these days so if he whiffs a block here and there that's all they have to grade him on

Yeah, I checked his snap count at FO. He's played.. 73 offensive snaps this year and 175 ST snaps. He has 0 ST tackles, and 3 receptions on 4 targets for 9 yards, 0 rushing attempts.

What is there to even grade here?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ostentatious posted:

Real talk, white people can go gently caress themselves imo

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Gynecolojustice posted:

how do I become one of those scientists that goes into the rainforest to study a frog or bat for a decade

I just got back from a trip to the Galápagos Islands. I was living with the turtles.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Turbofuck the Pats, Brady, and Belichick. And don't think I don't see you over there, Wisconsin. gently caress you with a rusty tentpole. At least Pittsburgh doesn't pretend it's full of nice smiling people. "Aw shucks I just love suppressing minority voters, really gets me fired up to watch the Pack on the weekend! Kuuuuuuuuhn!"

Love to you guys, TFF. I hope you all stay safe.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Joey Bosa

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Bacon Taco posted:

So wait, does this mean the Chargers are moving to LA? LOL at the Angelenos getting stuck with 2 lovely games a weekend so they only games they ever see on Sundays are Rams and Chargers. (When I was a kid we'd get stuck with Rams and Raiders. :barf: ). At least up here in the Bay we might get rid of the Raiders so we only will be forced into one horrible game each Sunday.

You know the Raiders are good now and probably one of the most exciting teams in the league to watch, right?

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Gynecolojustice posted:

how do I become one of those scientists that goes into the rainforest to study a frog or bat for a decade

I'll be the guy that carries all your gear and sets up camp n stuff. Let's go

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
It was me, I'm the guy that got Trump elected

Sorry yall my b

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

It probably felt like the safest bet in the world

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

nerve posted:

I'll be the guy that carries all your gear and sets up camp n stuff. Let's go

only gear we will have is a camera, notebook, weed, and the popular boardgame A Ticket to Ride (for when we camp). No electronics!!

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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

I'm waiting to be put on a bus to Mexico for having brown skin tbh I hope it's like a greyhound or something with bathrooms

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