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Geheimnisnacht just updated to distract people from some unpopularity contest across the pond, compatible with 2.6.2 and RD.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 15:09 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 06:27 |
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Is there a writeup on what triggers your ruler getting a nickname? I just got named "the Bear" and I can't figure out what prompted that.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 15:16 |
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Dragonwagon posted:Is there a writeup on what triggers your ruler getting a nickname? I just got named "the Bear" and I can't figure out what prompted that. Homosexual and strong traits.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 15:21 |
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Volkerball posted:Homosexual and strong traits. For real? Amazing if true.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 15:25 |
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Torrannor posted:For real? Amazing if true. It isn't.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 15:28 |
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:It isn't. It's actually homosexual and brawny.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 17:18 |
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I've been really sucked in to After the End lately. Playing as the Voodoo republic of Orleans, my character went insane from loa possession and chose a horse, Horse M.D., as court physician. Later, Horse M.D. was caught stealing from the treasury... Constantly defending against deep south evangelical holy wars while building a Caribbean trade empire is great fun!
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:14 |
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Volkerball posted:Homosexual and strong traits. He is strong but has 6 kids already so idk about the other part. Speaking of nicknames, my son's wife became known as "the Unfaithful" so I went to check what was that about. Turns out one of the patrician families had a 17 year old with the seduction focus. By the time I found this out the kid's hormones already spawned like 5 different rivalries. I decided to dispose of him before his dick destabilizes the entire republic. Without even needing bribes the final plot power was over 300%. Turns out, cuckolding your spymaster is a bad idea! Suspiciously enough my own wife refused to join on account of liking him too much, so I guess I made the right call here. Anyway, he was dead within a month. "Don't hate the playa, hate the game." -Torquato Monegario, moments before getting blown up by a manure pile
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 19:09 |
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I plotted to kill my lover's husband. 300% plot power and it failed 7 times before finally getting him. And I was discovered on every single attempt.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 19:19 |
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Dragonwagon posted:He is strong but has 6 kids already so idk about the other part. live fast, die young, leave a mutilated corpse covered in poo poo
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 19:32 |
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cock hero flux posted:live fast, die young, leave a mutilated corpse covered in poo poo Mods new thread title. Crusader Kings II: live fast, die young, leave a mutilated corpse covered in poo poo
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 20:22 |
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I just yesterday got "the Bear" on a ruler that isn't homosexual
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 00:51 |
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Eric the Mauve posted:I just yesterday got "the Bear" on a ruler that isn't homosexual Poor guy is in the closet
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 00:53 |
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Yay new thread title.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 01:48 |
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Poor Darkrenown
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 03:46 |
Zero One posted:Poor Darkrenown Wait what happened?
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 04:25 |
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He wanted the thread title named in honor of his DLC. No one ever changed it for him.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 06:05 |
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Eric the Mauve posted:I just yesterday got "the Bear" on a ruler that isn't homosexual code:
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 06:25 |
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Deceitful Penguin posted:One of the new ones connecting a bunch of the mountains near the south. It exists, but if you hover over it, it just says "no character" and you can't travel on it. Okay, I finally found the cause of this, it was a typo in the province_setup file. So when the game loaded a save, it didn't recognise the province as existing and blanked it out.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 11:49 |
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Zero One posted:Poor Darkrenown Skellybones posted:Okay, I finally found the cause of this, it was a typo in the province_setup file. So when the game loaded a save, it didn't recognise the province as existing and blanked it out. Though I still dream of adding a Communist uprising, if only because the idea of that as a religion cracks me up.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 13:22 |
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Zero One posted:Poor Darkrenown It's a fine title :p
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 13:42 |
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Various Meat Products posted:The best bit of advice I found for the Zunbil run (aside from parking your Chancellor on the Abbasid capital permanently) is to get an heir educated with an Altaic culture. This is from a few days ago, but how do you do that now with the new Conclave education mechanics? I was thinking about doing a Haestein game where I culture convert to Berber, but he starts with a pre-existing heir so I would need to get him flipped as well.
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 17:41 |
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binge crotching posted:This is from a few days ago, but how do you do that now with the new Conclave education mechanics? I was thinking about doing a Haestein game where I culture convert to Berber, but he starts with a pre-existing heir so I would need to get him flipped as well.
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 18:45 |
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:Once you are playing as that heir, have children and have those children be educated by someone with Berber culture and have them do the Heritage learning type. Haestienn's son starts as a baby so just pick Heritage and send him off. edit: why go Berber when you're already Norse? Various Meat Products fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Nov 11, 2016 |
# ? Nov 11, 2016 19:15 |
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Various Meat Products posted:Haestienn's son starts as a baby so just pick Heritage and send him off. As a Berber you can raid your neighbors and raid across the sea, just not up rivers, and you can do it regardless of your religion; you just cant raid people of your religion. edit: In my current game I'm playing as a Berber Muslim and I am loving loaded as the Empire of Hispania (I renamed it). I own all of North Africa and all of Iberia and I am waiting for Crusades to fire naturally in ~50 years before I invade France. When I go raiding I drop 30,000 men on Italy and split into two stacks then burn down two neighboring provinces at the same time. Returning 500 boats loaded with 3k gold when a 17 year old just ascended the throne goes a long way towards getting his vassals liking him. My entire demense is fully upgraded for the tech, including my vassal baronies, with all of the holdings built and all of the hospitals fully upgraded for the available tech. Its great. AAAAA! Real Muenster fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Nov 11, 2016 |
# ? Nov 11, 2016 19:30 |
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Ah, I had forgotten that Norse can't raid if you're going the TOTALLY BORING AND LAME route of converting to Catholic or whatever.
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 19:33 |
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Various Meat Products posted:Haestienn's son starts as a baby so just pick Heritage and send him off. I wasn't sure if Heritage was the right way, thanks! And I want to go Berber because I feel like their retinue is much better. The only benefit Norse has is that you can trade 100 gold for 200 prestige and 100 piety, but that ends in 1150 AD.
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 19:36 |
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I should try Norse game with conclave
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 19:55 |
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binge crotching posted:I wasn't sure if Heritage was the right way, thanks!
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 20:18 |
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They can also become adventurers without a claim to anything - they just pick some random guy to invade. I'm not sure if that's because of Norse culture or Germanic Pagan religion, though.
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 20:20 |
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At any one time in my current game (as described a few posts ago) I have 2-3 adventurers gathering men to attack me. Its a little absurd. Also somehow the Abbasids declared a subjugation war on me even though we are both Empires
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 20:34 |
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The Caliph has a special subjugation CB that lets them just attack a kingdom title held by a Muslim ruler. If you're an empire they'll just add the targeted kingdom to their realm instead of yours.
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 20:52 |
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This guy is both the duke and the leader of two rebellions, apparently against himself.
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# ? Nov 12, 2016 16:05 |
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The Anglo-Saxon Lord Vetinari!
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# ? Nov 12, 2016 16:40 |
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How do I change who leads a siege? I was besieging Aquileia and doing fine until some shmuck showed up with an army that's about the 1/10 of the size of mine, a lower martial score and no siege leader trait and the game decided that he should be running the show instead for some reason. What the hell?
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 10:41 |
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Dragonwagon posted:How do I change who leads a siege? I was besieging Aquileia and doing fine until some shmuck showed up with an army that's about the 1/10 of the size of mine, a lower martial score and no siege leader trait and the game decided that he should be running the show instead for some reason. What the hell? It's based on which army starts sieging first.
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 12:41 |
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My favorite is when there's one of those bitchmade raiding parties from some irrelevant county in northern Norway camped out on a county. They've got like 200 dudes, which isn't enough to siege, so they're just skimming their .5 gold every 3 days off the top. Then you show up with a doomstack of 10k to press a claim on that county, and the raiders are like "Mah, we was here first, see? If you want to siege this mug, you gotta help us first." "What if we just kill you all and then go about our own siege? Hmmm?" "Well, you can't." And you're like oh you wily heathens. So you help this random force siege the place down, then the little bitchmade army of 200 dudes go running into the castle to loot all the poo poo. As your army goes to follow them in, some dude on the gate is like "Whoa whoa, you got to stop. You got to stop because technically we been looted, not sieged. If you want to control this holding you have to leave and then come back and siege us all over again, that's the rules!" And you're like gently caress this game.
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 12:57 |
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Oh joy, if you have an ally follow you around they'll keep cockblocking your commander and you can't tell them to gently caress off. Fine, sure, lemme just extend this war a few years because Count Nobody of Backwater's imbecile son wants to play general. This game is almost five years old, how did they not fix this yet? How hard would it be to add a select siege leader button or just calculate who would do it the fastest?
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 13:40 |
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Volkerball posted:My favorite is when there's one of those bitchmade raiding parties from some irrelevant county in northern Norway camped out on a county. They've got like 200 dudes, which isn't enough to siege, so they're just skimming their .5 gold every 3 days off the top. Then you show up with a doomstack of 10k to press a claim on that county, and the raiders are like "Mah, we was here first, see? If you want to siege this mug, you gotta help us first." "What if we just kill you all and then go about our own siege? Hmmm?" "Well, you can't." And you're like oh you wily heathens. So you help this random force siege the place down, then the little bitchmade army of 200 dudes go running into the castle to loot all the poo poo. As your army goes to follow them in, some dude on the gate is like "Whoa whoa, you got to stop. You got to stop because technically we been looted, not sieged. If you want to control this holding you have to leave and then come back and siege us all over again, that's the rules!" And you're like gently caress this game. Not that this is generally an issue, because you come back and the garrison are still all dead. HRE merchant republics with a vassalised Pope sure do make a lot of money, don't they? I have 120K in the kitty and am earning 3K a year. I may build hospitals across the entire of Italy.
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 13:46 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 06:27 |
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Volkerball posted:My favorite is when there's one of those bitchmade raiding parties from some irrelevant county in northern Norway camped out on a county. They've got like 200 dudes, which isn't enough to siege, so they're just skimming their .5 gold every 3 days off the top. Then you show up with a doomstack of 10k to press a claim on that county, and the raiders are like "Mah, we was here first, see? If you want to siege this mug, you gotta help us first." "What if we just kill you all and then go about our own siege? Hmmm?" "Well, you can't." And you're like oh you wily heathens. So you help this random force siege the place down, then the little bitchmade army of 200 dudes go running into the castle to loot all the poo poo. As your army goes to follow them in, some dude on the gate is like "Whoa whoa, you got to stop. You got to stop because technically we been looted, not sieged. If you want to control this holding you have to leave and then come back and siege us all over again, that's the rules!" And you're like gently caress this game. Would making anybody at war with the county holder also hostile to the raiding party work as a fix or would that cause some problem I'm not thinking of?
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 14:49 |