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Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.
Your average crook's main tool of the trade is still a lovely saturday night special that shoots some mouse caliber and all the above the ground gun stores only carry hunting guns.

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Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer
Co-op heists would include the North Hollywood Shootout.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


KozmoNaut posted:

It's really hard for me to care about MRAs (sadsack neckbeards) or the new Ghostbusters movie (mediocre at best).

So here's a game series I just finished collecting (no, I am not getting the portable/mobile-only games, because they suck. I do own RDR and Bully, though).



The first 4 games are definitely relics. GTA, GTA London and GTA2 are of course almost arcade-like in their difficulty, gameplay and controls. And just try and play the original PS2 GTA III without going mad. No free camera control, no option to disable inverted aim, the world's worst targeting system and the overall difficulty is punishing, both because of the other issues and because of ridiculous mission requirements. GTA III is OK on PC, because at least you can use mouse aim, but Vice City is the first 3D GTA that is actually enjoyable to play on the PS2.
Gouranga!

Ruflux
Jun 16, 2012

KozmoNaut posted:

So here's a game series I just finished collecting (no, I am not getting the portable/mobile-only games, because they suck. I do own RDR and Bully, though).

Excuse me, but Chinatown Wars is a far better game than either LCS or VCS. :colbert: The drug dealing minigame alone makes it a really neat little experience.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Ruflux posted:

Excuse me, but Chinatown Wars is a far better game than either LCS or VCS. :colbert: The drug dealing minigame alone makes it a really neat little experience.

I tried the DS version, and it sucked. Maybe the PSP version is good, though

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

The iPhone version of Chinatown Wars is probably the easiest of the series to play when using the lovely onscreen controls.

my turn in the barrel
Dec 31, 2007

So I found back a giant box labeled playstation games. It was full of not only PS games but 50 Nes games, a dozen genesis games, 9 snes games a few game genies and a super gameboy. Along with some sega cd and retro pc/mac games. Windows 3.1 floppies sealed etc.. I will post pics when I get decent internet.

I know I have more boxes than this and the Snes organizer I already posted, I need to keep looking for the rest.

Big find was my Snes earthbound cart. Now I have the manual and cart and just need to find the box. Should I try the game or just replace the battery first?

my turn in the barrel has a new favorite as of 04:45 on Nov 9, 2016

stevewm
May 10, 2005
Just wanted to add... Added a Bluetooth-serial module and RS232-TTL level converter to the inside of my Apple IIc last night. I also finished Retrobrigting the entire case and monitor.

I can now wirelessly send disk images to/from the IIc using ADTPro on any bluetooth enabled computer, at a speedy 115,200 baud!

my turn in the barrel
Dec 31, 2007

I got a chance to upload some pics of the box labeled Playstation games

Not exactly a correct label

I tended to save boxes and reciepts

And inside the Rev X box was a bunch of manuals


But on the tech relic front, who remembers ordering Netscape by mail?

Or getting sampler discs of PSX games

Weird Internet providers

And promo Cd singles

I must have gotten this when I worked at bestbuy

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


I traded in all my NES/SNES/N64 games to get an original Xbox. At the time it was great because I modded it and had all those games on the drive anyway, but nowadays I miss my haul :(

Also it turns out I had at least 1 game that today would sell on eBay for enough to buy me an Xbone Elite (Snow Brothers NES, complete in box) soooooo

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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my turn in the barrel posted:

But on the tech relic front, who remembers ordering Netscape by mail?


Oh man

I sold boxed copies of Netscape to customers at my ISP. Had a whole shelf full of those $60 fuckers right by my head

And I sold them like my life depended on it, because it was either that or allow my hapless customers to suffer under the yoke of MSIE, and call me with tech support questions because the websites I'd written didn't work

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Millenials ruined garage sales. Used to find so many old video games and computer equipment and random poo poo like shoeboxes full of old Magic: The Gathering cards, but nowadays good luck finding anything even remotely fun if you get there after 9:05AM

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I've never found anything worthwhile at a garage sale. I've found it's just easier to treat myself to Ebay once in a while.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Casimir Radon posted:

I've never found anything worthwhile at a garage sale. I've found it's just easier to treat myself to Ebay once in a while.

There used to be a guy who'd set up a massive vendor table at the University of Calgary every month or so in 2010-2012 with a million retro games and consoles.

I was a grad student and could not afford any of them but man some of his selection was pretty amazing. I dunno if he's still doing it, but I doubt he stopped because college students eat that poo poo right up.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


there's a guy at this flea market in Vermont we've been going to since I was a kid who has a whole stall of retro games. He's been there as long as I can remember and I'm almost 100% sure he's selling NES/SNES/Genesis games for more than he was selling them 15-20 years ago :haw:


Casimir Radon posted:

I've never found anything worthwhile at a garage sale. I've found it's just easier to treat myself to Ebay once in a while.

I never really hit the motherlode but I've picked up a few guitars on the cheap (mostly broken stuff that the early birds dismissed because it's not instantly-flippable), some other musical gear like effects pedals and such, some really awesome CDs, and the occasional retro PC thingy. When I was a kid, though, there'd be 8/16-bit consoles and games all over the place at garage sales.

eBay suffers from the exact same thing, honestly. It's really hard to find deals on certain things, because everyone knows what everything is worth, etc. Like I definitely get sweet deals on random poo poo on eBay all the time, but as far as like old music gear or video games and such go, it's next to impossible to get anything cheaper than whatever arbitrary price is set on half-decent NES platformers and such

Like, $250+ for a cart-only copy of Snow Brothers? game was fun but it wasn't that fun.

my turn in the barrel
Dec 31, 2007

I've found really amazing things at garage sales and thrift shops. EBay and a lovely economy has made finding deals harder and harder.

One of my favorite places is church rummage sales. It's old ladies who have no idea what anything is and are not computer savvy selling poo poo that got dumped by other old ladies. But you need to go the first day in the AM or all the good poo poo is gone. Sometimes the last day can be worthwhile because they need to get rid of everything that didn't sell.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Kelp Me! posted:

$250+ for a cart-only copy of Snow Brothers? game was fun but it wasn't that fun.

$10K for Metal Slug X for NeoGeo MVS.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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KozmoNaut posted:

$10K for Metal Slug X for NeoGeo MVS.

Was going to reply saying that was a steal for a NeoGeo game.

Then I saw the K :stare:

Alan BStard
Oct 25, 2003

Izzy wizzy, let's get Byzzy!

Neito posted:

Man, I miss playing terrible calculator games. Anyone remember DrugWar?

I know this post is a few days old but DrugWar was how I found about Something Awful in the first place.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


KozmoNaut posted:

$10K for Metal Slug X for NeoGeo MVS.

There's a pretty big difference between a throwaway NES game and an actual arcade board for an iconic version of an iconic game series

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

my turn in the barrel posted:

I got a chance to upload some pics of the box labeled Playstation games

You should get in touch with someone involved with TCRF or Jul and see if they want rips of those demo and preview discs. A lot of times there's leftovers development stuff or unused content in those that isn't in the finished game. If nothing else it's cool to see what changed from one build to the next.

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Kelp Me! posted:

There's a pretty big difference between a throwaway NES game and an actual arcade board for an iconic version of an iconic game series

iconic

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003



...yes?

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Kelp Me! posted:

There's a pretty big difference between a throwaway NES game and an actual arcade board for an iconic version of an iconic game series

Yes, but it's still ridiculously expensive.

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Only 90s kids will remember penis inspection day.

I was *this close* to forgetting that grown men made me take my pants off twice a year in elementary school.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

I got out all of my Commodore 64 stuff.

Keyboard and what I think was a lockout chip for World Class Leaderboard golf. My memory may be faulty the purpose of the red thing. The black thing in the background is a massive power brick.



Startup screen. I was trying to load a user-programmed version of Breakout. The disk drive didn't want to cooperate, however, and get past its warm-up into actually attempting to load. The monitor is not the original one, that being monochrome and a color I can't remember. My father decided he wanted to go fancy, though, and drove us 2.5 hours to Tallahassee, the nearest place with what he was looking for.



The drive's being finicky, but the cartridge slot is not! Commodore produced this game and I have a handful manufactured by Atari.



Guides, cleaner, a box containing Richard Petty's Talladega and a complete basic version of the Incredible Musical Keyboard.



You couldn't do much with the basic IMK, but the demos on the disk for the full version are fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxyAe0vWE0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl51dHcDdo8

Games! And word processing stuff.



Board for Suspended, a Commodore-produced text game.



More manuals.



The PrintMaster. I can't remember if it was separate or came with the printer. You could print in color, but the ink tapes were much more expensive and the color was awful.

RC and Moon Pie has a new favorite as of 04:24 on Nov 11, 2016

Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc

RC and Moon Pie posted:

I got out all of my Commodore 64 stuff.

Keyboard and what I think was a lockout chip for World Class Leaderboard golf. My memory may be faulty the purpose of the red thing. The black thing in the background is a massive power brick.



Startup screen. I was trying to load a user-programmed version of Breakout. The disk drive didn't want to cooperate, however, and get past its warm-up into actually attempting to load. The monitor is not the original one, that being monochrome and a color I can't remember. My father decided he wanted to go fancy, though, and drove us 2.5 hours to Tallahassee, the nearest place with what he was looking for.



The drive's being finicky, but the cartridge slot is not! Commodore produced this game and I have a handful manufactured by Atari.



Guides, cleaner, a box containing Richard Petty's Talladega and a complete basic version of the Incredible Musical Keyboard.



You couldn't do much with the basic IMK, but the demos on the disk for the full version are fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxyAe0vWE0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl51dHcDdo8

Games! And word processing stuff.



Board for Suspended, a Commodore-produced text game.



More manuals.



The PrintMaster. I can't remember if it was separate or came with the printer. You could print in color, but the ink tapes were much more expensive and the color was awful.



If you haven't touched this stuff in quite awhile or haven't serviced your disk drive, then it's a good chance your drive is finicky cause the drive belt has disintegrated or gone gummy.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


I'm the Computer AIDS.


Those Memorex and Kodak branded floppies are bringing back serious memories.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

RC and Moon Pie posted:

I got out all of my Commodore 64 stuff.

Oh my god this post is my jam :respek:

I have that exact same PrintMaster manual somewhere, and I am so envious that you have a full Incredible Musical Keyboard.



Powered Descent posted:

Those Memorex and Kodak branded floppies are bringing back serious memories.

This, but the Commodore disk sleeve. gently caress I love Commodore's aesthetic.

quote:

I'm the Computer AIDS.

Same.


e. What's the make/model of that monitor, anyway? Is it composite or chroma/luma?

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

KozmoNaut posted:

Yes, but it's still ridiculously expensive.
Neo-Geo stuff always is and always has been. This is what happens when you console-ize actual arcade hardware, folks!

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Code Jockey posted:


e. What's the make/model of that monitor, anyway? Is it composite or chroma/luma?

Magnavox Color Monitor 40 and chroma/luma.

About half of those games were purchased from Sears. The MECC disk is interesting in that it has not just Oregon Trail, but Furs and Voyageur. One of the Kodaks has a ton of really simple little games on them, such as Lemonade. What were the origins of these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug19DaoaPB0

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


my turn in the barrel posted:

I got a chance to upload some pics of the box labeled Playstation games





"...Aerosmiths car!"

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 14:15 on Nov 11, 2016

my turn in the barrel
Dec 31, 2007


GO ON run to MOMMY!

God has sent us a sign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3SqZItY9gk&t=93s

my turn in the barrel has a new favorite as of 08:41 on Nov 11, 2016

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Arms_Akimbo posted:

I was *this close* to forgetting that grown men made me take my pants off twice a year in elementary school.

Am I being trolled here or did you go to Catholic school or something?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I sunk so many quarters into those light gun games at the arcade in my time. Lethal Enforcers, Virtua Cop, Time Crisis, House of the Dead, Mad Dog McCree, Silent Scope, Area 51, and yes, Revolution X.

Because in Revolution X, music is the weapon!

*destroys school bus with flaming CD's while "Eat The Rich" plays on a perpetual 4 second loop*

Lucky & Wild was also sick as hell, because 1 person could play as the driver of the car, and the other person shot the lightgun at the screen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RqqaqUHsuU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2h6c8mvATI

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid
Somebody in this thread has posted how terrible garage sales are sometimes, with people needing to expressly state that they don't want early birds there. It's insane for me to think that someone would just show up at a house before the opening times just to see if he can score some sweet nes games.
Does anybody have any specific stories of this?

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Jerry Cotton posted:

Am I being trolled here or did you go to Catholic school or something?
Yeah, I always thought penis inspection was a 4chan lulz bit.
WTF were they "checking" for if this was indeed a real thing?

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Robnoxious posted:

Yeah, I always thought penis inspection was a 4chan lulz bit.
WTF were they "checking" for if this was indeed a real thing?

I have Bulgarian friends who told me of both penis and anal inspection in school. Despite jokes about it, it did not seem to have been an elaborate prank or a child abuse ring. Our theory was government monitoring abnormalities, probably in light of Chernobyl.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Non Serviam posted:

I have Bulgarian friends who told me of both penis and anal inspection in school. Despite jokes about it, it did not seem to have been an elaborate prank or a child abuse ring. Our theory was government monitoring abnormalities, probably in light of Chernobyl.

So, this never happened in the US, right? I don't recall school officials looking at my genitals during that hearing/vision/health test thing they did in elementary school.

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Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Grand Prize Winner posted:

So, this never happened in the US, right? I don't recall school officials looking at my genitals during that hearing/vision/health test thing they did in elementary school.

In South America I went to a poor school in elementary school, and we had lice check. On our heads. Nobody looked or touched my genital or Anus.

Edit. Not even in Catholic school! Heyooo

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