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computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.
Eastern Europeans can't sit on the ground or else they'll die. Drafts are also potentially fatal. A sensitive peoples.












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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Sorry, that last guy rules.

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now
Yeah that's a good way to spot your luggage and avoid confusion when you pick it up.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Gorilla Salad posted:

Sorry, that last guy rules.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Nuebot posted:

Would you pluck me? I'd Pluck me.

God drat I even heard it in that weird bass feminine voice too. :golfclap:

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





if my arms were that huge i don't think i'd bother with a proper tux either

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you




When did Steve-O discover synthol?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

I can't believe those two didn't make it

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Fashionable Jorts posted:

When did Steve-O discover synthol?

I'm more puzzled by his choice to have his tattoo removed and precisely redone on the other arm.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mak0rz posted:

I'm more puzzled by his choice to have his tattoo removed and precisely redone on the other arm.

Have you never heard of mirrored images :what:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Still the best photo anyone has taken of me.

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Reminds me of Frank from The Onion's Sex House.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


HANK NO

cnut
May 3, 2016


Best picture on the internet.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


cnut posted:

Best picture on the internet.

In an ideal world, his luggage picture would be him holding his luggage, which would in turn have a picture of him holding his luggage...it would be luggage all the way down.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:




In an ideal world, his luggage picture would be him holding his luggage, which would in turn have a picture of him holding his luggage...it would be luggage all the way down.

I construct my luggage out of duct tape and dirty socks each time I travel to avoid someone mistaking my bag for theirs. This gentleman's solution is way more elegant and simple.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
I made the mistake of looking this up.

quote:

'My muscles started to solidify and I couldn't even inject my arms - they were full of rocks,' he added.
'I decided the only thing I could do was buy specialist needles to inject.
'The kind of needles used on bulls - there are no stronger needles around - I know it seems stupid but I had to get my synthol fix.'
...

'I remember the doctor told me that they would need to amputate both arms. They said everything in there, all my muscles, were rock.
'It was either that or cut all of my muscles out.
'And then thank God the doctor told me that they did not have to amputate - they could instead remove the synthol rocks which had formed in my arms.'
:stare: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3066540/Bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-oil-alcohol.html

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Holy poo poo. The amount if body dismorphism(sp?) is staggering. I hope he got therapy and came away better.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



:smith:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

PCOS Bill posted:

Have you never heard of mirrored images :what:

Well neither of these appear to be taken using a front-facing camera, or in a mirror, so I'm curious as to how else they'd get a mirror image short of photoshop, img -> flip?

Also, why would you want to mirror these images in the first place?

Not arguing the validity of the photos, but seriously, how else can mirroring be done?

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

That thing doesn't look like he made it himself. Poor guy, he ordered the largest size and it's too long in the legs and arms but entirely too narrow in the gut.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




good news goons

http://www.designasuitcase.com/design-gallery

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011


what the gently caress

Pittsburgh Lambic has a new favorite as of 08:17 on Nov 11, 2016

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
Too narrow in the butt maybe

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
not pictured: the other side

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
But why did he choose that photo?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Crosspost from the funny pictures thread:

beato posted:

How can you post that and not include the full gallery?

"Diana needs skin, Hans is so stupid forgive Hans Diana"

:nws: and :nms: http://imgur.com/a/FWjsQ

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



You had to bring that evil here

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Forgive Hans.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Why do they even let you upload your own image when the best possible choice is one of their examples.



Everyone's suitcase should look exactly like this!

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Thanks for the nightmares
https://i.imgur.com/jes8bRt.jpg

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


I don't know why this didn't show up immediately:

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Knormal posted:

Why do they even let you upload your own image when the best possible choice is one of their examples.



Everyone's suitcase should look exactly like this!

I unironically want that so much.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I'd do something like this:






FYI, searching for "body pressed against glass" or "trapped behind glass" gets some really disturbing results.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight


gently caress, I'm seriously about to spend $200 on this, aren't I?

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Scarf posted:



gently caress, I'm seriously about to spend $200 on this, aren't I?

You're a fool if you don't.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Replace the wheels with some legs

E:
Submit my post in shitcase form

Sponge Baathist has a new favorite as of 13:06 on Nov 12, 2016

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Knormal posted:

Everyone's suitcase should look exactly like this!

That would defeat the purpose

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Sponge Baathist posted:

Replace the wheels with some legs

E:
Submit my post in shitcase form


lol at those skinny baby arms

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