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Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
the entire material world works on monkey's paw principles, dehumanize yourself and face to gnosticism

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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Mr Enderby posted:

Please don't. Based on what happened to Hegel, I'm worried Orthodox prayers work on Monkey's Paw rules.
explains 20th century russia and the balkans

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Tuxedo Catfish posted:

the entire material world works on monkey's paw principles, dehumanize yourself and face to gnosticism

:golfclap:

Apocron
Dec 5, 2005
I've been reading an autobiography of a Romanian Anglican/Lutheran called Richard Wurmbrand who was persecuted under the Communist regime there for his beliefs. What strikes me is how love is incredibly important, especially love toward the people who hate and hurt you. His story has numerous accounts of his abuse and mistreatment (to be honest I feel it goes too far in how explicit the account is in places) but the encouraging thing is how he still manages to love his enemies and how God uses that to touch the lives of those around him in prison. So if you struggle in your heart with hate for Trump I would encourage you to seek God to speak to change that part no matter how humanly impossible it may seem. Jesus Christ will encourage you in your efforts.

Luke 6:27-36 posted:

“But I say to you who hear, Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who abuse you. To one who strikes you on the cheek, offer the other also, and from one who takes away your cloak do not withhold your tunic either. Give to everyone who begs from you, and from one who takes away your goods do not demand them back. And as you wish that others would do to you, do so to them.

“If you love those who love you, what benefit is that to you? For even sinners love those who love them. And if you do good to those who do good to you, what benefit is that to you? For even sinners do the same. And if you lend to those from whom you expect to receive, what credit is that to you? Even sinners lend to sinners, to get back the same amount. But love your enemies, and do good, and lend, expecting nothing in return, and your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, for he is kind to the ungrateful and the evil. Be merciful, even as your Father is merciful.

Bel_Canto
Apr 23, 2007

"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo."
I've gotten lots of consolation today from reading Julian of Norwich (who owns, plz read her if you haven't). This bit in particular really struck me:

Julian of Norwich posted:

And in this, he shewed a little thing the quantity of an haselnot, lying in the palme of my hand as me semide, and it was as round as any balle. I looked theran with the eye of my understanding and thought: "What may this be?" And it was answered generally thus: "It is all that is made." I marveled how it might last, for methought it might sodenly have fallen to nought for littlenes. And I was answered in my understanding: "It lasteth and ever shall, for God loveth it. And so hath all thing being by the love of God."

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
c'mon Julian learn real English, this is Trump's America, gtfo

e: I can parse all of that except "semide," what's the translation?

Pellisworth fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Nov 10, 2016

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


"as me semide" is "as meseemed", or "as it seemed to me".

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009

Dude, are you quoting the Bible? Get the hell outta here.

big Dietrich Bonhoeffer fan here as well

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Pellisworth posted:

c'mon Julian learn real English, this is Trump's America, gtfo

e: I can parse all of that except "semide," what's the translation?

dammit why is English so weird

(Danish is worse, sorry Tias it's mostly gargling noises)

jeg vil som vi skal vaere venner? jeg boede i Glostrup paa efteraare 2007 og min dansk er horrible

Apparently ability to pronounce Danish is genetic and I have a gift for the swallowing and vomiting of Danish syllables :v:

Denmark was pretty cool (and wet, seriously your weather loving sucks)

e: which is to say, please poly-marriage me and let me escape to your socialist utopia of pickled fish and liquor

Pellisworth fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Nov 10, 2016

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Mr Enderby posted:

Please don't. Based on what happened to Hegel, I'm worried Orthodox prayers work on Monkey's Paw rules.
if you do not agree to give me what i want whenever i ask for it, i will pray for your wellbeing...and get it

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Yeah, considering Brexit, Hey Gal is not out the woods yet. I'd invite any of you to crash on my (future) couch, but I can't do that since it might soon become my future Russian couch.

If you want to point finger at horrible pro Trump people, there's always 4chan.

Tias
May 25, 2008

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Pellisworth posted:

dammit why is English so weird

(Danish is worse, sorry Tias it's mostly gargling noises)

jeg vil som vi skal vaere venner? jeg boede i Glostrup paa efteraare 2007 og min dansk er horrible

Apparently ability to pronounce Danish is genetic and I have a gift for the swallowing and vomiting of Danish syllables :v:

Denmark was pretty cool (and wet, seriously your weather loving sucks)

e: which is to say, please poly-marriage me and let me escape to your socialist utopia of pickled fish and liquor

Don't start, I haven't forgiven you for calling me a swamp scandinavian( or was that JcDent? I forget).

Actually, we've had neo-con/xenophobe governance for 10 years, and are placing asylum seekers in concentration camps. Liquor abounds, though if you're marrying me there will be none of that mister :colbert:


Tuxedo Catfish posted:

the entire material world works on monkey's paw principles, dehumanize yourself and face to gnosticism

What are monkey's paw principles :confused:

Tias fucked around with this message at 11:08 on Nov 10, 2016

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Tias posted:

What are monkey's paw principles :confused:
there is a famous short story in the english language about a magical severed monkey's paw that grants your wish...but in a darkly hosed up form, so you turn out worse than if you had made the wish. so english people and americans use "monkey's paw" as a shorthand for that.

Tias
May 25, 2008

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HEY GAL posted:

there is a famous short story in the english language about a magical severed monkey's paw that grants your wish...but in a darkly hosed up form, so you turn out worse than if you had made the wish. so english people and americans use "monkey's paw" as a shorthand for that.

I've read it, but how am I to understand the phrase "the entire material world works on monkey's paw principles", idgi

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Tias posted:

I've read it, but how am I to understand the phrase "the entire material world works on monkey's paw principles", idgi
"everything is out to gently caress you and only if you're lucky will it use lube"

Tias
May 25, 2008

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HEY GAL posted:

"everything is out to gently caress you and only if you're lucky will it use lube"

Ah. I will face to gnosticism, then :getin:

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
You had him at "lube"

E: Pretty sure that it wasn't me who called you a swamp scandinavian. The only swamp-somethings are the swamp mongols north of Estonia

CountFosco
Jan 9, 2012

Welcome back to the Liturgigoon thread, friend.

Mo Tzu posted:

also, the only good fascist continues to be a dead fascist. this is known

Lord have mercy on this thread.

Tias
May 25, 2008

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JcDent posted:

You had him at "lube"

E: Pretty sure that it wasn't me who called you a swamp scandinavian. The only swamp-somethings are the swamp mongols north of Estonia

Found it!

PPELLISOWOOORTH posted:

Tias probably has better knowledge of it, being a swamp Scandinavian, but wasn't the Norwegian mass-murderer Anders Breivik sort of Christian? Or at least his manifesto and ranting are coming from a fundamentalist right-wing Christian perspective even if he himself wasn't particularly devout.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
swamp german is still the best word for the goddamn dutch and i will hate the dutch forever for what they did to spain 1648 never forgeeeeeeeeeeeet :spain:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

HEY GAL posted:

swamp german is still the best word for the goddamn dutch and i will hate the dutch forever for what they did to spain 1648 never forgeeeeeeeeeeeet :spain:

I am a big fan of Potato Germans myself.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Paladinus posted:

I am a big fan of Potato Germans myself.

"Herbel-Schmidt" is the most German surname possible and it's amazing that it can be found in Denmark of all places

Also a fan of "Dickes, Dürr" (= fat, skinny)

Valiantman
Jun 25, 2011

Ways to circumvent the Compact #6: Find a dreaming god and affect his dreams so that they become reality. Hey, it's not like it's you who's affecting the world. Blame the other guy for irresponsibly falling asleep.

JcDent posted:

You had him at "lube"

E: Pretty sure that it wasn't me who called you a swamp scandinavian. The only swamp-somethings are the swamp mongols north of Estonia

I'd shank you but I have my leg stuck in my backyard bog.

e: and getting help would require social contact, sober

Senju Kannon
Apr 9, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

CountFosco posted:

Lord have mercy on this thread.

i was a liberation theologian, make of that what you will

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

The Phlegmatist posted:

Clinton would have won if her or her team actually engaged in dialogue with the fractured Christian Right. I've never seen so many evangelical pastoral leaders denounce a Republican candidate before, but the evangelical voters all turned out in record numbers to vote for Trump anyway.

By far the most important issue for the Christian Right is abortion. With one candidate being heavily pro-choice and the other going strongly pro-life, there was always only one option for them.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
by the way, is there any significance to a sideways cross (think scandinavian flag) pendant?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

JcDent posted:

by the way, is there any significance to a sideways cross (think scandinavian flag) pendant?

sideways cross bracelets are trendy in some countries, but i've never seen a pendant

Senju Kannon
Apr 9, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Samuel Clemens posted:

By far the most important issue for the Christian Right is abortion. With one candidate being heavily pro-choice and the other going strongly pro-life, there was always only one option for them.

an issue manufactured by the republican party and evangelical leaders from whole cloth

never forget that abortion used to be known as "that weirdo catholic thing"

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

Samuel Clemens posted:

By far the most important issue for the Christian Right is abortion. With one candidate being heavily pro-choice and the other going strongly pro-life, there was always only one option for them.

There was a lot of hesitancy towards Trump during the primary season in evangelical circles since they weren't really sure Trump was actually pro-life especially compared to Ted Cruz.

But you're right that it's the single biggest wedge issue for evangelicals; even a lot of more liberal evangelicals will vote for conservatives simply based on their stances on abortion.

zonohedron
Aug 14, 2006


Samuel Clemens posted:

By far the most important issue for the Christian Right is abortion. With one candidate being heavily pro-choice and the other going strongly pro-life, there was always only one option for them.

Until this election I was a single-issue anti-abortion voter; by some definitions I still am, because I was more comfortable voting for a candidate whose policies, in general, would have reduced the number of abortions, than a candidate who admitted to having wanted one of his wives to get an abortion, and who I don't think is pro-life any more than he was pro-any-other-of-his-promises. Given how strongly Evangelical leaders either denounced or refused-to-support Trump, and how much Evangelicals are rumored to follow their leaders, I was actually surprised that the denouncing and non-supporting didn't 'take', so to speak.


(edited, because HEY GAL noticed that I had a thinko)

zonohedron fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Nov 10, 2016

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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zonohedron posted:

Until this election I was a single-issue pro-abortion voter
we don't agree on that much, zone; fix yer typos

zonohedron
Aug 14, 2006


HEY GAL posted:

we don't agree on that much, zone; fix yer typos

thank you for catching my thinko

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Mr Enderby posted:

Goongratulations. Of course you're just jumping out of the frying-pan into the garbage fire.


Please don't. Based on what happened to Hegel, I'm worried Orthodox prayers work on Monkey's Paw rules.

I'm a straight white Christian man, I have double prayer point score in America

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

zonohedron posted:

thank you for catching my thinko
you and i are still like this on everyone's need for more Aristotle in our religion though. *Holds up index and middle fingers, pressed close together*

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

zonohedron posted:

Given how strongly Evangelical leaders either denounced or refused-to-support Trump, and how much Evangelicals are rumored to follow their leaders, I was actually surprised that the denouncing and non-supporting didn't 'take', so to speak.

I was pretty shocked too, since there were well-respected evangelicals coming out against Trump. I assume that somehow it never transferred to the pulpit. much less the pews.

And the whole Spirit Cooking thing blowing up in evangelical circles the week before the election didn't help matters. That's just a horrifying political misstep that never should have happened.

e: Keep in mind evangelicals have a long history of supporting progressive causes like abolitionism, environmentalism and animal rights. Being attached at the hip with the Republican party is maybe like sixty years old at most. It's not like we can't turn this ship around.

e2: And also is the greater left just going to ignore the nascent movement within evangelical Christianity to do just that?

The Phlegmatist fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Nov 10, 2016

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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based on the things d&d has been saying about minorities and women, the greater left will probably not care about those guys

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

The Phlegmatist posted:

There was a lot of hesitancy towards Trump during the primary season in evangelical circles since they weren't really sure Trump was actually pro-life especially compared to Ted Cruz.

I don't think Trump cares about the abortion issue, but a conservative Supreme Court is pretty much the only hope the Christian Right has of overturning Roe v. Wade. Consequently, many of them held their nose and voted for the non-Christian candidate, believing the GOP will sort everything out.

zonohedron posted:

Given how strongly Evangelical leaders either denounced or refused-to-support Trump, and how much Evangelicals are rumored to follow their leaders, I was actually surprised that the denouncing and non-supporting didn't 'take', so to speak.

I'm not, honestly. For over forty years, the Evangelical right-wing has been told that abortion is the single greatest evil to ever exist in the US; mass murder on a scale that makes the Holocaust seem quaint. You don't erase that kind of thinking in a single election cycle. Especially when you consider your opponent to be a literal demon from Hell.

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

HEY GAL posted:

you and i are still like this on everyone's need for more Aristotle in our religion though. *Holds up index and middle fingers, pressed close together*

Aristotle solves everything.

Congratulations on your engagement!

Re: President chat - Biden should have totally run.

Bel_Canto
Apr 23, 2007

"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo."
someone's already made threats of violence against a gay Episcopalian priest in new jersey. i'm sure there are more threats to clergy that i don't know about. everyone, please pray for the safety of clergy, pastors, and houses of worship: lots of people are going to need them

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Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

The answer to your question is in the article.

quote:

Increasingly, that is what “evangelical” means to large numbers of Americans.

With apologies to Tias, it's like trying to rehabilitate "skinhead."

Tuxedo Catfish fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Nov 10, 2016

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