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Tiggum posted:That's good value if you need a whole lot of mice for some reason. Dammit, there's an old magazine ad from a scientific journal that would go perfectly right here. It's for an homogenizer (read: science blender) that goes "Can homogenize an entire rat in less than a minute!" but I can't find the drat thing. EDIT: And how about some top of page content for this lovely post-Trump world.  
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Gromit posted:For scuba diving around here they charge $5-$10 for a tank refill of air, which weighs about 4 or 5 pounds I guess. But I suppose you're renting the compressor. Still, I can't just pay you for the electricity? Surely that isn't 5-10 dollars. A whole days worth maybe, but not the time it takes for a tank. Even maintaining your equipment, surely that's too much. We can work something out.
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Man. This guy wasn't lying:  A Helluva Lot of Mice by Phanatic, on Flickr
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Gorilla Salad posted:Dammit, there's an old magazine ad from a scientific journal that would go perfectly right here. 
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Phanatic posted:Man. This guy wasn't lying: That's an Arrested Development quote.
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Thank you! For some reason I was sure the ad had a picture of a mouse in it too and just looked right past it in GIS.
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Sponge Baathist posted:Sanders Hindsight 2020 2024 theres no way trump pulls a bush sr and raises taxes.
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that is some meta hosed up jokes. the onion owns
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Sebastian Flyte posted:I have now realised that I do not know what is the actual word for those bar things you put on conveyor belts in supermarkets. I have never known that it was a word I lacked in my vocabulary until now. But now I need that word in my life. Surely there must be an industry term, an actual name for them that is something else than "those bar things." Toblerone.
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"Hey, anyone see where T-1000 went?"
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Gorilla Salad posted:Dammit, there's an old magazine ad from a scientific journal that would go perfectly right here. As someone with experience in this (and having used a homogenizing instrument called a Sonic Dismemberator), I must say 
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What is the use of turning a mouse into homogeneous pink slime, anyway?
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RyokoTK posted:What is the use of turning a mouse into homogeneous pink slime, anyway? Ummm, have you never eaten at McDonalds?
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RyokoTK posted:What is the use of turning a mouse into homogeneous pink slime, anyway? Post workout smoothie.
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Rat soup is a staple in our post trumpian world. And we cant let any of the rat go to waste
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porktree posted:Ummm, have you never eaten at McDonalds? I don't eat the McNuggets, no.
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RyokoTK posted:What is the use of turning a mouse into homogeneous pink slime, anyway? The serious answer is that the speed at which the machine can homogenize a mouse is just a dramatic way of advertising how effective it is at homogenizing a presumably non-mouse sample.
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RyokoTK posted:What is the use of turning a mouse into homogeneous pink slime, anyway? Serious post, any experiment where you might need to, for example, find out the half-life of a drug in a living system. Just give it to mice at the same time, then liquefy them at different times and plot that poo poo.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:The serious answer is that the speed at which the machine can homogenize a mouse is just a dramatic way of advertising how effective it is at homogenizing a presumably non-mouse sample. Where selling points include tissue disruption and reduced foaming
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Glazier posted:Serious post, any experiment where you might need to, for example, find out the half-life of a drug in a living system. Just give it to mice at the same time, then liquefy them at different times and plot that poo poo. Sick fucks, leave the mice alone! Experiment on humans or something...
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You can't make a science without liquefying a few mice okay
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The human-sized homogenizers just aren't very cost-effective.
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Titus Sardonicus posted:As someone with experience in this (and having used a homogenizing instrument called a Sonic Dismemberator), I must say I guess if it'd work for a hedgehog it'd work for a mouse
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This is the strangest combination of messaging I've ever seen: MAKE WAY FOR THE SAMSUNG SWAT TANK  But we care 
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Data Graham posted:This is the strangest combination of messaging I've ever seen: Enforcing those recalls on the remaining 15%.
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GenericOverusedName posted:You can't make a science without liquefying a few mice okay Nice, the homogenizer is used to make a science omelet. Glazier posted:Serious post, any experiment where you might need to, for example, find out the half-life of a drug in a living system. Just give it to mice at the same time, then liquefy them at different times and plot that poo poo. Thanks!
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RealTalk: I don't know about homogenizing entire mice, but I've homogenized parts of rodent brains (primarily the amygdala and hippocampus) for use in immunoassays to determine levels of certain proteins (inflammatory cytokines, adrenergic receptors, among other things) following repeated exposure to stress, to determine if there are associations between these proteins and behavioral changes like those in anxiety and depression. A guy working in the lab next door to mine often uses our homogenizer in his Parkinson's research.
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Meowster Steal Yo Girl.
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Data Graham posted:This is the strangest combination of messaging I've ever seen: The caring will continue until morale improves!
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Data Graham posted:Where selling points include tissue disruption and reduced foaming It was the idea that "foaming" was a problem that struck me the most out of that whole ad. It's just not a criteria I've ever had to apply to anything before.
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Data Graham posted:This is the strangest combination of messaging I've ever seen: Ministry of Care produced 52,000 positive emotions this months.
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Titus Sardonicus posted:RealTalk: I don't know about homogenizing entire mice, but I've homogenized parts of rodent brains (primarily the amygdala and hippocampus) for use in immunoassays to determine levels of certain proteins (inflammatory cytokines, adrenergic receptors, among other things) following repeated exposure to stress, to determine if there are associations between these proteins and behavioral changes like those in anxiety and depression. A guy working in the lab next door to mine often uses our homogenizer in his Parkinson's research. I find that undergoing homogenization is often more stressful upon the man mouse than the lady mouse
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Move past, and squeal.
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Titus Sardonicus posted:A guy working in the lab next door to mine often uses our homogenizer in his Parkinson's research. "The Parkinson's patient is making good headway, but the homogenizer is still a better method of mixing up mice bits." *checks box on clipboard*
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Bart Fargo posted:It was the idea that "foaming" was a problem that struck me the most out of that whole ad. It's just not a criteria I've ever had to apply to anything before. Realtalk 2: when you're putting liquefied mouse organs on a petri plate, foam can affect the volume you're plating and gently caress up your experiment. Low foam homogenization is great.
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