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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Bono is woman of the year.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Goddammit, Florida Man.



Story: http://denverinquirer.com/florida-man-caught-sex-horse-colorado-ranch-claims-it-seduced-him/

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Finally. The blatant sexism of the woman of the year award has been thumbing is nose at social progression for decades.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/794895841773420544

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
The brown eye of the storm.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

Didn't Parks and Rec make this joke first?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
"Oliver North at Trump rally: ‘Who is going to hold Hillary Clinton accountable for all her crimes?’"

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




:psyduck:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

So is Penis Pumps her stripper name, or ?

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Now we know why they're such big dicks.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Radio Paranoia posted:

Now we know why they're such big dicks.

I would like to mail you a cookie. You've earned it.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Man faces $9000 fine for using a drone to pick up a Bunnings sausage

"You can clearly see people walking to and from their cars, you can clearly see people around the sausage sizzle," he said.

Mr Gibson said the video showed a drone flying over a housing estate, crossing a four-lane road before hovering over the Bunnings barbecue.

http://www.smh.com.au/victoria/man-faces-9000-fine-for-using-a-drone-to-pick-up-a-bunnings-sausage-20161108-gsl3q2.html

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist


Fake article from a fake site. But what the hell do people think regular cigarettes do. :psyduck:

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

I would assume they meant the counterfeit ones were killing people, like, instantly

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

don't doxx me

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Met posted:



Fake article from a fake site. But what the hell do people think regular cigarettes do. :psyduck:

loving hell you're dumb.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

timefly posted:

I would assume they meant the counterfeit ones were killing people, like, instantly

So they're a better, more efficient cigarette?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

FAROOQ posted:

loving hell you're dumb.

Turn your monitor on.

http://www.snopes.com/fake-cigarettes-are-being-sold-and-killing-people/

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I've smoked for decades and I haven't been killed. I guess I'm smoking the good ones :smug:

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

gently caress Snopes is a goldmine of great headlines

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mycroft Holmes posted:

don't doxx me

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



dumb. posted:

gently caress Snopes is a goldmine of great headlines



cmon no dont

please, "funny because it's true" is so much better than "photoshop with a mugshot and a crazy headline"

like this >>>
<<<

Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 03:17 on Nov 12, 2016

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

already finished

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012



British local papers look for local interest reasons to report on Trump.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Powaqoatse posted:

cmon no dont

please, "funny because it's true" is so much better than "photoshop with a mugshot and a crazy headline"

like this >>>
<<<

That one is real.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
‘I was attacked by vampires’

quote:

A Cape Town resident believes she was the victim of a real-life vampire attack.

The mom of four said she narrowly escaped death after her drinking buddies allegedly turned “demonic” and tried to suck her blood, claiming the devil wanted her.

:drac:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





At least with clowns you see them coming.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Facebook Aunt posted:

At least with clowns you see them coming.

You'd think the widows peaks, giant collard capes, and ancient cursed amulets would have been enough warning signs.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Solice Kirsk posted:

You'd think the widows peaks, giant collard capes, and ancient cursed amulets would have been enough warning signs.

They used 4 boxes of wine to get her guard down.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

continue not understanding a simple picture if you want

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Solice Kirsk posted:

You'd think the widows peaks, giant collard capes, and ancient cursed amulets would have been enough warning signs.

"Collard capes" is the best typo. I love the idea of Dracula swanning around draped in greens.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

AlbieQuirky posted:

"Collard capes" is the best typo. I love the idea of Dracula swanning around draped in greens.

It's to protect him from the garlic, you see. :v:

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Erotic game goes wrong as wedding ring 'strangles' man's penis

quote:

A rare penile strangulation emergency in which a man had put a wedding ring on his penis for erotic pleasure has been described in the latest issue of the SA Medical Journal (SAMJ).

:stare:

smuh
Feb 21, 2011

How exactly do you fit a wedding ring on your dick

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

smuh posted:

How exactly do you fit a wedding ring on your dick

They're compressible when flaccid. Hth.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Friends told him to stick his dick in his wedding ring. Those are some awesome friends!

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