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Thank you! Also http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/152311047983 quote:Bid now to win this exclusive offer and to support North Shore Animal League America's Bianca's Furry Friends Feline Adoption Center Bonzo fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Nov 11, 2016 |
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Bonzo posted:Thank you! Hahaha, isn't that how much JD gets paid in a year? 
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Nov 11, 2016 22:16
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Maybe that is the final donation they need to finally break ground on the project. ...Right?
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Nov 11, 2016 23:17
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quote:Participants will be subject to a felony background check conducted at the winner's expense I get the reason for the disclaimers and all that, but they sure do make it sound fun. I get to pay $20k and pay for my own background check just to meet a fellow human...oh boy, sign me up
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Dr.Caligari posted:I get the reason for the disclaimers and all that, but they sure do make it sound fun. I get harassed by Ronnie the Mini Driver and I can't swear or drink? Sign me up.
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Dr.Caligari posted:I get the reason for the disclaimers and all that, but they sure do make it sound fun. Whoa, whoa, whoa pal, nobody said you were MEETING anybody. You get to sit over here and say nothing while Robin reads the news. And to be fair, those clauses are probably overblown in case someone is being a problem, they can just eject him on some overblown swearing charges and claim he agreed to it. No chance saying "gently caress" would just get you removed.
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Can't Howard just donate the fuckin' 20 grand himself?
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Advice posted:Whoa, whoa, whoa pal, nobody said you were MEETING anybody. You get to sit over here and say nothing while Robin reads the news. Please refrain from making eye contact with Howard or Robin, thank you.
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I always thought those sit-ins were scummy and very much centered on catering to certain types of people who barely hit the barriers between hedge funders and trust fund babies. And they always made levity out of the price like whoa man you paid how much to be here!? Like they don't make 20 graaaaand a show or something haha
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Thanks dude! Also, this is one of my favorite ETM calls. He bet them that they wouldn't get his fake girlfriend Kendra to call in to the show and won't admit defeat. "You don't win poo poo, you piece of poo poo" is peak ETM. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4PSoV4nI94
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As much as I despised Eric, I think I hate Kendra even more. It takes a special kind of sociopath to totally exploit a person for some modest financial gain like she did.
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Nov 12, 2016 16:48
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Advice posted:Whoa, whoa, whoa pal, nobody said you were MEETING anybody. You get to sit over here and say nothing while Robin reads the news. Q: What is included in this auction? A: The highest bidder will win a Howard Stern Studio Experience. This package includes: You and a guest will meet with Howard Stern
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Nov 12, 2016 16:54
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Artie should do something like this, but the winner gets to do meth and walk to St Louis with Artie one weekend.
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Nov 12, 2016 21:27
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Moniker posted:Q: What is included in this auction? Hahaha, how did they ever get him to agree to this?
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Advice posted:Hahaha, how did they ever get him to agree to this? https://youtu.be/sAuRzHUWoSc
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Artie should do something like this, but the winner gets to do meth and walk to St Louis with Artie one weekend. Even better, Artie should buy the Howard Stern Experience. I guess he would be disqualified when they did the background check though
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Is Artie's podcast generally good? I am listening to the latest one and I kinda like just listening to him bullshit and free associate.
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Dmitri-9 posted:Is Artie's podcast generally good? I am listening to the latest one and I kinda like just listening to him bullshit and free associate. I was a subscriber to his podcast from the start for about a year. It was fun, but it just got old and often times lacked effort. After a while I noticed a had a full month of back episodes on my phone and cancelled. Haven't listened since except for the rant about Howard a month back.
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Dmitri-9 posted:Is Artie's podcast generally good? I am listening to the latest one and I kinda like just listening to him bullshit and free associate. I only listen to the free one and honestly it's not that great and this is supposed to be "best of." When he has real content it's good but sometimes it'll just be him talking as his roommate fake laughs.
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KOAB just railing on Big Black or Ronnie is the best. "I bet you got a beige computer" 
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KOAB was so bad he circled right back around to good in his appearance last week, where he argued with a white uber driver in his area who called in to discuss the topic. "What year car you driving uber in, man?" "2014." "HA-aH. You serious? 2014?" "King - that's last year... what year car do you expect him to have?" "Man, he's white. He should have a 2016 at least. It's easy for him. He's white."
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I've come around on KOAB. He is a pretty reprehensible person (although no where near Sal's levels), but he can actually be insightful about people and their behavior. The lens he views the world through is so bizarre that I find him fascinating. Warning, old man rant: I'm a pretty big fan of The Police, and while the interview with Sting was decent, his live rendition of "Message in a Bottle" was really disappointing. One of my favorite songs, too.
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What kind of faucets you have? American Standard?
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KOAB is awesome and always has been.
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My favorite King call was his describing all the prep that goes into having his wife piss on him. They keep a special piss tarp in the garage.
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Was it? Coulda swore it was a tarp. Bottom line is King has had some poo poo calls over the years, but he's also had dozens where he just lays out stuff from his life in a way no sane person in polite society would. Like the piss tarp/curtain. Or cumming on his wife's feet while she's asleep. Or how Jewish people's garbage be. He's brought good poo poo to the table way more often than most regular callers to the show have, anyway.
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I got new windows in my house yesterday, poppin' 'em out - Italians, WHITE MEN. POP POP POP. POP POP POP POP. 'SUP?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97pASt3lCVo&t=1390s
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Moniker posted:Brent was silent during the waxing. Howard made a comment that he was not making any noise and then suddenly it began hurting him enough to vocally make noise. Power Pig, Hello!!
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Doggystyle, brotha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFKAZaF1RAo&t=803s
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*grunt* You that reporter I called? *grunt*
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Bonzo posted:Power Pig, Hello!! Yo-yo-yo-yo
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Crotch Bat posted:*grunt* You that reporter I called? *grunt* I'll always love how Howard and Fred turn this into pretty much a one-long-syllable grunt of "YRRRRRRRR?". Especially with "Keys, woman", which became "YEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRR" 
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I'll always love how Howard and Fred turn this into pretty much a one-long-syllable grunt of "YRRRRRRRR?". Especially with "Keys, woman", which became "YEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRR" Time away from ETM makes me reflect better on him as a caller. I love powering through the packs but it becomes super easy to just hate hearing his voice but I put some youtube on in the background when I was gaming and that clip came on and I couldn't stop laughing. He was a gift.
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Crotch Bat posted:Time away from ETM makes me reflect better on him as a caller. I love powering through the packs but it becomes super easy to just hate hearing his voice but I put some youtube on in the background when I was gaming and that clip came on and I couldn't stop laughing. He was a gift. He really was. And remember; he wasn't a wack packer, he was a regguller caller. Anyone else notice that? Aside from the obvious communication issues he had, he also would just bypass some syllables or letters once in a while. I'm pretty sure "computer" was "cuh'puter". There are a few other "cuh" words that he'd just oddly mispronounce, but I can't remember what they are. "Complain" (cupplain)? Guy carried himself like a delusional and self-important 16 year old, but actually spoke like an 8 year old.
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euphronius posted:Was yesterday's show pretty politics free Nope
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:He really was. And remember; he wasn't a wack packer, he was a regguller caller. I always imagined that as his speech issue causing minor problems. But in hindsight, there were rumors that his teeth were really hosed up so many he had problems with his palate so he couldn't pronounce very well? I find it hard they would throw him into a public school and not get him into a speech class.
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