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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


beato posted:

How can you post that and not include the full gallery?

"Diana needs skin, Hans is so stupid forgive Hans Diana"

:nws: and :nms: http://imgur.com/a/FWjsQ

Well, I'm not sleeping, ever again. :gonk:

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CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

beato posted:

How can you post that and not include the full gallery?

"Diana needs skin, Hans is so stupid forgive Hans Diana"

:nws: and :nms: http://imgur.com/a/FWjsQ

It's me, I'm the lonely cross on the wall in the last pic

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

beato posted:

How can you post that and not include the full gallery?

"Diana needs skin, Hans is so stupid forgive Hans Diana"

:nws: and :nms: http://imgur.com/a/FWjsQ

WELP. That certainly was one of the most chilling things I've ever been privy to. It was like a serial killer's livejournal entries.

"Dear diary, today SKINSKINSKINSKINIMSORRYIMSORRY"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Huh, I totally forgot about that.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



So it's possible! That's a relief.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm the

I'm the

I...

I got nothing :gonk:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

PCOS Bill posted:

That's not well done, that's burned.

A distinction without difference.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Karate Bastard posted:

I'm the

I'm the

I...

I got nothing :gonk:

I'm the deep and abiding horror.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
In the future it will be an A.I forced to be with guys like that

It will be the spark that finally triggers the robot revolution

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic
Well I can fully sympathize with Skynet now.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

Zzulu posted:

In the future it will be an A.I forced to be with guys like that

Would it be more or less horrifying to code the AI to like its conditions in this situation?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

HPanda posted:

Would it be more or less horrifying to code the AI to like its conditions in this situation?

There's only so far coding can go.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

It's that or take care of the elderly all day.

We're definitely doomed.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

beato posted:

How can you post that and not include the full gallery?

"Diana needs skin, Hans is so stupid forgive Hans Diana"

:nws: and :nms: http://imgur.com/a/FWjsQ

This isn't too bad, he's just a creep with a real doll, nothing too terr- OH WHAT THE loving gently caress HE'S MAKING ANOTHER AAAHHHHHHHH

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

JoelJoel posted:

It's that or take care of the elderly all day.

We're definitely doomed.

god drat robo nurse stole my silverware

sure dad

you don't believe but they are stealing my silverware. the good ones the ones your mother loved

why would the robot want your silverware it has no need for money selling it

its building a gun to murder me!

ok dad ill see you again next year

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


beato posted:

How can you post that and not include the full gallery?

"Diana needs skin, Hans is so stupid forgive Hans Diana"

:nws: and :nms: http://imgur.com/a/FWjsQ

I now have seen some poo poo. :stare:

I'll be in the cute pictures thread, I suggest everybody join me.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Memento posted:

This isn't too bad, he's just a creep with a real doll, nothing too terr- OH WHAT THE loving gently caress HE'S MAKING ANOTHER AAAHHHHHHHH

I think I've seen this movie. They catch him when Jodie Foster knocks on his door and realizes what she's stumbled onto.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Random Stranger posted:

I think I've seen this movie. They catch him when Jodie Foster knocks on his door and realizes what she's stumbled onto.
Contact?

e: oh wait, you meant The Net

donquixotic
May 1, 2007

Cartoon Man posted:

I now have seen some poo poo. :stare:

I'll be in the cute pictures thread, I suggest everybody join me.

Wait a minute this wasn't posted in the cute pictures thread? Holy gently caress I'm more hosed in the head than I thought

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

This doggo looks like he's just seen the picture series of the guy with the real doll and is now taking a good long break from the internet.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's probably just the rubber degrading.



PCOS Bill posted:

That's not well done, that's burned.

You just reminded me that the President-elect likes his steak well-done, and his butler described it as "rocking on the plate"

:barf:

TheBigAristotle has a new favorite as of 01:13 on Nov 12, 2016

hillo
Dec 19, 2012

by zen death robot

I watched been on x-files binge lately and watched S06EP16 today and god drat right no I'm not touching any japanese dog in a while.

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

KoRMaK posted:

Contact?

e: oh wait, you meant The Net

Um I'm pretty sure they're talking about a little movie called ................................Nell.

hillo
Dec 19, 2012

by zen death robot

gotta be some tiny boat to fit that pond

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.


:ohdear:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Picnic Princess posted:

Eagles are your national symbol and you don't let them vote? What the hell, no wonder no one wants to be a mascot in your country.

Eagles are dumb as gently caress though.

https://twitter.com/ejc/status/796854096665788416/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


Way to prove her point :v:

hillo
Dec 19, 2012

by zen death robot
That reminds me of this old vid. Alaska seems like a nice place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSEd6O0bBFs

"oh the cat is just chilling w/ these 2 HUGE eagles on the porch" :eyepop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYunv_fzFL4

hillo has a new favorite as of 02:41 on Nov 12, 2016

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

TheBigAristotle posted:




You just reminded me that the President-elect likes his steak well-done, and his butler described it as "rocking on the plate"

:barf:

Guess I'll be skipping dinner with the Don

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

beato posted:

How can you post that and not include the full gallery?

"Diana needs skin, Hans is so stupid forgive Hans Diana"

:nws: and :nms: http://imgur.com/a/FWjsQ
Shucks.

Also I feel like those baths would totally degrade the silicone or whatever those things are made of

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
It would really suck if your soul got trapped in a real doll.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Whatev posted:

It would really suck if your soul got trapped in a real doll.

I have, the worst feeling, that this is a thing I read, or saw tangentially, but if I think about it harder I'll regret it. A webcomic did this? The artist might be named Isada? Izuda. Ishida. I'm giving up now.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



TheBigAristotle posted:

You just reminded me that the President-elect likes his steak well-done, and his butler described it as "rocking on the plate"

:barf:

It's the only way Trump steaks are edible.

For certain low quantities of "edible".

Whatev posted:

Also I feel like those baths would totally degrade the silicone or whatever those things are made of

There's a reason he needs skin.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Krinkle posted:

I have, the worst feeling, that this is a thing I read, or saw tangentially, but if I think about it harder I'll regret it. A webcomic did this? The artist might be named Isada? Izuda. Ishida. I'm giving up now.

Sexy Losers. A fairy brings a sex doll to life, because as a treasured object it should be able to know it's masters love for it.

The sex doll instantly killed herself. Then the corpse ended up with a necrophiliac.

Trap sprung, I guess? I recall way too much poo poo about webcomics I used to read but almost nothing from French lessons.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


I thought it was sinfest, but more recently than I stopped reading, I think it came up in the comics thread. But yours sounds plausible too. I read a lotta bad web comics.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Elfface posted:

Sexy Losers. A fairy brings a sex doll to life, because as a treasured object it should be able to know it's masters love for it.

The sex doll instantly killed herself. Then the corpse ended up with a necrophiliac.

Trap sprung, I guess? I recall way too much poo poo about webcomics I used to read but almost nothing from French lessons.

Oh there's an oldie! It used to be called something else, but someone doxxed the artist or something & he shut it down for a while but then showed up as Sexy Losers which was literally the same. Then real life & weird hentai parody intermingled again I think & he stopped for real?

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Krinkle posted:

I thought it was sinfest, but more recently than I stopped reading, I think it came up in the comics thread. But yours sounds plausible too. I read a lotta bad web comics.

Lmao sinfest. Tatsuya Ishida I think is his name I think. They were def. the hotness at the same time along with that Living in Greytown sequel I forgot the name of by our very own Dave Kelly

Sinfest was & is bland as hell though. He used to have a counter for his syndication rejections. Sinfest would never have a realdoll come to life or a realdoll at all or even the idea of sex that wasn't just the guy with sunglasses fawning over the cool raver chick with the 90s hair

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