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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

guess who has two thumbs and is through with edibles








me and willie nelson who had similar experiences.

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Edibles can be rough if you don't do the math while making them. Definitely try to limit your first time to 10-20mg THC.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
I'll just stick to smoking fat blunts like Snoop Dogg.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Yes I know but the day I accidentally took 80mg and went to a movie and convinced myself I was having an asthma attack has made me nervous.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
This one's for all the tostitos!


I drank about 50mg of a tonic and a few hours later woke up and puked, edibles are still cool with me but it takes like 20+mg to feel anything now :(

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


kiimo posted:

Yes I know but the day I accidentally took 80mg and went to a movie and convinced myself I was having an asthma attack has made me nervous.

Oh poo poo yeah, that amount of thc can cause some tachycardia. That must have felt like you were dying, drat.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

You don't understand. I said goodbye to the world. I was already dead.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

lol apparently it sucks to be a member of the media now no matter what your focus

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/797207479755165697

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

kiimo posted:

Yes I know but the day I accidentally took 80mg and went to a movie and convinced myself I was having an asthma attack has made me nervous.

:lol: I used to need 100mg just to feel anything.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Turdsdown Tom posted:

i wondered why they don't do the thing soccer teams and rugby teams do where they digitally project the ad onto the field

A bunch of the local broadcasts did that in the preseason last year, for red zone attempts. I think it made it two or three weeks before everyone agreed it looked and sounded god loving awful and they canned it.

I think the Saints one was sponsored by Slap Ya Mamma products and it was weird as hell to hear that every time a team got in the 20, which was suddenly half outlined red with logos and poo poo.

Edit: I'm phone posting, but Google Slap Ya Mamma Red Zone and that poo poo comes up...

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

fsif posted:

lol apparently it sucks to be a member of the media now no matter what your focus

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/797207479755165697

Smoke Weed - mega suspension
Celebrate TD - get penalized and fined
punch a lady - no biggie
punch a reporter - nothing at all

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Chichevache posted:

:lol: I used to need 100mg just to feel anything.

I've never had a problem before but also there's the added factor that edibles in CA aren't really that regulated yet and the label often times is just an approximation. Hopefully that poo poo gets locked down going forward.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Febreeze posted:

Smoke Weed - mega suspension
Celebrate TD - get penalized and fined
punch a lady - no biggie
punch a reporter - nothing at all

If we stop players from wearing unique cleats it will save the NFL, and maybe even our country

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

fsif posted:

lol apparently it sucks to be a member of the media now no matter what your focus

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/797207479755165697

Dominik isn't impressed

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
One time I did 1 million weeds and I could still perform open heart surgery

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

kiimo posted:

I've never had a problem before but also there's the added factor that edibles in CA aren't really that regulated yet and the label often times is just an approximation. Hopefully that poo poo gets locked down going forward.

Yeah, that's definitely a good point. I'm sure getting something labeled 100mg in Colorado would knock me on my rear end compared to some of the bullshit that gets passed around here in California.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
NFL ruining yet another promising young career with their horrendous weed policy

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Magicpants posted:

One time I did 1 million weeds and I could still perform open heart surgery

One time my friend Becky snorted a weed and died instantly

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I felt like I was going to die.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

im glad I have a severe disassociative disorder and would probably go insane if i had the devils weed.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


It's actually the cat's pajamas

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Intruder posted:

One time my friend Becky snorted a weed and died instantly

It's true, if you smoke weed once you are addicted for life and instantly start craving heroin.

Anyway, you want a full or double dose of Oxy for that leg sprain? I'll just fill out your prescription here, no need to trouble yourself.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Febreeze posted:

Smoke Weed - mega suspension
Celebrate TD - get penalized and fined
punch a lady - no biggie
punch a reporter - nothing at all

Murder - Win a Super Bowl.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
When you're so high it's scary is good to me

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

King Hong Kong posted:

Murder - Win a Super Bowl.

Refuse to give your phone that's likely full of pictures from various women you're sexting to hide it from your wife, 4 games

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord
someone cut fentanyl into my weed and now i'm dead

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
WEAR YOUR GODDAMN SEATBELTS PEOPLE

https://twitter.com/SBNationNFL/status/797475960425562112

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
man that's really sad for ..... I Pead hahaahahahahahaha

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Like motorcycle helmets it's nearly impossible to force people to wear safety equipment. I have to give a seat belt power point to every new hire. Some of then just won't listen.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Magicpants posted:

man that's really sad for ..... I Pead hahaahahahahahaha

I Pead Freely
Flung From Vehicle

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


poor bastard. Hope he recovers enough to have a semblance of a normal life :(

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Matthew and Kelly Stafford are expecting twin girls. :)

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




She already has twin girls :downsrim:

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/797551399412318208

It's happening.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


:getin:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Wilford Cutlery posted:

She already has twin girls :downsrim:

These ones won't be adopted.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Chichevache posted:

These ones won't be adopted.

:golfclap:

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
:siren: Ladarius Green added to 53 man roster, LJ Fort cut to correspond

Two Tone Shoes
Jan 2, 2009

All that's missing is the ring.

fartknocker posted:

A bunch of the local broadcasts did that in the preseason last year, for red zone attempts. I think it made it two or three weeks before everyone agreed it looked and sounded god loving awful and they canned it.

I think the Saints one was sponsored by Slap Ya Mamma products and it was weird as hell to hear that every time a team got in the 20, which was suddenly half outlined red with logos and poo poo.

Edit: I'm phone posting, but Google Slap Ya Mamma Red Zone and that poo poo comes up...

Slap Ya Mama Red Zone Alert was the highlight of that season.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/mooretosay/status/797579307174477824

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