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The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.


Hugh G. Rectum posted:

Haha you weren't kidding. Texas has a shitload of plate backgrounds.



:burger:



:btroll:



hiss





Amazing.

The one with the cannon was supposed to say, "molon labe," but none of that queer, mexi-can crap can be on Texas license plates. AMERICA PROUD! :911:

I miss the old school blue Illinois plates, though. Lincoln can get his own, special license plate, I want minimalism and soothing blue tones


FakeEdit: It's a little weird for somewhere so vehemently opposed to scientific progress to be so proud of their atomic grapefruits, but whatever

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randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Wasabi the J posted:

I will not have you disparage the Whataburger license plate.

That's Mighty Fine, which is a small chain in the Austin area. I tried them last time I was out that way, the food's good.. but it's no Whataburger.

I thought it was for Whataburger too the first time I saw one

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

That's Mighty Fine, which is a small chain in the Austin area. I tried them last time I was out that way, the food's good.. but it's no Whataburger.

I thought it was for Whataburger too the first time I saw one

I miss Texas food goddammit. :negative:

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

My roommate has been know to fix stuff like this occasionally. From scratch.



.... it's no wonder I can't lose weight.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
Terrible carb stuff.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Door Frame posted:

The one with the cannon was supposed to say, "molon labe," but none of that queer, mexi-can crap can be on Texas license plates. AMERICA PROUD! :911:


Uh, no, the flag actually said COME AND TAKE IT on it.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Haha if I could pick a plate it would definitely pick the dr pepper one. My car would slowly get donkier and donkier

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Fayez Butts posted:

How many Texans are there driving around with the words "state fruit of Texas" on their car?
Can you get the burger picture to go with that text?

PCOS Bill posted:

Uh, no, the flag actually said COME AND TAKE IT on it.
He's getting mixed up with the Spartans. In context, yeah, it should be the English version. Same attitude in a similar situation, and the latter very much influenced by the former (they even specifically called it a "laconic reply" in the message).

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Wisconsin has been using the same design for a while now. First they did AAA-123 with blue, then red lettering, now it's 123-AAA with black lettering. Been that way for probably 30+ years now.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I like how the yellow of the current NY plates sticks out so well so I can know which cars are going to drive the worst here in Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh drivers are bad, but NYers coming through are just loving horrible.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Texas Plate Counterpoint: I think this is one of the nicest plates out there right now. The silver version is good too.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

um excuse me posted:

Haha if I could pick a plate it would definitely pick the dr pepper one. My car would slowly get donkier and donkier

I would get a job as Coca-Cola fleet manager and buy them for the trucks.

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009

The Door Frame posted:



I miss the old school blue Illinois plates, though. Lincoln can get his own, special license plate, I want minimalism and soothing blue tones


I have a bunch of these in my basement. I wanted one on my first car so bad but it was the year they put lincolns dumb face in the middle. I see them every now and then on the front of cars and its usually on some rusted out shitbucket.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

FL has a shitload of specialty plates too, but most of them shockingly seem to have been made by mildly competent designers. This was the only really comical one I saw (which I've never seen in the wild):

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

Nothing says "single issue abortion voter" than your very own "Choose Life" plate available in the state of AR:


These are everywhere, too.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


GokieKS
Dec 15, 2012

Mostly Harmless.

Fayez Butts posted:

How many Texans are there driving around with the words "state fruit of Texas" on their car?

You can actually see how many of each plate design is currently registered from the Texas DMV site. I don't see the grapefruit one on there, but there's apparently 111 of the Dr. Pepper ones, and 159 of the Mighty Fine Burgers.

I am one of the 294 who have the World Wildlife Fund one.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

GokieKS posted:

You can actually see how many of each plate design is currently registered from the Texas DMV site. I don't see the grapefruit one on there, but there's apparently 111 of the Dr. Pepper ones, and 159 of the Mighty Fine Burgers.

I am one of the 294 who have the World Wildlife Fund one.

118 have the grapefruit (it is the citrus industry plate)

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
I'd have that with "RENTON" on it.

GokieKS
Dec 15, 2012

Mostly Harmless.

nm posted:

118 have the grapefruit (it is the citrus industry plate)

Ah, missed it when I was looking, and when I did a search I was using "Grapefruit". So there you have it - more popular than Dr. Pepper, but not as popular as Might Fine Burgers.

Mercury Ballistic
Nov 14, 2005

not gun related
Virginia is the ruler of special interest license plates.
http://www.dmv.org/va-virginia/special-license-plates.php

Confusing as hell when you see a VA tag with Penn State or Florida State University all over it.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

InitialDave posted:

He's getting mixed up with the Spartans. In context, yeah, it should be the English version. Same attitude in a similar situation, and the latter very much influenced by the former (they even specifically called it a "laconic reply" in the message).

Oh, I didn't even know that was a thing. Here I was making fun of Texan illiteracy and the alt-right environment that has embraced the "molon labe" lifestyle, and I missed a real historical event

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Yeah, its kinda a big thing in texas. Though it has been adopted by wingnuts scared that OBAMMA GON TAKE MAH GUNS which makes me sad.

Majere
Oct 22, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Enourmo posted:

FL has a shitload of specialty plates too, but most of them shockingly seem to have been made by mildly competent designers. This was the only really comical one I saw (which I've never seen in the wild):



The default florida plate is pretty bad, considering the green text over the 1 shade lighter green leaves in the middle. Obscures the middle 2 characters pretty good!

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

The Door Frame posted:

Oh, I didn't even know that was a thing. Here I was making fun of Texan illiteracy and the alt-right environment that has embraced the "molon labe" lifestyle, and I missed a real historical event

That ended in a loving slaughter too.

I'm a proud semi texan and the complete lack of awareness about texan history is staggering but unsurprising.

The tl:Dr of Texas history is a bunch of radical slavers try about five times to make a republic free of laws of tyranny (re: owning slaves mostly) and get their poo poo pushed in each time, relying on American intervention for protection.

ionn
Jan 23, 2004

Din morsa.
Grimey Drawer

Mercury Ballistic posted:

Virginia is the ruler of special interest license plates.

This one is somewhat ironic:
https://www.dmv.virginia.gov/vehicles/#splates/info.asp?idnm=ODMC
"Organ donor, motorcycle"

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

The Ferret King posted:

Yeah, current Texas plates are pretty sharp lookin.

I agree. Of course I bought an all-black car the year before they changed to the black-and-white plates, so I'm stuck with the ugly old blue ones for probably as long as I'll have the car.

Enourmo posted:

FL has a shitload of specialty plates too, but most of them shockingly seem to have been made by mildly competent designers. This was the only really comical one I saw (which I've never seen in the wild):


North Carolina has custom plates for Cup drivers.



Not sure how they decided who to make 'em for, surely there's more teams than that based in NC. I wonder how many of those people (and/or their crews) have "their" custom plate on their personal cars.

It's actually really weird to me thinking of NASCAR drivers having personal cars (sort of in the same vein as Let's Play-ers playing games for fun, y'dig?) -- I'd assume they're contractually obligated or at least heavily encouraged to only own the same brand as their race car, right? If so, does that mean everybody at Stewart-Haas has to go out and buy a new personal car during the off-season?

Edit: also, more on-topic, at least a couple of those are based on out-of-date liveries. E.g. the 10 is mainly white with a blue outline now, sometimes grey and red, and it's been quite a while since the 14 was orange.

Edit again: also, most of them have the driver's initials as a suffix, but some don't and that's weird. Like the #10 plate is XXXX-DP, #88 is XXXX-JR (which makes sense), the elder Busch is XXXX-KB, but lil' bro Busch is XXXX-BH (what?), and #20 (Matt Kenseth) is XXXX-NK (Why?).

Also the brothers Busch have the same initials, which is weird on the TV leaderboard ticker too, since it's mostly first initial lastname, they're Ku and Ky Busch, which is an inelegant solution, but I guess it's all they can do to differentiate them. Also they still insist on using the Jr. suffix for young Dale, which is not properly correct per most style manuals (while the elder is alive, he has no suffix and son with the same name is Jr., when Dad dies he's Sr. and the son is just [name]. He's the only Dale now! The "Jr." is superfluous!).

Chillbro Baggins fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Nov 13, 2016

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
PA's plates are generally pretty boring, mostly just "organization logo on standard plate" outside of stuff like the conservation plates. http://www.dmv.pa.gov/VEHICLE-SERVICES/Registration%20Plates/Pages/Approved-Organizations.aspx

I kind of want to get a Planned Parenthood plate to go with my NRA sticker in my window and the Trump stuff, etc.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
I like the original state flag specialty plate for Oklahoma. Reminds me that this used to be a progressive, nigh socialist state 100 years ago.



Compare to the awful new plates we'll all be required to buy next year.

Imagined fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Nov 14, 2016

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

What's he pointing to? Oh poo poo.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Imagined posted:

I like the original state flag specialty plate for Oklahoma. Reminds me that this used to be a progressive, nigh socialist state 100 years ago.



Compare to the awful new plates we'll all be required to buy next year.



That sucks, the simple layout with the solid red background looks really good. Shame the new one looks like the LEGALLY DISTINCTTM version of our "prevent violence" plates


The only good ones we have left that aren't antique vehicle plates are the sportsman series and the State Police Memorial Park plates


The CPD memorial plates are pretty good too, they're the closest to the old plates that I can find



All modern license plates are so cluttered and have too many colors. Isn't the whole purpose of a license plate to convey all of the identifying information of the car at a glance?


E: Is that a vulture on the State Police Memorial plate? :staredog:

The Door Frame fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Nov 14, 2016

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Door Frame posted:



All modern license plates are so cluttered and have too many colors. Isn't the whole purpose of a license plate to convey all of the identifying information of the car at a glance?

All?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

The new California throwback plates you can get for an extra $40 look really good and are totally worth it. I have one on each of my motorcycles.



No crap, just CALIFORNIA and the numbers. (The motorcycle ones just say CAL). They're genuinely embossed and painted, too, not a flat printout.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
Got me there.
Michigan is the only nearby state that I see with good, standard plates, but actually looking online, Iowa, Kentucky, and Missouri all have pretty solid designs. Even Indiana's aren't bad, but for whatever reason, I see mostly their bicentennial plates

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
I really like Arizona's Historic Vehicle plates. They're copper (and heavy as poo poo)!

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Sagebrush posted:

The new California throwback plates you can get for an extra $40 look really good and are totally worth it. I have one on each of my motorcycles.



No crap, just CALIFORNIA and the numbers. (The motorcycle ones just say CAL). They're genuinely embossed and painted, too, not a flat printout.

Except every douchbag orders these plates now so I can tell at a glance if the driver is an idiot.

If you have a classic car or a black car, those plates are fine. If you have them on your white Audi then gently caress off.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

I really like Arizona's Historic Vehicle plates. They're copper (and heavy as poo poo)!



It's amazing those aren't swiped 5 seconds after you park it somewhere.

Soarer
Jan 14, 2012

I JUST CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S PONY AVATARS

~SMcD
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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

FCKGW posted:

Except every douchbag orders these plates now so I can tell at a glance if the driver is an idiot.

If you have a classic car or a black car, those plates are fine. If you have them on your white Audi then gently caress off.

Yeah there's a guy down the street from me with a WRX and black license plate SKYNET1. It pisses me off.

I wish they still made the "Golden State" style plate. Especially wish they made a motorcycle version. It's the prettiest one IMO

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charliemonster42
Sep 14, 2005


FCKGW posted:

Except every douchbag orders these plates now so I can tell at a glance if the driver is an idiot.

If you have a classic car or a black car, those plates are fine. If you have them on your white Audi then gently caress off.

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