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Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

how many millions will die in his wars, and how to build a fallout shelter

You seem to have PRESIDENT ELECT DONALD J TRUMP confused with Hillary Clinton

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Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
*Oval office, day*
The barrel of a gun in Don's mouth.

Narrator Trump:"With a gun stuck in your mouth and the barrel of the gun between your teeth, you can only talk in vowels."

Camera zooms out, Hitler is holding the gun, and staring.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

So when do the deportation forces start their round up of "illegals"? poo poo like that takes some organization, so...April 2017?

But seriously, if Trump actually attempts to keep his earlier promise of deporting 11 million people then there's going to be some serious confrontations between authorities and people with nothing to lose. Not to mention the scale of such an operation lends itself to opportunities for assholes to harm a whole lot of people.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Boosted_C5 posted:

You seem to have PRESIDENT ELECT DONALD J TRUMP confused with Hillary Clinton

wear the hat

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
What constitutional amendments do you think he's going to propose?

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

i think donald trump will be a below average president

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

FabioClone posted:

What constitutional amendments do you think he's going to propose?

Here's one, Trump might back D.C. Statehood. He made a big show of how he was going to produce for the African American community, here's one that voted overwhelmingly to become a state, to gain access to representation in congress and probably more federal funding. When republicans cry about adding 2 senate seats and a house seat that will likely go dem, Trump can tell them to quit being pussies and instead try to earn their votes.

It seems crazy enough to be a thing that Trump might do.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Pivot incoming

https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/796452774162690052

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."


We are at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia.

:geno:

Princeps32
Nov 9, 2012

Boosted_C5 posted:

You seem to have PRESIDENT ELECT DONALD J TRUMP confused with Hillary Clinton

i know people were smug and lovely to you, and i missed having you around in the old trump thread

but jesus man, this is reality now. are you really, actually excited about this? do you know what you've signed on for?

people are really going to get hurt in the next four years

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

we are so hosed.

I was hoping to come back to a permaban, but this? this is not what I wanted

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

I'm really arzying about the consequences facing our most vulnerable citizens over the next four years.

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Next I'm arzying about the rest of the loving world because we're gonna render this planet uninhabitable

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
THis wall better be really loving awesome, because if we go broke building it, it may as well look good.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

all press releases were removed because the idiots that designed the site left open a thing on the press releases page that let you insert your own text into the title of the page

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

C-Euro posted:

He wants to do away with the Departments of Education and Energy :psyduck:

Conservatives have wanted to do away with the Department of Education for decades now.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I guess the 'saying merry christmas again'-law won't be on the books until next year so enjoy the holidays while you can

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004

rear end cobra posted:

I guess the 'saying merry christmas again'-law won't be on the books until next year so enjoy the holidays while you can

Gona make Christmas great again.

Too Poetic
Nov 28, 2008

AbysmalPeptoBismol posted:

So when do the deportation forces start their round up of "illegals"? poo poo like that takes some organization, so...April 2017?

But seriously, if Trump actually attempts to keep his earlier promise of deporting 11 million people then there's going to be some serious confrontations between authorities and people with nothing to lose. Not to mention the scale of such an operation lends itself to opportunities for assholes to harm a whole lot of people.
they arent being taken to death camps they are being deported to mexico they have plenty to lose.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Philthy posted:

THis wall better be really loving awesome, because if we go broke building it, it may as well look good.
Mexico is going to pay or have you not been paying attention?

achtungnight
Oct 5, 2014
I get my fun here. Enjoy!
If that wall gets built, I predict a US politician will be standing outside it one day, echoing Ronald Reagan. "Mr. President, tear down this wall!"

Also, I wrote a song for this occasion. Hope y'all enjoy it.

To the tune of the Rolling Stones' Sympathy for the Devil-

"Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've wanted to lead this nation for many long years
and now at last I've won the race.

I paid attention and saw this country
in a moment of doubt and pain
I offered the public and their Congress
the chance to wash their hands of all the shame

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I campaigned around America
When I saw it was a time for a change
Damned Obama and all his ministers
Bon Jovi, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, others screamed in vain

I expressed an attitude so rank
my supporters took my flanks
The vitriol raged
And the rhetoric stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(Woo woo, woo woo)

I watched with glee
While so many
Fought for and then laid
in the beds they made
(Woo woo, woo woo)

I shouted out,
Build a wall! Lock up Hilary!
Will I actually do it?
Wait and see.

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I fell into traps in many a debate
then got elected anyway

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me President!
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint!

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay the USA to waste

mm yeah
(Woo woo, woo woo)
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, mm yeah
(Who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, mm mean it, get down
(Woo woo, woo woo)
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!

(Woo woo)
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame
Oh, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who

Oh, yeah
What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Woo woo
Woo woo

Peace. Out.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Yo check out this neat trick

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

Too Poetic posted:

they arent being taken to death camps they are being deported to mexico they have plenty to lose.

Being separated from loved ones, your job, and the place that's likely been your home for many years is a big loss. These things actually matter to many people and I think you're vastly understating their value to the folks on the deportation list.

I'm sorry a socially frigid Trump Sucker like yourself doesn't understand that. If you did, perhaps things would be different. Maybe go hang out with some immigrants once in a while, learn some stuff for a change?


Edit: I'm not going to edit out my insults, but I will say I'm sorry for not being civil. Things are stressful right now and I'm lashing out. I'm of course making assumptions about you based on how you responded to my post and that's wrong. Perhaps this is a microcosm of the failure of the Democratic Party this election season?

AbysmalPeptoBismol has issued a correction as of 17:47 on Nov 10, 2016

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Things are not stressful right now, dude. They may become stressful in a couple of months, but right now the "stress" you're feeling is the same hyperbolic, hand-wringing bandwagon that occurs every four years like clockwork. The sky is not falling. Honestly, everyone freaking out about all the terrible things Trump is going to do sounds an awful lot like the eight years of "Obama's coming for our guns!" from the right: a bunch of knee-jerk panic. Calm down. Even if the sky really is going to fall, insulting a dude on a dead Internet forum is not going to reverse or assuage it.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
The pivot!

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/796782725655052288

quote:

Three days after mocking Trump as not fit to control the codes needed to launch nuclear weapons, Obama told his successor that he wanted him to succeed and would do everything he could to ensure a smooth transition.
Trump, who spent years pursuing Obama over false claims he is not a natural-born American and accused him of being the founder of ISIS on the campaign trail, called Obama a "very good man" and said he would seek his counsel in future.
:lol:

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

big league jobs are on the agenda

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
I hope he adds TRUMP to the side of Air Force One.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:

i, for one, cannot loving wait for the sequel to the white house corespondents dinner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TwRmX6zs4

or Trump's response to this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC1NGWM8gP8

Obama poked the bear.

The best owns take years of plotting.

Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx
Thank you America, I AM YOUR VOICE!!!

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Poco posted:

is there a "whoops" button America can press

You already pressed it in the voting box when you voted for Hillary.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Zyla posted:

if there's a silver lining here, the whole rest of the world dies if we die

that's p metal

Geostomp posted:

I think it's safe to say that the American experiment has conclusively failed. We had a good run.

it didn't fail; it just mutated

the framers would be so fuckin pissed off tho

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
I'm going to say Merry Christmas, and Mexico is going to pay for it.

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

That Robot posted:

the framers would be so fuckin pissed off tho

i think a lot of them would be broadly on board with the coming restoration of white power

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat

blugu64 posted:

I hope he adds TRUMP to the side of Air Force One.

He already calls his current plane Trump Force 1 so here's hoping!

User
May 3, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Nap Ghost
I've never enjoyed reading shitredditsays this much. Leftists so fragile.

Edit: example: "Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights....Like he's a Muslim or something." [4747]

User has issued a correction as of 22:13 on Nov 13, 2016

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



FabioClone posted:

What constitutional amendments do you think he's going to propose?

Well, Conway just suggested that if Harry Reid doesn't cool it with his criticism of Trump, they might seek legal action. And Guiliani now said the President should be above the law.

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

q: what happens with trump's fraud trial now

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Peel posted:

q: what happens with trump's fraud trial now

Well, they're trying to get him out of it and/or dismissed, and see my above regarding Guiliani's comment about the President now being above the law.

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the numa numa song
Oct 3, 2006

Even though
I'm better than you
I am not
Checks out. What goes around comes around.
https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/797953260325928960

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