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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Skellybones posted:

Florida Man Doesn't Like Pizza

Well, you know, Florida...

EDIT: Goddamn revenoors knocking on the door when all my bandwidth is tied up with updates. Fine, ya greedy bastards! Here's what I owe you!



(Gotta stay topical, unlike Crobbers, amirite?)

Samizdata fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Nov 14, 2016

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BigMouthSingers
Oct 15, 2015

I still subscribe because the puzzlebox tells me to.

Star Citizen.... you're playing right now.
I think this INN shitshow is an emergency false flag operation to draw attention away from the main shitshow.

A shitshow inside the shitshow.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

BigMouthSingers posted:

I think this INN shitshow is an emergency false flag operation to draw attention away from the main shitshow.

A shitshow inside the shitshow.

Roll up, roll up, see the incompetent idiots and their merry band

Sum Mors
Feb 21, 2008

Chalks posted:

Roll up, roll up, see the incompetent idiots and their merry band
https://youtu.be/fLS0Med0s6E?t=9m20s
Right before your eyes we put our FUD to their lies
And we laugh until he cries then he dies then he dies
Come inside the shows about to start
Guaranteed to blow your ships apart

Sum Mors fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Nov 14, 2016

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

GAPE APE

Ghostlight posted:

Seafood pizza is actually really loving good.




Like all pizza.

i like haddock on my pizza. pineapple can gently caress off. i called my parent they still love me.

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

BigMouthSingers posted:

I think this INN shitshow is an emergency false flag operation to draw attention away from the main shitshow.

A shitshow inside the shitshow.

Not an intentional distraction for sure, but I think it's important to remember that CIG doesn't have anything, so any reprieve in the laser-focus of rage being directed at them won't spare them the return of that gaze a little later down the line when they still have nothing to show for themselves.

More than ever it just feels like we're approaching the day that Komm Süsser Tod starts playing.

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

BigMouthSingers posted:

I think this INN shitshow is an emergency false flag operation to draw attention away from the main shitshow.

I am not sure that they would operate at this level (of stupidity or cunningness, or both ). They prefer positive/fake marketing, smokes and mirrors and shills. And they choose to be oblivious that the project is steadily rolling downhill.

I also think that this new drama will unfold in a more funny way, if goons leave it alone to unravel on its own... It seems to me that both sides are ready to go bezerk on each other, and the "i told you so" reddit posts are giving them a distraction target.

AbstractNapper fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Nov 14, 2016

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

nawledgelambo posted:

This dude Typhooni is looking for a literal paystub proving CIG is skimming money to WolfLarsen to turn out pockets from backers. I don't know how much more obvious it can be the fact pictures and professional background will tell you: I AM GETTING PAID FOR THIS.

I had people ask me if I had seen receipts for RH furniture and declare that since I didn't I couldn't prove CIG paid for all that and that the employees didn't bring it from their homes themselves.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Gradis posted:

i like haddock on my pizza. pineapple can gently caress off. i called my parent they still love me.
For the record I called my parents today to make sure they didn't die, and they did not.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

Sappo569 posted:

It looks like the type of mansion porn directors would rent

Mae demming link confirmed.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

MeLKoR posted:

I had people ask me if I had seen receipts for RH furniture and declare that since I didn't I couldn't prove CIG paid for all that and that the employees didn't bring it from their homes themselves.

It's sometimes hard to pin down where the stupid stops and where the insincerity begins

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
thread moves too fast to keep up. Did that really fat guy have a heart attack yet?

orcane
Jun 13, 2012

Fun Shoe
Skipped 100 pages, did anything happen? How many Derek blog countdowns to 2 weeks did I miss?

necroid
May 14, 2009

mike12345 posted:

who the gently caress doesn't like pizza

yeah what the gently caress Derek

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

Honest question, what if 8ace is being serious though? What would the implication for you,or others here be? What if SQ42 really is a masterpiece (highly doubtful, but stranger things have happened) as 8ace claims? Just wondering.

I know it's fun, and easy, to write off all pro comments as shills, but could there be truth to this?

I just remembered this and wanted to quote it again.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z-W0IRXvF4

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





MOD CHALLENGE:
Derek,
You must eat a pizza slice and post a pic or no one here will buy your games.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
This is a pretty apt projection of what trying to play this game would look like with goons in the same Verse.




alf_pogs posted:

derek smart admitted to not liking pizza and i for one cant get over it. i thought he was a good leader


They found out. :ohdear:

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

I did my fair share and bought a LOD key. Derek, please buy your devs some Pizza with the money.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

tuo posted:

I did my fair share and bought a LOD key. Derek, please buy your devs some Pizza with the money.

Lol you played yourself.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
Stop whining about pizza you lackwits

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Stop whining about pizza you lackwits

No. At least that's something important and relevant to… well… life in general, as opposed to SC.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

I heard Derek voted for Gary Johnson.

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Woah, they've fixed the physics!!!









:pgabz: They haven't fixed the physics. :pgabz:

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

BigMouthSingers posted:

I think this INN shitshow is an emergency false flag operation to draw attention away from the main shitshow.

A shitshow inside the shitshow.

Inshillption

Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013

Physics are hard okay. This is a perfectly normal part of the development process 4 years in and all is needs is a complete refactoring to be perfect.

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

GAPE APE

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Stop whining about pizza you lackwits

pizza is important. star citizen isnt.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/jakedimare/status/575783155791175680
https://twitter.com/jakedimare/status/784839312407797760
https://twitter.com/jakedimare/status/790717726318747648
https://twitter.com/jakedimare/status/539591375810215937
https://twitter.com/jakedimare/status/737794903661481984
https://twitter.com/jakedimare/status/652959264223330304

https://twitter.com/WolfLarsenSC/status/785639229313339392

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Sandweed posted:

Lol you played yourself.

Disposable income

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Can't really expect a classy and handsome high roller like Dr. Smart to enjoy peasant food.

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

insh'illah

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
Dr Smart, eat the pizza.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer


It's a lot of work, 10 months of damage control spinning.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

AP posted:



It's a lot of work, 10 months of damage control spinning.

CIG paying INN via Jake and having him just pocket it all would be amazing, please be true.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
In May 2016, after Derek starts talking about the CIG links to the INN founder who works in digital marketing, who setup the INN website and appears to have little interest in the game, some changes were made to the INN website.



tastychicken
Jul 17, 2007
Title text goes here

... now it's deleted!

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues
What really kills me is Jake pushing the "Derek Smart is a plant for big publisher" line every now and again. Like the entire thing where they refunded him then banned him from the forums and lied about the reason why they did it wasn't loving obvious motivation.

He's not an elaborate puzzle within an enigma wrapped up by a conspiracy, dudes. He's a guy CIG shat on that wants to be first in line to piss on the ashes when his predictions of flaws and failure are vindicated.

orcane
Jun 13, 2012

Fun Shoe
Holy :laffo: I just read the INN drama stuff, these guys are so loving dumb it hurts.

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

tastychicken posted:

... now it's deleted!

Oh thank god, that should immediately prevent anyone from criticising the current course of Star Citizen in any way, shape or form now won't it?

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AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5csytn/inn_lets_clear_some_things_up/d9zox4p/



Guys stop talking about all this now.

Lets pretend it's a conversation we never had.

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