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Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

I am really not looking forward to the Small Soldiers reboot

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Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

Megabound posted:

Got some good home grown AUG in the gbs Aus thread.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754419&pagenumber=326&perpage=40#post466388652

:nws: if you check out the images

That was 10 pages ago and this saga is still continuing :frogsiren:

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

and another one which seemed innocuous


until i looked at his cover pic


I'm the idiot here. What's going on?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

There's someone standing on him.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Megabound posted:

Got some good home grown AUG in the gbs Aus thread.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754419&pagenumber=326&perpage=40#post466388652

:nws: if you check out the images

Sounding is one of the few things that, after years of exposure to The Internet, still makes me feel physically ill.

Did he go to the hospital? I can't even bring myself to read the thread.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Jeherrin posted:

Sounding is one of the few things that, after years of exposure to The Internet, still makes me feel physically ill.

Did he go to the hospital? I can't even bring myself to read the thread.

Nope, he shoved the same sound down his dick again but this time coated in honey because he read that a trial had shown that it helped combat infection. He's posting actively right now.

LSD at the gangbang
Dec 27, 2009

Megabound posted:

Nope, he shoved the same sound down his dick again but this time coated in honey because he read that a trial had shown that it helped combat infection. He's posting actively right now.

Oh jesus christ no.

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


Megabound posted:

Got some good home grown AUG in the gbs Aus thread.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754419&pagenumber=326&perpage=40#post466388652

:nws: if you check out the images

Well, I don't know why I checked out the images :smith:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Megabound posted:

Nope, he shoved the same sound down his dick again but this time coated in honey because he read that a trial had shown that it helped combat infection. He's posting actively right now.

You ever read something that's so painful that it makes your hands feel weak?

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

bean_shadow posted:

I'm the idiot here. What's going on?

some dude has a really big fetish for motocross dudes being tied up, led around in collars, choked, stomped on, etc

idk, maybe his gf left him for a motorsport

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


chitoryu12 posted:

You ever read something that's so painful that it makes your hands feel weak?

I don't like any of this. I want to go back to this morning and choose not to read this thread.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Megabound posted:

Nope, he shoved the same sound down his dick again but this time coated in honey because he read that a trial had shown that it helped combat infection. He's posting actively right now.

I suppose neosporin was too obvious.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Dienes posted:

I suppose neosporin was too obvious.

Yea, but he had the honey on hand so :shrug:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Honey does fight infections, but I don't know about packing your torn up dick hole with it.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
How drunk do you have to be to 1) shove things in your dickhole until you tear it up inside 2) post about it live and then 3) shove more things down your dickhole but covered in honey because lol that'll stop the infection

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Slime posted:

How drunk do you have to be to 1) shove things in your dickhole until you tear it up inside 2) post about it live and then 3) shove more things down your dickhole but covered in honey because lol that'll stop the infection

It's more a mental illness thing.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Solice Kirsk posted:

Honey does fight infections, but I don't know about packing your torn up dick hole with it.

I don't think the antibacterial qualities of honey are going to be enough to stave of the wicked UTI he's going to get from shoving sugar up his urethra.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I can understand reluctance to go to a doctor over embarrassing problems, but someone jamming rods up their dick is probably not even on the top 5 of the weirdest/grossest poo poo they've seen. Even if it was and I knew they'd be telling jokes about me for the rest of their lives, if my dick starts gushing out blood I'd get to a doctor ASAP, not start pouring food in there. Even with no insurance it's worth the debt to get your dick fixed and not die.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
I saw "it won't stop bleeding" and closed the gently caress out of that tab. Based on the comments in here, super glad I did that!

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
What a time to be alive.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Megabound posted:

Got some good home grown AUG in the gbs Aus thread.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754419&pagenumber=326&perpage=40#post466388652

:nws: if you check out the images

I knew what that image was going to be, and I still clicked on it.

I have seen it twice in my life now.

I'm just numb to everything now.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

TotalLossBrain posted:

What a time to be alive.

What a time to not be dying of sweet and sour dick rot.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Dreddout posted:

I knew what that image was going to be, and I still clicked on it.

I have seen it twice in my life now.

I'm just numb to everything now.

Same. I can't escape this feeling that even know that image I never wanted to see is seared into my brain, I wanted to check it one last time to make sure it was real.


TontoCorazon posted:

It's more a mental illness thing.

Please don't wrap us into Aussies.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Slime posted:

How drunk do you have to be to 1) shove things in your dickhole until you tear it up inside 2) post about it live and then 3) shove more things down your dickhole but covered in honey because lol that'll stop the infection

Hey sometimes shoving stuff in your dickhole just seems like a good idea. :shrug:

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I am desensitized to basically everything else and even the flesh gun I didn't react to much, but sounding is like the one thing that still gets a horrified reaction out of me

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
Seeing that must be how women feel when some stranger sends them dick pics.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Even with no insurance it's worth the debt to get your dick fixed and not die.

Best bit, we get free health care in Aus and he still wouldn't go.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
dude, if you put "donald trump - slash - reader" in the tags then that spoils it all, learn 2 fic

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
The missus and I have been following the dickgoon's odyssey. She acts like shes not interested but her ears perk up when I mention it.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


whatever happened to sticking things in ur butt?

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

The banjo player from the remake of Deliverance is certainly amazing.

Ed: old banjo player:


He's working at Wal-mart now-a-days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBgxdROTTrE

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

im pooping! posted:

whatever happened to sticking things in ur butt?

How pedestrian.

(God drat that name/post combo)

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

im pooping! posted:

whatever happened to sticking things in ur butt?

That's sooo late 90s. Get with the times.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I read this out to my partner and now they're really mad at me. Thanks Dickgoon, now I get to sleep on the couch.




Also angry at you taking the name dickgoon seeing as I have Dick right in my username.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jestery posted:

The missus and I have been following the dickgoon's odyssey. She acts like shes not interested but her ears perk up when I mention it.

literally?

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Intoluene posted:

It's the rope that really sells this one. Also, I promise that for every professional bdsm video needing actual rope work, there's a guy that looks like this actually making the ties.

I hope his job title is officially porn bosun. Like, I want that to be on someone's resume somewhere just because.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



TWO SIX HEAVE
TWO SIX HEAVE

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


yeah I eat rear end posted:

Even with no insurance it's worth the debt to get your dick fixed and not die.

That's the best thing, he's Australian. If he went to the ER it would be completely free to get totally fixed, even if he had to stay as an inpatient.

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


MissEchelon posted:

That's the best thing, he's Australian. If he went to the ER it would be completely free to get totally fixed, even if he had to stay as an inpatient.

So youre saying he'd learn nothing from this situation and would be back to unpissing rods in no time.
Australia is a prison colony for a reason.

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