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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

a patagonian cavy posted:

is that the Russian national anthem with everyone in the orchestra playing the wrong instrument in this vein?
It's not an experiment like the Portsmouth Sinfonia; it's from the Egyptian military orchestra, which is just about as competent as the rest of the Egyptian military.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yGJYryj-QY

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darnon
Nov 8, 2009
You can just see Putin mentally calculating how many ICBMs he can re-task from targeting the west.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Cat Mattress posted:

It's not an experiment like the Portsmouth Sinfonia; it's from the Egyptian military orchestra, which is just about as competent as the rest of the Egyptian military.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yGJYryj-QY

I honestly thought it was a school band. Like 7th grade-ish. :lol:

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Cat Mattress posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRVhCl02ssk

The soundtrack isn't Yakety Sax. It's much better.

We need to get a ship that's loaded out with loudspeakers to just follow the Kuznetzov around constantly, playing this recording, like the Family Guy fat person tuba gag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZvWvfCSZ8M

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid
How would you hear it over the sound of life-threatening machinery breakdowns?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Wingnut Ninja posted:

We need to get a ship that's loaded out with loudspeakers to just follow the Kuznetzov around constantly, playing this recording, like the Family Guy fat person tuba gag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZvWvfCSZ8M

You got the wrong song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUwEIt9ez7M

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010
Well, if Putin's goal was to impress the world with Russia's global reach and power I would say that this here is a job well done.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Cat Mattress posted:

It's not an experiment like the Portsmouth Sinfonia; it's from the Egyptian military orchestra, which is just about as competent as the rest of the Egyptian military.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yGJYryj-QY

It being an earnest attempt to be good at music is somehow even better

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Cc_dJBKz4

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

a patagonian cavy posted:

It being an earnest attempt to be good at music is somehow even better

Wait, I thought them playing badly was a deliberate snub at Putin.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Davin Valkri posted:

Wait, I thought them playing badly was a deliberate snub at Putin.

They totally were, there is no way to play that badly unless you try.

Captain von Trapp
Jan 23, 2006

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.
I think they really are just that bad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGvaO6zubLs

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Lay off the Kuznetzov! I've seen US navy ships smoke that much.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Blistex posted:

Lay off the Kuznetzov! I've seen US navy ships smoke that much.



Too soon, broham. Too soon.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Was that a real orchestra? I thought it was a highschool band or something.

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid
My high school band was way better than that.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
I've sailed on some terrible rust buckets that were overdue for a trip to the scrapyard, burning the cheapest fuel some oversea shipowner could find, creed and maintained by the least interested temps ever, and I've never seen anything smoke this badly.

Friar Zucchini
Aug 6, 2010

Holy poo poo... dude is actually wearing a top hat, like, unironically. Actually looks pretty classy.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I thought it was a roomful of satirists with kazoos, being someone's honest best attempt is delicious. Pre or post revolution, anyone know?

Fredrick
Jan 20, 2008

BRU HU HA HA HA
It sounds very much like what happens when you have a skilled orchestra switch instruments with each other for ones they're not trained in.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

shame on an IGA posted:

I thought it was a roomful of satirists with kazoos, being someone's honest best attempt is delicious. Pre or post revolution, anyone know?

Post.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

Fredrick posted:

It sounds very much like what happens when you have a skilled orchestra switch instruments with each other for ones they're not trained in.

lol I had the exact same thought

joke is on you today director!

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

bewbies posted:

lol I had the exact same thought

joke is on you today director!

"You give us leave tomorrow conductor, or we switch instruments for el-Sisi. You have been warned."

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

I just figured that since there's conscription in Egypt, those who have the most pull (well not enough to where they can get out of conscription completely, but still some pull) try to get an easier job like the military band. So you get a bunch of people with political connections in the band and not so much people who have actual musical ability.

DepletedUranium
Feb 18, 2007

Sigh...
Loves me some bad band music, but let's get this thread back on track.



How is it that I've never heard of this sexy beast?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Is that just a shitload of hardpoints?

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.
And are those hardpoints strapped to some kind of modified P-51?

It would appear they are, neat.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Platystemon posted:

Is that just a shitload of hardpoints?

I was gonna say it's still fewer than an F-16, though a wikipedia check suggests only 6 of those are actually hardpoints.

Fearless
Sep 3, 2003

DRINK MORE MOXIE


Murgos posted:

Well, if Putin's goal was to impress the world with Russia's global reach and power I would say that this here is a job well done.

I, for one, am legitimately impressed that the pall of smoke that Kuznetsov emits is from its functioning propulsion plant and not a fire raging out of control deep in its bowels.

Helter Skelter
Feb 10, 2004

BEARD OF HAVOC

Fearless posted:

I, for one, am legitimately impressed that the pall of smoke that Kuznetsov emits is from its functioning propulsion plant and not a fire raging out of control deep in its bowels.
So basically a floating coal seam fire, then.

DepletedUranium
Feb 18, 2007

Sigh...
Ha! There's an entire entry dedicated to "counter-insurgency aircraft."

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I think the topic deserves a page, but goddamn is that lousy.

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
In case you were wondering if a Super Hornet can take a ski-jump launch, here's a simulator: http://cppcms.com/files/skijump/
Amazing to see what can be made when nerds argue on the internet

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde
The military industrial complex hates this simple trick
http://www.businessinsider.com/air-force-mechanics-fix-major-f22-issue-2016-11

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Suicide Watch posted:

In case you were wondering if a Super Hornet can take a ski-jump launch, here's a simulator: http://cppcms.com/files/skijump/
Amazing to see what can be made when nerds argue on the internet

Too bad it doesn't come up with series of presets so that you could easily make a number of airplanes take off from a number of carriers.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

DepletedUranium posted:

Loves me some bad band music, but let's get this thread back on track.



How is it that I've never heard of this sexy beast?

Isn't the P51 kind of a terrible platform to build that on? I seem to remember reading about how a lot of p51s went down on ground support in the ETO due to their engine cooling setup, compared to other fighters.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Cyrano4747 posted:

Isn't the P51 kind of a terrible platform to build that on? I seem to remember reading about how a lot of p51s went down on ground support in the ETO due to their engine cooling setup, compared to other fighters.

Yeah, but it's not the same engine at all. It's a Lycoming T55 turboprop, not a liquid-cooled piston engine.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Cyrano4747 posted:

Isn't the P51 kind of a terrible platform to build that on? I seem to remember reading about how a lot of p51s went down on ground support in the ETO due to their engine cooling setup, compared to other fighters.

Different engine there. Plus the p51A Alison engined models were used a good bit for ground support before the merlin got converted over.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
You can see in that image that the huge radiator scoop underneath is completely gone. Obviously a different cooling setup (because different engine).

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Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.
I dunno which thread to even post this in, my first thought was the grog thread because of all the WitP, but it seems someone has been stealing Dutch cruisers/war-graves sunk in WW2 right from the bottom of the ocean:

Mystery over Dutch WW2 shipwrecks vanished from Java Sea bed - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37997640

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