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Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse

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dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010

Strontium posted:

Take It From the Tinkersons


The writing for Tinkersons is absolutely astounding in its ability to set up a punchline, spend one whole panel ignoring the setup, and then tell a completely different joke.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

dirksteadfast posted:

The writing for Tinkersons is absolutely astounding in its ability to set up a punchline, spend one whole panel ignoring the setup, and then tell a completely different joke.

I actually laughed at this one.

"Ha ha, it's funny because the son's gonna grow up to be an embittered alcoholic just like dead old dad!!" :lol:

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker

And the hits just keep on coming.

9 Chickweed Lane


Pibgorn

Brooke treats us to some more of his rear end-backwards writing.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Aardmania posted:

Pibgorn

Brooke treats us to some more of his rear end-backwards writing.

Okay, I've been following Pibgorn out of morbid fascination and/or self-loathing ever since I started following this thread (which was maybe a year before I even registered), and in that time there's been bad Shakespeare adaptations and nonsensical vignettes connecting sex scenes. Also Wahoo Terminal. Is there actually a story buried in all of this? Like yeah, 9CL will go on multi-year tangents about Nazi banging but at least it demonstrates Brooke's ability to follow a drat plot thread, it boggles my mind that his vanity project is somehow exponentially worse at that. Or maybe it shouldn't boggle my mind at all and that's the real explanation here.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


I was genuinely curious how they were going to resolve that, and this, I think, might be the best/worst way to have done it. I love it.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
9CL is a comic about people who want to gently caress supernatural and/or robotic beings with rape, torture, and body horror thrown in for good measure. It's like erotic horror done by someone who isn't capable of writing erotica or horror.

ukonvasara
Aug 16, 2012

a mixture of gravity and waggery

EasyEW posted:

Crankshaft



Look, you have one job with this stupid gag, and you can't even provide an actual malapropism.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Can you explain it further, I don't get a single loving thing about that. Perhaps it requires some knowledge of american football?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



SomeMathGuy posted:

Okay, I've been following Pibgorn out of morbid fascination and/or self-loathing ever since I started following this thread (which was maybe a year before I even registered), and in that time there's been bad Shakespeare adaptations and nonsensical vignettes connecting sex scenes. Also Wahoo Terminal. Is there actually a story buried in all of this? Like yeah, 9CL will go on multi-year tangents about Nazi banging but at least it demonstrates Brooke's ability to follow a drat plot thread, it boggles my mind that his vanity project is somehow exponentially worse at that. Or maybe it shouldn't boggle my mind at all and that's the real explanation here.
Like, technically? Yes there is a story literally buried in all of this. Each arc is its own story though, theoretically, which then buries the previous arc in all of its own bullshit while Brooke actively strangles it to death with the umbilical cord.

Pibgorn is just Brooke desperately struggling against his need to be seen as a high-brow cartoon auteur and his inner desire to just write Bondage Fairies fanfiction.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (Sept. 1, 1994)

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

His Divine Shadow posted:

Can you explain it further, I don't get a single loving thing about that. Perhaps it requires some knowledge of american football?

The way American football works, the two teams are trying to push one another up and down the field. Team A scores if a player manages to carry or catch the ball on the opposite side of team B's goal line, and vice versa. Additionally, each team has a goal post behind its goal line, through which the ball can be kicked under certain circumstances.

If a team couldn't move out of the shadow of their own goalpost, that would indicate they are putting forward a very poor offensive effort. The goal line is literally a chalk line drawn on the grass, so if the team can't move out of the show of that, they're putting forward a very poor effort indeed.

e. This is missing the biggest goonsay to have ever goonsaid.

Safety Dance fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Nov 15, 2016

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

His Divine Shadow posted:

Can you explain it further, I don't get a single loving thing about that. Perhaps it requires some knowledge of american football?

Sports team bad, doesn't sports good.

That's all you'll ever need to know for Batiuk's sports jokes.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

Ghostlight posted:

Like, technically? Yes there is a story literally buried in all of this. Each arc is its own story though, theoretically, which then buries the previous arc in all of its own bullshit while Brooke actively strangles it to death with the umbilical cord.

Pibgorn is just Brooke desperately struggling against his need to be seen as a high-brow cartoon auteur and his inner desire to just write Bondage Fairies fanfiction.

The thing is, I don't remember if Pigporn started out like this. If I remember right, from reading it a long time ago, it was about a fairy, Pib, who was loved by a human man, but said man was lusted after by that succubus character (the one who always looks like her entire body is infected or at least her ears with the red poo poo coming off it). I think for a while it was just about those three and light happy flower poo poo. And then we got into demon trees growing out of people and weird demon poo poo, come to point today. It's like Brooke read Gor and thought drat, I could up this with fairies! But make it more high brow.

There's an online comic I was reading for a while that seems similar. It didn't start out too bad. But fast forward a few years and literally every panel is a speech bubble with a smug person or a person with a CAD stretched head being smug. Is there a story to it? Maybe, in the same way The Phantom Menace had a story to it.

For Pigporn, I remember mostly the stupid demon-baby arc and something about vampires and the fairy being a robot? Yeah. Like that.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Pastry of the Year posted:

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (Sept. 1, 1994)



It seems inadvisable to tell the health inspector these things.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Bloom County



Peanuts (November 18, 1969)



Funky Winkerbean



Crankshaft



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (January 10-11, 1930)





Thimble Theater (June 4, 1930)

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Thanks for the image resizing tips! I remembered that it involved adding a letter, but I was trying to swap it in for the t of a timg tag.
e: And let me know if the big version is big enough; I'm scaling it down from ~2000x1200 to ~1500x900 to avoid the need to side-scroll to read it, but I can leave it at that original size if that's preferred. Hopefully, tiny text like these Bat-Cave labels won't be a regular thing.

Batman and Robin


Ripley's

Darthemed fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Nov 15, 2016

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!




treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (October 23, 1951)


Nancy (December 7, 1943)


Wash Tubbs (August 6, 1929)


Gasoline Alley (September 4, 1923)


Lil' Abner (May 4, 1937)


Barney Google (September 5, 1922)


Alley Oop (December 5, 1933)

ukonvasara
Aug 16, 2012

a mixture of gravity and waggery

His Divine Shadow posted:

Can you explain it further, I don't get a single loving thing about that. Perhaps it requires some knowledge of american football?

If a team has possession of the ball deep in their own end of the field, they could very reasonably be said to be "in the shadow of their own goal line" (since for a variety of reasons the team is essentially backed up against a metaphorical wall). I'm not even sure what Batiuk thinks Crankshaft is "supposed" to be saying here; if it's "goal posts", that's just also correct, certainly not worthy of a Shocked Malapropism Reaction Face.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

It's true

Kid Fenris
Jan 22, 2004

If someone is reading this...
I must have failed.
Well, it's definitely one of the better songs on Copper Blue, but I don't know how it'll hold up 10,000 years from now. It might need remastering before then.

dismas
Jul 31, 2008


Jesus, Funky Winkerbean is boring.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


They used a photo? Did they just get too lazy to trace it?

F Minus



Mary Worth



You sure you don't want to see other parents while he's away, Dawn?

Rex Morgan MD



Secret Agent X-9



This isn't a turtle at all?

Apartment 3--G



Geez, Tommie. Break your neck next time.

Forktoss
Feb 13, 2012

I'm OK, you're so-so

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



You sure you don't want to see other parents while he's away, Dawn?

She's already got the art history teacher :ssh:

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise



Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Poil posted:

Is Funky Winkerbean ever anything other than jerks being smug?

Occasionally it's about the unavoidable, crushing misery of life, or inevitability of decay and death.

ThatGirlAtThatShow
Nov 4, 2013

Transmodiar posted:

Modesty Blaise




Is that shadows and crosshatching in the third panel down or is Modesty about to kick some rear end wearing a trapeze artists' outfit?

Rock on, Modesty, rock on.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
She's getting out of the country with the circus.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

It's All Right Chief Dharma





...Just in case it wasn't obvious, that's alcohol.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



There was a lot of attention paid to the details on that soju bottle.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)


And He Did. (August, 1915)


Outbursts of Everett True (January, 1916)


Guess If They Are Married! (click for big)


The Gay Thirties (March, 1935, click for big))

Don't call him "small fry" Mr. Baby Head!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damon_and_Pythias

They'll Do It Every Time (February, 1940, click for big)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mata_Hari

Mopsy (July, 1940)


Tweedy (September, 1956, click for big)


Jaf (1967)


Feiffer (1969, click for big)


Andy Capp (November, 1970, click for big)


Wee Pals (December, 1970, click for big)


Richard's Poor Almanac (click for big)


Dick Tracy (September, 2009, click for big)

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



ThatGirlAtThatShow posted:

Is that shadows and crosshatching in the third panel down or is Modesty about to kick some rear end wearing a trapeze artists' outfit?

Rock on, Modesty, rock on.

I remember someone saying when this was first being posted that it was edited for some publications because Modesty is nude an awful lot.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Some Guy TT posted:

It's All Right Chief Dharma





...Just in case it wasn't obvious, that's alcohol.

Drinkin Soju right now. Hell yeah Chief Dharma.

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person

Mercury Hat posted:

I remember someone saying when this was first being posted that it was edited for some publications because Modesty is nude an awful lot.

I looked in my collection and she's wearing it for the rest of the story. Pretty sure she wasn't running around naked from how it looks.

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Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Slammy posted:

Feiffer (1969, click for big)


Andy Capp (November, 1970, click for big)


These work absurdly well together.

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