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this entire conversation is incredibly banal Sincerely, - I first had the idea I could be gay when I saw the erect cock freely swinging around in meatspin and wasn't immediately repulsed. I didn't immediately want to kneel down and slobber all over someone's knob at the sight, but I thought, hey, that's kind of cool. Its a dick loving another dude in the rear end with such perfect rhythm that the other dick was dancing. Tits can bounce but don't quite get that circular motion, making that dick something unique and novel. I worked myself up a bit and tried recreating the motion myself, but there was an artistry that I wasn't able to grasp, so the image of a propeller dick stuck with me for a while as an unattainable experience that, deep down, I secretly longed for.
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# ? May 15, 2024 21:39 |
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Bring back SADCHUB!
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 22:12 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJu8clHlhBA
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 22:20 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:why on god's green earth would i want to read your posts don't sign, your posts
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 22:26 |
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Soho Joe posted:Part 4 of These are fantastic
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 23:10 |
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Hey guys I read GBS and it was BAD! like really really bad! It was terrible! speaking of things that are bad, I also climbed into a septic tank and that was also very bad! Why does that place exist? We should get rid of all the septic tanks!
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 00:16 |
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A Moose posted:Hey guys I read GBS and it was BAD! like really really bad! It was terrible! speaking of things that are bad, I also climbed into a septic tank and that was also very bad! Why does that place exist? We should get rid of all the septic tanks! This metaphor only works if the septic tank contents can climb out of the tank and go walking around
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 00:18 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:This metaphor only works if the septic tank contents can climb out of the tank and go walking around Ahh yes, the cryptid known as the Swamp Ape
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 00:40 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:This metaphor only works if the septic tank contents can climb out of the tank and go walking around You mean, like you emerging from your mum's vagina?
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 00:46 |
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don't sign your mom
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 01:18 |
Part 5 of 5 GPF posted:Dudes, this is totally no joke. Unknown posted:It's videogames. Specifically, video games you can win or finish. That has ruined everything. When we were kids, there was one thing we all knew: The Space Invaders were coming. Yes, you could shoot at them, you could destroy them, and you might slow them down a little, but then they would resume their inexorable march. You couldn't stop them. You couldn't win against them. Unknown posted:Kid: Who are you?
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 01:22 |
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Remember that time a bunch of goons ate pet food
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 01:41 |
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I remember the time my grandpa did. Bought a little tin of specialty dog treats for their spoiled little yapper at christamas, and after dinner he just sat in a chair eating em. Nobody noticed until there was a lull in the conversation and we all heard the crunching In his defense they were packaged like cookies and apparently they tasted a lot like stale shortbread but come on they were shaped like bones and it had the dog's name on the lid in marker Hes not even the senile one
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 01:46 |
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One time when I was a kid my mom convinced us to try this dry kibble on the word from a coworker of hers that they really tasted like steak. I only ate one piece. It was dry, and tasted like dry dog food smells. eh, I could live off it if I were starving, but I'm not going to actively WANT to eat any more of it.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 01:51 |
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Chinaman7000 posted:I keep clicking this but it isn't taking me anywhere, my browser is broken BROCK LESBIAN posted:Don't worry, I know one weird trick to fix it. Computer repair men hate me. bunnyofdoom posted:Tbf I am not a computer repair man and I hate you BROCK LESBIAN posted:You've made me a computer despair man
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 01:57 |
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free basket of chips posted:Remember that time a bunch of goons ate pet food https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fIA7ivqId8 Remember that time when Everdraed used to still hang out here and make amazing content
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Guy Mann posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fIA7ivqId8 I miss Everdraed. He was too good for this world
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 02:13 |
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Wait what happened to everdraed
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 02:13 |
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Why did goons eat dogfood? I remember when it happened but not why.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 02:17 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Wait what happened to everdraed He got internet famous for working on one of the biggest and most popular indie games in all of Tumblr history right at the same time that GBS reached the absolute nadir of anything resembling humor or sincerity.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 02:17 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Why did goons eat dogfood? I remember when it happened but not why. The guy with a buttface in a pirate hat for an avatar posted a thread asking goons to help him with his monthly food budget. At the end of the budget was a listing for the dog food Beneful, which we assumed he wrote as a joke. A mod, Abe probably, came in and told him to post a video of him eating Beneful or he would be banned. I think other goons could do it too and get rewards or punish him. I remember some men not enjoying it, and a little girl eating cat food in milk like cereal and almost crying. Assface McPirate ate the beneful and REALLY did not enjoy it.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 02:47 |
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What indie game?
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 03:13 |
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RandomFerret posted:I remember the time my grandpa did. Bought a little tin of specialty dog treats for their spoiled little yapper at christamas, and after dinner he just sat in a chair eating em. Nobody noticed until there was a lull in the conversation and we all heard the crunching this story made my day, thanks
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 03:24 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:What indie game? Undertale
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 03:27 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Wait what happened to everdraed like all cool people who come to sa, he left
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 03:53 |
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He seems to still be around as recently as October, at least.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 03:55 |
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Crocoswine posted:Undertale Oh! Good for him!
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 04:20 |
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John Liver posted:like all cool people who come to sa, he left
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 04:21 |
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John Liver posted:like all cool people who come to sa, he left If you truly love a poster, set them free and hope they don't come back.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 04:44 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:when I was a kid my dad threw a banana peel out the window once when he was driving
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 05:19 |
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Snooze Cruise posted:Hi, this is the thread where you apologize for things you have done on the forums. Fushigi Yuugi fansub posted:i'm sorry i clicked this thread
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 06:14 |
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Crocoswine posted:Undertale That actually explains a lot about the artwork for that game. Good for him.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 06:18 |
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I though that he designed only one of the last bosses...?
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 08:40 |
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He's pretty much only responsible for the neutral route final boss.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 08:40 |
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I always miss the good discussions about jamming things into dicks (possibly because there are no good discussions about jamming things into dicks) but I (and many other healthcare goons) have jammed things into dicks and had blood come out of said dicks and kinda shrugged and wiped it off the thing I jammed in there and made a mental note to squirt some lidocaine up in there later if he starts getting feisty
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 09:15 |
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elise the great posted:I always miss the good discussions about jamming things into dicks If that wasn't a quote it is now.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 09:58 |
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Akett posted:He's pretty much only responsible for the neutral route final boss. Which is, by a mile, the strongest single moment in a game full of strong moments.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 10:20 |
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I wonder where XJAKK is these days...
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 11:08 |
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I talked to his ex fiance last year, she says she hasn't heard from him since she got back on her meds and got her life together. Good for her. He's probably in an asylum somewhere.
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elise the great posted:I always miss the good discussions about jamming things into dicks Unlike elf dicks which, thanks to you, I now know are made to have things shoved into them.
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