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Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?

JcDent posted:

let gustavus hit the floor
let gustavus hit the floor
let gustavus hit the
flooooor




I shot Tserclaes, but I did not shoot the Pappenheim.
I shot Tserclaes, but I swear it was in self-defence.


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aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


FAUXTON posted:

Probably a thing that measures elevation so they know they're firing at the correct angle.

razak posted:

That is a Gunners quadrant. Used to measure the elevation.

Cool, thanks guys!

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Tias posted:

I saw a video of a dude at some parade get tagged by his cannon, and flew out of the picture. I can't imagine he survived it, the poor guy :(

I always think one of Captain Mercer and his horse artillery loaders at Waterloo, dude didn't get of the way during the last stage of loading and lost both of his arms at the elbow then shortly bled to death.

Respect the gun!

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
Know a guy who decided to fire a round by kicking the breech. Permanent limp now. Another guy put his face down between the trails during firing and took a breech to the face. Lost an eye. Months of hospitalization for both.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Sic semper principes Absoluta

btw. that looks like a REALLY swarthy 17th century fältskär's aide there. Did Ol' Goose Staff Aid's surgeon have an African accompanion or what is the story of this?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

PittTheElder posted:

So it's a gun that fires the instant you chamber a round? Why on earth would you want that?

I mean, strictly that's how a mortar works.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Nenonen posted:


Sic semper principes Absoluta

btw. that looks like a REALLY swarthy 17th century fältskär's aide there. Did Ol' Goose Staff Aid's surgeon have an African accompanion or what is the story of this?

Chances are the dude is part of the band.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

SeanBeansShako posted:

Chances are the dude is part of the band.

That's a possibility! Incidentally, can you believe it, googling for "gustav adolf" and "neger" results in something quite different. :stare:

"gustav adolf" and "svarta" at least gives links to biography of Adolf Ludvig Gustav Fredrik Albert Badin, but still wrong century. You would think that if in an engraving of the death of a king there's a black kid then either there's a black persona whose presence at the scene was known to the artist and therefore should be common knowledge, or then there's some contemporary meaning to it, religious or otherwise?

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Nenonen posted:


Sic semper principes Absoluta

btw. that looks like a REALLY swarthy 17th century fältskär's aide there. Did Ol' Goose Staff Aid's surgeon have an African accompanion or what is the story of this?

I believe that's Dr James Nichols.

Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?
That is supposed to be Tilly, not Gustaf.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

OwlFancier posted:

I mean, strictly that's how a mortar works.

Touche. I guess I should have said "So it's a gun that fires and recoils like crazy the instant you chamber a round? Why on earth would you want that?"

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Technically mortars also recoil they're just braced on the ground :v:

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
heard someone talkin' poo poo about mortars in this thread?

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
Yea. they're baby tubes. Cannon supremacy.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

FastestGunAlive posted:

Yea. they're baby tubes. Cannon supremacy.
what if you live here

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Ataxerxes posted:

That is supposed to be Tilly, not Gustaf.
i'm the vodka :lol:

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

HEY GAL posted:

what if you live here


Take a page from Vauban and shoot parallel the wall instead of at it

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen

HEY GAL posted:

what if you live here


I'd move TBQH.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Well What Now posted:

I'd move TBQH.
rent's great

dublish
Oct 31, 2011


HEY GAL posted:

rent's great

Neighbors probably get drunk and shoot pistols out their windows all night though.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

HEY GAL posted:

rent's great

Housemates loving suck.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

HEY GAL posted:

what if you live here


TACAIR

Hargrimm
Sep 22, 2011

W A R R E N
Those WWI artillery gifs I posted are all from "Flashes of Action: Actualities of the World War", which the National Archives was nice enough to upload on youtube. It's got a great, unexpectedly whimsical intro:

https://fuwa.se/p/YKH8Ao.mp4

Early AA

https://zippy.gfycat.com/UnknownArcticCollardlizard.webm

Despite all the bullets sent skyward, the enemy pilot still managed to take out the blimp

https://zippy.gfycat.com/PiercingFlakyGreatwhiteshark.webm

Smoooooth ride

https://zippy.gfycat.com/KaleidoscopicNextArkshell.webm

Captured German pilot getting taunted

https://zippy.gfycat.com/CookedVerifiableFruitfly.webm

Hargrimm fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Nov 16, 2016

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Someone spent like a thousand years hand-animating that intro :wtf:

It's so loving funny that the spotting blimp people got parachutes before the airplane people did. Wouldn't want to find yourself in a burning aircraft with no way out :saddowns:

aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Nov 16, 2016

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

aphid_licker posted:

Someone spent like a thousand years hand-animating that intro :wtf:

MOS-442, Entertainment Specialist, just as important as any other MOS for victory!

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
Aphid: That's why -- didn't want pilots getting scared and unassing an expensive airplane that might still be flyable.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
Long time reader, first time poster, love the thread.

Does anybody know where I might find some unit specifics about the French side of the French & Indian war? Like, in english and online (I'll probably pick up the osprey book on it, I really just want to look into the French regulars).

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
That tank, lol

ride
ride
ride
hooold
THUNK

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Ataxerxes posted:

That is supposed to be Tilly, not Gustaf.

well it's good that I wasn't a 17th century sniper, all white men with goatees look the same to me :sigh:

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Nenonen posted:

That's a possibility! Incidentally, can you believe it, googling for "gustav adolf" and "neger" results in something quite different. :stare:

"gustav adolf" and "svarta" at least gives links to biography of Adolf Ludvig Gustav Fredrik Albert Badin, but still wrong century. You would think that if in an engraving of the death of a king there's a black kid then either there's a black persona whose presence at the scene was known to the artist and therefore should be common knowledge, or then there's some contemporary meaning to it, religious or otherwise?
if that's tilly, chances are the guy is supposed to be from Spain, where there were a bunch of darker skinned people--either slaves or otherwise.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

JcDent posted:

That tank, lol

ride
ride
ride
hooold
THUNK

To be fair most regular cars and trucks at the time had steel wheels and leaf spring suspension, so it wasn't exactly like anyone was getting a silky smooth ride in those days

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Ensign Expendable posted:

MOS-442, Entertainment Specialist, just as important as any other MOS for victory!

I'm MOS-934, the amphibian truck driver :frog:

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

HEY GAL posted:

what if you live here


Nothing that can't be solved with a few stout men with axes tubercolosis.

Tias fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Nov 16, 2016

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

FastestGunAlive posted:

Take a page from Vauban and shoot parallel the wall instead of at it

how does that help? I'm not trying to be snarky i don't know how you use cannon.

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
Use them in enfilade to rake the fortifications and you may even get ricochets within the fort for even more damage

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Re: surprise early modern black people, I thought Pushkins great-grandpa was named Gannibal as in cannibal and was like drat guys that's kinda not cool but I had completely forgotten about the no H in Russian thing and he's named after Hannibal ofc.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

aphid_licker posted:

Re: surprise early modern black people, I thought Pushkins great-grandpa was named Gannibal as in cannibal and was like drat guys that's kinda not cool but I had completely forgotten about the no H in Russian thing and he's named after Hannibal ofc.
why did you think early modern russians spoke english in the first place, my dude

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
I love how a neutral Austrian-Hungarian Imperial army more or less shortened the Crimean War without firing a shot.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


HEY GAL posted:

why did you think early modern russians spoke english in the first place, my dude

Russians are p chill about stealing words and pretty pragmatic about translating them into cyrillic and it made perfect sense to me that they'd steal cannibal. And I was right about that, because indeed it's каннибал (kannibal). I just got mixed up about what they tend(ed)* to replace with "g", which is the h and not the k, because my Russian is extremely basic and pretty rusty.

https://translate.google.com/#en/ru/cannibal

It can also apparently be людоед, (ljudoed), people-I'm not sure what "ед" is, it's probably some kind of form of есть, to eat, that I never got around to learning during my half-assed attempt at learning Russian.

*today they tend to use the х (kh) instead of the г (g), so Khitler rather than Gitler.**

** at least according to my old Russian teacher, google translate still does Gitler: https://translate.google.com/#en/ru/hitler

aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 13:07 on Nov 16, 2016

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hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

DiHK posted:

Long time reader, first time poster, love the thread.

Does anybody know where I might find some unit specifics about the French side of the French & Indian war? Like, in english and online (I'll probably pick up the osprey book on it, I really just want to look into the French regulars).

I don't, no, but as you probably know it was a part of the larger 7 Years War, so you might get more results searching for that instead. I'm sure there's a 7YW resource out there that details the North American theater.

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