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I knew that was gonna be taken awry, but so it goes. It's the first time in my life I've needed more length to properly screw a hole, that's for sure.
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Sagebrush posted:I'll take "things said in Coydog's bedroom last night", Alex Lol
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Coydog posted:
That's not what she said.
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Sagebrush posted:I'll take "things said in Coydog's bedroom last night", Alex Low hanging but sweet nonetheless.
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I almost keyed someone's car for the first time in my life the other day. This is my normal biek spot at work :  After about ten minutes of extreme self-control, I moved the Tuono and walked away. I had a vicious note written out but we are an extremely donor/volunteer-based non-profit, our average visitor/client age is like 87 and it was "volunteer appreciation night". There was no winning this one - people at work knows my bike and where I park. "You park like a dickhead you senile old corpse, give up your license now no excuses" would have gone over poorly. Instead I will rant in this thread about how the entire DMV nationwide needs to seriously revamp how licenses are issued to people over loving 70, my own father included for fucks sake. I will also park in the back behind the boiler room from here on out. I'm loving salty just looking at the photos again 
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That's an amazingly bad parking job.
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Sagebrush posted:wow, and who would have ever expected it to be a BMW I couldn't even rave helplessly about that, because I also park my beloved E46 330ci in that spot 
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I park my E46 very conscientiously, as I have always parked. My beater jeep that I don't give a poo poo about because it was free, though, that I will use to deliberately gently caress with people who park badly. If I see some dong who has parked way over the line on his driver's side, I will purposefully squeeze in to the spot on his left, attempting to leave as few inches as possible between me and his driver door, while still being entirely within the lines. I don't care if they ding or key the jeep. 
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HotCanadianChick posted:I park my E46 very conscientiously, as I have always parked. Although you are an rear end in a top hat, I approve of this.  (rear end in a top hat in the sense that 2 wrongs don't make a right, but lol)
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If you park deep in a spot then expect things like that, along with having your bike romped over.
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BlackMK4 posted:If you park deep in a spot then expect things like that, along with having your bike romped over. Do you tell women not to wear short skirts, too, or is victim blaming just something you do to motorcyclists? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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PCOS Bill posted:Do you tell women not to wear short skirts, too, or is victim blaming just something you do to motorcyclists? I just remembered why I have you on ignore
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BlackMK4 posted:I just remembered why I have you on ignore Because you don't like being called out for victim blaming?
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If you ride a bike and you have a victim attitude it's only going to end badly for you. Gotta put yourself in the best position at all times, on the road or in a parking spot.
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The Royal Nonesuch posted:I almost keyed someone's car for the first time in my life the other day.
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nsaP posted:If you ride a bike and you have a victim attitude it's only going to end badly for you. Gotta put yourself in the best position at all times, on the road or in a parking spot. Yup, no use screaming I WAS THE VICTIM when you're in the ICU.
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PCOS Bill posted:Do you tell women not to wear short skirts, too, or is victim blaming just something you do to motorcyclists? LOL you dumbass, you choose to be a motorcyclist. You don't choose to be a woman
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Hey this PCOS Bill guy is alright no need to pile on, he's just playin anyway Do you boo, PCOS Bill
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nsaP posted:If you ride a bike and you have a victim attitude it's only going to end badly for you. Gotta put yourself in the best position at all times, on the road or in a parking spot. This is the best advice to go by, and there's a chapter in Proficient Motorcycling dedicated to this exact concept. Doesn't matter if you're right or how unfair it is, because you will always lose. They should hammer this poo poo into people's heads when they take the MSF. It loving sucks but that's the trade off for cheap, ludicrous speed.
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The Bananana posted:Although you are an rear end in a top hat, I approve of this. If you're doing it to a BMW then it isn't wrong. 
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:The guy's obviously a BMW driver, and I mean that as a type of driver separate from the brand of car he's driving, but honestly chill out dude. Someone parked badly near your bike, didn't prevent you from moving at all, and I presume didn't touch your bike at all. You don't need to start brake checking people on the highway in the middle of a motovlog or kicking their mirrors over that. Yah like I said, I moved the bike and walked away as I realized it was extremely likely it was some old fogey who had no idea they even did it, but it rustled my jimmies at the time. I have no intention of road raging on anyone. Sorry for ranting in the ranting thread.
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:The guy's obviously a BMW driver, and I mean that as a type of driver separate from the brand of car he's driving, but honestly chill out dude. Someone parked badly near your bike, didn't prevent you from moving at all, and I presume didn't touch your bike at all. You don't need to start brake checking people on the highway in the middle of a motovlog or kicking their mirrors over that. BUT IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF IT
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The Royal Nonesuch posted:Yah like I said, I moved the bike and walked away as I realized it was extremely likely it was some old fogey who had no idea they even did it, but it rustled my jimmies at the time. I have no intention of road raging on anyone. No don't be sorry, that is exactly why I made this thread. The sober reflection and analysis thread is over there. This is the call everyone a shithead worthless oval office to get it out of your system thread.
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Finger Prince posted:No don't be sorry, that is exactly why I made this thread. The sober reflection and analysis thread is over there. This is the call everyone a shithead worthless oval office to get it out of your system thread.  I like coming here to vent and to read venting. We are all impotent in the face of poo poo drivers in vehicles that can crush us like bugs, this is our safe space.
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Cycle Asylum Ranting Echo Chamber/Padded Room: You don't choose to be a woman
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Where's the fetus going to gestate? In the airbox?
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echomadman posted:Where's the fetus going to gestate? In the airbox? Tear the fetus out for improved airflow & weight reduction
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Abort it in the third trimester and name it Buell.
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Womb-in-swingarm design
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ITS NOT DESIGN
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If motorcycles evolved from bicycles how come there are still bicycles?
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Collateral Damage posted:If motorcycles evolved from bicycles how come there are still bicycles? Lol ok this one is good.
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As a refutation of Intelligent Design, may I present the Italian electrical system
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Collateral Damage posted:If motorcycles evolved from bicycles how come there are still bicycles? Noice
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Evolution would have you believe that this Harley would evolve into a working motorcycle. Instead, it just sits there, leaking oil.
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